Break in Guidelines?

[Color]

hey guy's,
Me and someone else are about to break in this faggs house (i could go on about him for hours), and steal steal his booze
I know this dude's f***** is PAACKED, and I knw that he hasn't got a dog - i'd be rely surprised if he had a security system
I live in a little suburb, so I don't rely have to worry thaat much about people seeing me..
I was wondering if u guy's could give me some tips...to be honest, i've never done this shit and it'll probably be the last time (the dudes a FUCKING prick)

I know a couple of things to do...get a baraclava (ceck), get dark clothes (check), do it at night (ceck)

any tips?

[a2thae]

Yea, stay in school till your old enough to buy your own god damn shit. But if that doesn't get through to ya, there are many ways to do this.

1. Grow some balls, bust in the window while wearing a mask, and fuck up anyone in your way to go retrieve your sustenance(booze)then get out of there asap.

2. Pick the lock (I assume you have basic lock-picking knowledge; if he doesn't have a lock he is a moron) and stealthily get in there. once you got what you need stealthily move out unless you here someone move;then just get fuck out.

3. Wait till they go on vacation or something and just go in there and do it.

4. Bust in there with something like a .357 magnum when they come either shout: THIS IS A HOLD UP. GIVE US MONEY AND BOOZE. or shoot them in the knee caps.

Im am a little too drunk right now...

[Somechillguy]

hmm. go in through the door or window closest to the prize. have something to back your self up with. be super fucking quiet. get the beers out one by one- glass on glass will make your bitch wake up pronto. try to wait till this fag is out of his house actually, shit would be easy. other than that, good luck. just imprint in your head- be Q.U.I.E.T. and dont bitch out. confidence will score you anything you want in your life- like hot ass bitches and good grades.

[Warpurlgis]

this seems to be more of a theft then a prank. But w/e. Don't get caught is that is left to be said

[eritas]

kind of obvious but wear gloves
go in when hes not home
and if your already going to the trouble of breaking in
bring some big bags and take all his shit
his tv
his stereo
his computer
his ipod
his phone
his cash
his drugs, if he has any
and if you really hate him
trash his house, but in a quiet way, knives on upholstry, paint on furniture/walls
buy some rats and let them go in his house
be creative

[deathlord888]

dont be a dumbass and wear all black, it is obvious to tell bitch black from near black after your eyes adjust

[Italian_Anarchist]

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE ORIGINAL YOU CAN BUY SOME Uraninite AND HIDE IT IN HIS HOUSE AND MAKE A RADIOACTIVE HOUSE!

ROLF

[Warpurlgis]

only if he wanted to spend lots of money for a pointless prank

[drugfeind]

heres my advice...dont break into his house at all....what i see happening either you bitch out, you get caught and thrown in jail, he beats the shit out of you , or you breaK IN and get like 5 dollars worth of goods...just dont be an idiot

[Warpurlgis]

you zombie fucking flaming bastard

[MISFlT]

heres what u do, wear a ski mask. knock on his door. knock him out, rob to ur hearts content

[col50]

To be honest its probaly not worth breaking into a house to just get a couple of booze and it seems that you have little/no experience stealing so I sugest that you start small and work your way up. Try stealing from something easy like stuff at school or shoplifting candy because breaking into a house is not as simple as it seems. Also you must know the house inside out and know exactly what you plan on doing and how you will execute it. Good luck

[Warpurlgis]

Don't get caught