Bodily Injuries

[Warpurlgis]

Me and my friends used to play game were we would gang up on our one friend and throw balls at his nuts. We hit him about 20 times and one time I made him cry.

Anybody got any good nut hitting pranks?

[a2thae]

I just know of the nickel trick involving pool. Also, I bet your friend is going to have some fucked up kids thanks to you and your friends.

I mean sacking someone 20 times? That is just being a straight up asshole. I would never consider sacking anyone. That shit is just unfair, and painful.

[numerator-91]

that is beyond cruel.
which reminds me of new years eve a couple years back, we were wandering around town drunk and someone yelled "cops" so being the drunken morons that we were, we all bolted. as i was trying to climb a fence one of the other guysthought it would be funny to push me off...i landed legs astride on the fence and it hurt so bad i was crying and throwing up. i even tried to call an ambulance but they thought i was pranking them, after a half hour things were okay and we all drank some more

[Warpurlgis]

All I have to say he was rolling like Link from Zelda so he started it

[Deetinator]

Casino Royale. 'nuff said.

[numerator-91]

that was horrible

[Warpurlgis]

if you knew the kid you would understand

[Flame]

Spanking machine, but aim a little lower.

[Warpurlgis]

yea idk how that works

[crazyassmetalhead]

blunt force castration......k that's a cannibal corpse song
i got nothing, somebody hits me in the nuts i'm probably gonna be real chill while i recover then beat the shit outta them after, unless i think it's funny...

like one time this dude threw a bagged loaf of bread at me, hit me square in the balls and the fucking bag exploded on impact, bread everywhere.......that hurt for a good five minutes but was fucking hilarious

not a prank but whatever

[Flame]

yea idk how that works

Get a bunch of people to line up single file, with their legs spread wide enough to allow an average sized person to pass under. Then as someone does pass under each person in the chain smacks the subject's ass. Thus, "Spanking Machine." In this case, aim for the guy's package as he goes through.

[onthejon55]

my dads a construction worker and one of the pranks he showed me is take a tape measure, pull about 30in. out of it then lock the button so it wont move, then walk up to someone and start talkin to them wen theyre not paying attention hold onto the end of the tape then pull the actual tape measure part back and let it swing like a pendulum into their nuts! it works surprisingly well cuz its usually unexpected

[deathlord888]

haha that is actually a pretty good prank i have never heard that one before

[Warpurlgis]

that would hurt like a bitch

[deathlord888]

http://www.break.com/break-originals/most-awesome-nutshots.html

here are some ideas

[RedBarron]

If you are in highschool this isnt a prank but if you do it, it hurts like a bitch and the only thing they get is a bruise. Its called a frogger, you make a fist, but push your middle finger up so the knuckle looks like a nose. When somebody has their arm on a table or desk, hit them in the forearm in the place in the pictures i posted, if you do their muscle will hurt very bad (depending on your force, and if you get them in the right place), thus being a sucessfull frogger, they call it that because when done properly, the muscle jumps like a frog.

Way your fist should be as discribed,
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w77/Phobia316/nuck1.png

Place to hit on arm,
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w77/Phobia316/nuck2.png

Not a prank, but WAY BETTER than nut hitting, THAT SHIT HURTS AND IS DANGEROUS!

[deathlord888]

man that is brutal

[RedBarron]

i know it hurts like a bitch, but goes away in like 2 mins

[Warpurlgis]

fine good points been made changing it to bodily injuries

[drugfeind]

owwwwwwww...i just did that one to myself gently and it hurts

[Warpurlgis]

omg noooobbb

[drugfeind]

i was simply checking if it even hurt lol but if ur saying im a noob because i hurt myself more often than i have to then yes i am a noob i hurt myself all the time but im not scared of a little pain infact i get a little rush from it so maybe ill do it a couple more times

[Warpurlgis]

i was talking about the necro post. hurt yourself all you want