Gasoline alternatives

[A-SyLuM SpAz]

I don't have access to gas, and I don't really want to siphon it, so is there anything else I can use? I am all out of napalm and was wondering what else there is to use.

Any help is appreciated.

[Cuddles]

y not you want to siphon it? its not hard, and if you do it right, you dont get any in your mouth.....but umm....id imagine someone on here will have an alternative to using gas......i wonder how well that e85 (85% ethanol, 15% gas mix) burns....i shall find out....maybe it will make better napalm, or maybe not, i will determine this one day.....when i have a job....e85 is some how 10 cents per gallon more than gas here.....? its supposed to be cheap?????

[D Wayne]

The companies that make e85 boost the price because not as many people use it as gas and they want to make a good profit. they are retarded tho, that isnt the way to get more people to switch to it(e85).

[Robert E. Lee]

yeah if you want gas that badly just siphon some out of your nieghbors car or some shit, its going to be hard and probably impossible to find an alternative fuel, whatever it is it has to about the same octane as gasoline, one alternative is pure alcohol(not really cheaper), but you couldnt drive your car for very long at, no matter what kind of cooling system you have, you'll blow the motor up because it'll be running hot as fuck, gas you get at the pump is watered down alot so it doesnt burn really hot. what kind of car by the way?

[D Wayne]

o yeah, here are some things that would work similar to gasoline-

-solvent oil
-lube oil
-diesel fuel but i dought you have ne of that
-alcohol(im not sure what kind realy, you can test nd see what works best)
-nd spray paint ***ts styrofoam and is flammable

EDIT: i listed this stuff for napalm if you didnt kno. nd if you r a complete dumshit, read this: DONT use this shit in a car as a substitute for gas(except for diesel fuel in a diesel truck)

[master of puppets]

he's not talking about gas for his car. he wants gas to make napalm. you know the one where you mix gasoline and styrofoam. i don't really know any alternatives. you can go venezuela and bring gas from there. a gallon of gas is 12 cents(american money) over there.