Store Pranks

[Warpurlgis]

Anyone have any good ones?

[col50]

Completely fill up a shopping cart and then abandon it when your in line. Set off all the alarm clocks to go off at a certain time. Make up an item with a rediculous name and ask an employee to help you find the item. Say something funny on the intercom ( first watch an employee type in the code and memorize it) If your at wallmart the code is usually #96 or #9611 or #96__

[meat]

take peoples carts when they arent looking and leave them somewhere else in the store

[Warpurlgis]

poison the fish tanks

[Deetinator]

I saw a video where a guy recorded himself cussing very loudly on a tape, then he brought it into the store and put it into a random stereo, hit play, and ran. It was pretty funny.

[Viva la Guevara]

get some rats at the pet store and release um in the cereal isle

[Warpurlgis]

i like it .........

[RAV]

Record CDs to play sounds that people would not want. Like the cussing or erotic sounds and nonsense. Make a bunch of them and put about 5 or 10 sec of silence so that you can get away. Make the CD player go on repeat. Since there will be people staying in the area or watching cameras you should make multiple CD's and set them to different times. 30 sec 1 min 2 min 5 min, so forth. So that they think they turn it off but there are more

[RAV]

also start crawling on the ground like you are looking for something and if anyone walks by yell at them to stop because you lost your last contact or something. Sounds stupid but is hilarious when you create a back up in the store

[Viva la Guevara]

go into a part of the store thats empty and take a shit

[numerator-91]

have someone pretend to be retarded and then use your imagination. works best where there are plenty of floor staff to ask for assisstance

[straightedgepunk123]

Find the dvd player for the display tv's and put on a really messed up porno (at least 2 girls, 1 cup level, preferably more messed up *cringes*). If your in a mall, Buy some mrs. fields cookies and put them in the cd players and dvd players. Ill think of more later.

[Slawter]

Check the actual ACB. There's some good stuff in there.

[a2thae]

Walk up to some chick employee, read their name tag, and then start shouting at em like you know em from somewhere. (ex. Rachel) "RACHEL OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABSTINATE! WHEN DID YOU GET PREGNANT" "Rachel I need help, I'm thinking about committing suicide, and your the only one who has ever been there for me"

I'm sure you can come up with better ones.

Dude, RAV. Use "EDIT ME" if you remember something else instead of double posting.

[Viva la Guevara]

get like ten people and go to the fruit part
pick up a shit load of apples and start throwing them at each other all over the store
that seem fun and would make people confused

[Buddha]

Me and my bud where walking into walmart one time and this old lady was working for some charity asked if I wanted to help the children, I looked at her and said I eat children. It was fucking hilarious she thought I was the devil hahahaha. I guess you had to be there.

Hide-n-seek in walmart is always fun, maybe tag. or maybe carry around tampons and rubbers and hemroid cream or preggo tests and through them in peoples carts when they are'nt looking.

Food coloring/koolaid in the fish tanks

Take a nap anywhere. On empty shelves, furiniture displays anywhere. It helps if its one of those bored hungover waiting for your next drunk days.

[Viva la Guevara]

i like old people hahhahaha

[RAV]

once i was playing hide-n-seek in walmart and my friend found me, because i got myself cornered (ya stupid), but i saw it coming so i started the whole i lost my contact thing (which i don't even wear them) and i just ran away. It was hilarious, and he got pissed.

[Slawter]

I should totally try the hide-n-seek thing. although its not really a prank

[GREAT THIEF]

Get a bunch of shit in your hand like in a convenience store or something like a bunch of bags of chips and shit. Then be walking around and act like you trip and make everything go flying. Same with a cart. Full cart of course.

[RAV]

or pretend to slip on something and threaten to sue the place. Always great. Because they will offer you things lol silly stores.

[Warpurlgis]

I should totally try the hide-n-seek thing. although its not really a prank

kinda is cause it pisses ppl off

[Slawter]

True. People need to lighten up.

[Warpurlgis]

no then they wouldn't get mad then pranks would be harder

[jamaca363]

gah, i had a shit load of ideas, but i guess i took to long writing it so it logged me out! =[
anyways... some ideas i had was, get a bunch of cockroaches and grasshoppers, and red ants, and let them loose all over the store, put them in peoples carts, and in the dairy isle.
another idea is, take a bunch of gogurt, and hide them in places that people might step on, or their carts might run over and pop them, lol.
or just squeeze all the gogurt all over the isle and watch to see people fall.
or take a knife and slice open the bottoms of cereal boxes/bags (works the best with the cheap off brand giant bags) and also chip bags work pretty well.
another fun thing to do is, put on a Halloween costume, and rampage the store knocking over everything you see, especially in isles with lots of people.
also, get a bunch of tubes of lube, and drop them in random peoples carts, lolz
or walk around looking normal, and at random moments shout and scream a swear words, like you have turrets or something.

[Warpurlgis]

maybe

but easy to get caught

[Warpurlgis]

maybe

but easy to get caught

[jamaca363]

yeah, it would be pretty easy to get caught.
but, as long as you run your ass off, you should get away =]
hehe

[straightedgepunk123]

A fun game to play is to find the combination of items that most freak out the clerk and the people around you. So far the winning one for me and my friends is a tie between a pregnancy test and a single coat hanger, or a water ***lon and a tube of ky jelly.

[Warpurlgis]

lol those are always funny

[GREAT THIEF]

I think you should go to a home depot. Get tons of pipes with the caps for the ends ( like a pipe bomb of course) some highly explosive things....and some electrical wiring maybe. That would freak some ppl out.

[numerator-91]

then you have the cops at your door asking a whole lot of intimidating questions.

[GREAT THIEF]

Then you be like " it was a joke" then be like" whos the biotch nowww!"

[a2thae]

then you have the cops at your door asking a whole lot of intimidating questions.

pffft they can't talk to you if you don't consent...unless they get a warrant then your fucked, and get the fuck out of there and live somewhere else for a year or two.

[numerator-91]

the cops scared me when i was a 15 year old little tacker, i had no concept of a warrent or right to refuse.

[Warpurlgis]

the cops scared me when i was a 15 year old little tacker, i had no concept of a warrent or right to refuse.

sucked to have been you

[DoG MikkyW]

the cops scared me when i was a 15 year old little tacker, i had no concept of a warrent or right to refuse.

let's just say, that since that encounter, numerator never looks at the insert button on the keyboard the same way again...

[numerator-91]

let's just say, that since that encounter, numerator never looks at the insert button on the keyboard the same way again...

??? .

[GREAT THIEF]

how do u nt get that?

[numerator-91]

someone care to explain?

[Warpurlgis]

the cops scared me when i was a 15 year old little tacker, i had no concept of a warrent or right to refuse.

yea...........

[straightedgepunk123]

Another good one like buying stuff for a pipe bomb, is to get about 17 boxes of Sudafed and walk up to the counter and when they ask what you want it for, say "making meth." Priceless.

[Somechillguy]

funnest thing- find a friend who is cool with acting super retarded and able to not laugh and let him loose in your favorite store. my friend paul acts retarded in the seven 11 all the time and we get away with so much free shit cause he goes in and starts grabbing alot of food and stuff and walks out to the car, the guy trips and yells and we tell him that paul is retarded and then you go grab half the stuff you stole out of your car and put it back. works every time.

[GREAT THIEF]

hahaha i thought of a good one school shopping today. In a shoe store. go around looking for people trying on shoes then take them and be like " oo i like these ones and start trying them on and crap lol.

[numerator-91]

funnest thing- find a friend who is cool with acting super retarded and able to not laugh and let him loose in your favorite store. my friend paul acts retarded in the seven 11 all the time and we get away with so much free shit cause he goes in and starts grabbing alot of food and stuff and walks out to the car, the guy trips and yells and we tell him that paul is retarded and then you go grab half the stuff you stole out of your car and put it back. works every time.

i already mentioned the fake retard.

[filthylucre]

get a walkie-talkie. figure out what channel the store uses.Then start fucking with them

[Warpurlgis]

^^^

ooo thats a good one

[filthylucre]

most walmarts operate on channel 2 for walkie talkies and use motorola walkies. just saying

[Somechillguy]

most walmarts operate on channel 2 for walkie talkies and use motorola walkies. just saying

for sure... you guys should try fucking with drive thrus..... check- hacking drive thrus by household hacker on youtube... i have made my CB to work for me and it provides hours of high entertainment..

[MyDetention]

go into a store & have a texas style showdown with fake guns (or real if you feel like getting arrested)

and as for the walkie talkies
my friends always pick up these builders frequency
i once said something about buttsex into the walkie talkie & a builder goes 'you're a fuckin' weirdo!'
ahh good times

[Warpurlgis]

cept you might get arrested for walking into a store with a fake gun and pretending to have a gun fight

[Slawter]

ya, thats a dumb idea, unless its w/ those sucky fake guns from the toy section, like the ones w/ the laser sounds and shit. haha

[Warpurlgis]

have a light saber battle

[RedBarron]

Go into a place like walmart, riteaid or wallgreens (pharmacy-like places) that sell condoms that arnt behind the counter, then take a box of them, ask for the bathroom key, go in and take a condom out, right before you leave open the door a little bit, stretch the condom over the doorhandle inside the door, then close it back up (only works with 1 person locking doors) then when someone goes in and doesnt pay attention they might grab the condom. But you can also take one out, fill it up with lotion in the store cause they are bound to have it, and then throw it where you know people will look or walk, see their expression.

[deathlord888]

one thing i find funny is moving all the bibles to the fiction section

people get pretty mad on that one

[onthejon55]

take the bikes off the racks at walmart then have a race to the opposite end of the store

[Warpurlgis]

i liked that last one

[Warpurlgis]

I heard if you hit #96 on the walmart phones in the store you get on their PA system

[Flame]

If its a multi-level store, get an armchair, a tv, and a game system, and put them on the elevator. You could sit in the armchair, or just let the elevator run around empty like that.

Edit: Oh and two words: Valet Parking

[hydromonster]

i have not figured this one out yet
but i heard that if you find the right frequency and key in your cb radio it intercepts the automatic doors in front of some store to open or close them lol
so when someone tries to go through (mabe with a bunch of grocery's in their hands) make the door close on them

(if you do figure this one out please pm me about how to do it)

edit: i just remembered this one ....get a gas mask and a white chemical jumpsuit and some funny looking device that beeps like a metal detector (but doesnt look like a metal detector) and beeps randomly (or if you press a button on it) then walk around a store or in a park with a friend dressed the same way (mabe have your friend hold a clipboard and jot down notes after looking at the beeping device to make it look more oficial) and then randomly in a large group of people make the thing beep like crazy and run away yelling curses and stuff lol

[sqizzie]

walk into a 7/11 with a white t-shirt with fake blood all over it and a running chainsaw ask the store clerk for a pack of smoke and politely smile and (this is important) be sure to pay for what you get i don't know if this is against the law or not but its funny as hell

[Warpurlgis]

you might get in shit load of trouble but it would be worth it

[numerator-91]

go without the chainsaw and it would still work

[Warpurlgis]

hell yeah.....................

[hydromonster]

make sure you have some blood on your face a little but mostly on your arms too

[Warpurlgis]

go without the chainsaw and it would still work

Actually about 3 years at school the art teacher dressed as the guy from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and brought a chainsaw in without the blade and went in the cafeteria for the judging contest and turned on the chainsaw and scared the shit out of a bunch of people. He got in a shit load of trouble though.

[Explosives_expert]

Get a whole bunch of friends and spread out throughout the sore. then, all at once, start moving very, very slowly. Walking around, looking at items etc etc

Its not anything destructive, but the people walking around are sure to be a little confused.

[Shotgun]

Go to the water fountain and splash water on your face, on your shirt down the middle front and on the shirt under each arm You are trying to look like you are really sweathing. then go up to a sales clerk and with a wild look in your eyes, ask where are the knives, the really BIG knives..I need one right now...if you holler a little bit and still act strange...they may run for the manager. when the manager comes stop the act and tell them the sales clerk is acting really crazy and they wish to have a psy evaluation on them. :p

[Warpurlgis]

be like i need a shovel, some bleach, rags, knifes, and a bog of trash bags

[sqizzie]

i got a chemical/biological suit that i snagged from work complete with a gas mask and respirator pack and walked into a McDonald and proceeded to evacuate the building last week after they fucked up my order and got pissed off cuz i made them fix it.I wish i lived near an airport id stand beside the docking terminals and wave at people as they got on the plane muhahaha!

[Warpurlgis]

ooo so what

[Warpurlgis]

wasnt a store prank

[sqizzie]

micky D's is kind of like a store ,anyways i thought it was fucking hilarious.

[Establishment]

Leaving a dead fish in a small boutique like Hollister... No purpose, mostly to gain trust amongst a group that we can pull things off correctly without cutting corners before moving on to bigger things. Decent idea?

[XAllieszer0X]

I always thought it would be funny to get a bag of ice a cooler some fold out seats tents and set up a whole camp in the middle of walmart or something. just sit in the fold out chair drinking a beer and reading a mag.

[XAllieszer0X]

Another one is when someone is at an Atm stand next to them and when they type in they're number yell "GOT IT" and run off

[Warpurlgis]

not bad ideas...

[Obscurum14]

Go into a store where they have camping supplies and a demo tent set up, then go around the store collecting things and move into the tent. Set it all up with a sleeping bag and such, and if you're really onto it you could even try and get one of the camp stoves they have in-store going.

[Buddha]

I attempted something similar. I never really got past the "testing out the folding chairs" part. Some old women got real bitchy, I was'nt hurting nothing?! haha

[oros]

Another one is when someone is at an Atm stand next to them and when they type in they're number yell "GOT IT" and run off

yeah :D There is nothing they can do about it.
Cool username. I got Xallie as username before too :)

[Warpurlgis]

they could punch you in the dick

[Ghostfacekiller]

Buy a ass load of fish from the fish counter. Open the packaging up and start hiding the fish behind stuff all aroun the store.

[Ghostfacekiller]

Call the store and tell them you just returned a computer but you took all the components out and filled the case with cans of soda. Also kindle ask them if they could return your soda.

[Warpurlgis]

whats the point of that?

[Imperium]

If you have a pair of those metal crutches you can pretend to be disabled. You go around regular shopping business but make sure to drop things and fall over, make a big show about trying to get up or pick your shit up and when someone tries to help just snap at them and babble on about such bullshit like "I can do it myself!!" or "I don't need YOUR help."

[Ghostfacekiller]

whats the point of that?

Because it would be hilarious. they are basicly going to be looking ever where for a computer. if they hind one they will have to open it.

[kevql]

jack off into a shampoo bottle

[Warpurlgis]

and state what you would do with?

[Tysnatch]

put it back on the shelf, jizz is great glue

[Warpurlgis]

if you want a baby

[Ghostfacekiller]

jack off into a shampoo bottle
So your going to start jacking in the middle of the isle or bring a bottle of jizz with you?

[Phoenix Fire]

The bread section .

[Warpurlgis]

every ones at the bread section

[Tpp4]

go to the section with the giant clearance racks in walmart or a place where you can get on top of the shelving
bring friends and play tag
its really funny bc no one can keep up with you (employees)
if they do, just jump to the next rack

[TheFreekinCog16]

Walk in on crutches, act like you have bad legs. Take one of the little scooters and pretend you cant drive. Crash into everything!

[Warpurlgis]

no just shut up

[Ghostfacekiller]

how about instead loosten the lugs on it so who ever gets on it next will crash. (Dont fell bad only fat people ride them)

[Warpurlgis]

see thats better then that bullshit the other guy gave to this forum

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Reverse pickpocketing, like those awful Burger King commercials, only with the magnetic security strips from assorted merchandise. Either take them out in the store or remagnetize at home by chasing a magnet across it a bunch of times.

[DHMO]

Delete this.

[DHMO]

Reverse pickpocketing, like those awful Burger King commercials, only with the magnetic security strips from assorted merchandise. Either take them out in the store or remagnetize at home by chasing a magnet across it a bunch of times.
Or, if you or a friend works at a store you can get them quite easily.

[Warpurlgis]

Delete this.

delete this?? delete what?

[DFW333]

#35 = The overhead page for Lowe's Home Improvement Stores. Pick up the phone, choose a line and at the dial tone press "#-3-5" and it will activate. Dont even say anything, just carefully put the phone down (dont hang up) and no one will be able to page or anything. The entire store will be in chaos.

Also, if you pick up the phone and dial "7-7-7" then follow the prompts you can get the overhead to play the recorded announcements such as "Code 3 to the front registers." Paging a code 3 will get employees running to the front of the store to assist with checking out the long lines. Just enter the code follow the prompt and then hang up when it says "Thank You."

I've got another one but Im going to wait until I leave the company to post it :)

[semperfi556]

Bare with me on this one. You can do an upper decker to a store, one of my friends did it, its kind of gross but it's pretty funny. Go into the bathroom and poo in the water tank of the toilet, when people flush its gross and someone is gonna have to take the poop out.

[Tarasen]

You should get one of those blood bags and tie it to your chest then, get someone to shoot you with a bb gun and then act dead until people freak out then, get up and act all zombie.
And with the dressing up shit, wear a balaclava and tape plastic explosives to your chest then run into kmart or some shit and scream, not yell scream "For Allah!!" heh i ran screaming through my school once while wearing a balaclava, bloody fags gave me detention.

[Garret722]

I found the thermostat for the hole store in a dollar store once.
I turned it up as high as it would go(it was like 90 outside already)

[Warpurlgis]

bump..........

[DFW333]

If you go into a Lowes home improvement store you can change the store manager's name on the bottom of the receipt. Just spend some time walking around until you find a terminal that has been logged on and left unattended.

Whatever screen it is on, press F3 until it wont change screens any more (usually 6 times is all that is needed). When you are in the main menu you'll see a list of 16 entries with the first being 1. Sales Menu If you dont see that, you're not on the right screen. Just press F3 again if needed.

Once you do get to the top menu, press SHIFT+F3 to access a different menu. Then put in 13 and press enter. In this screen you can edit the store manager's name to whatever you want it to be. They may not catch it for months and it will print on every receipt at every register.


Another thing you can do is the selected items report. Follow the steps above and get to the top menu with 1. Sales Menu as the first option. Then type in 9.3.1 and hit enter. What you want here is to find the Stock Type and Stock Level, press TAB to scroll down to it and type an S beside "ALL" in each column. Then press F9.

What this will do is generate a report on every item the store has ever sold, whether they still have it or not. When it is done compiling it the report will be hundreds of pages long (it will print at the nearest printer). While it is in the process of compiling that data no other reports can be run. You'll keep everyone in the store from being able to process reports for hours. The best time to do that is early in the mornings when all the reports are being submitted.

There's a couple more, but I'll hold on to them for the time being.

[the jolly roger]

You should get one of those blood bags and tie it to your chest then, get someone to shoot you with a bb gun and then act dead until people freak out then, get up and act all zombie.
And with the dressing up shit, wear a balaclava and tape plastic explosives to your chest then run into kmart or some shit and scream, not yell scream "For Allah!!" heh i ran screaming through my school once while wearing a balaclava, bloody fags gave me detention.

they would of given you way more than a detention

[Warpurlgis]

If you go into a Lowes home improvement store you can change the store manager's name on the bottom of the receipt. Just spend some time walking around until you find a terminal that has been logged on and left unattended.

Whatever screen it is on, press F3 until it wont change screens any more (usually 6 times is all that is needed). When you are in the main menu you'll see a list of 16 entries with the first being If you dont see that, you're not on the right screen. Just press F3 again if needed.

Once you do get to the top menu, press SHIFT+F3 to access a different menu. I forget the exact number, just find the one that says "Receipt Trailer." Type that number and press the enter on the number pad. In this screen you can edit the store manager's name to whatever you want it to be. They may not catch it for months and it will print on every receipt at every register.


Another thing you can do is the selected items report. Follow the steps above and get to the top menu with 1. Sales Menu as the first option. Then type in 9.3.1 and hit enter. What you want here is to find the Stock Type and Stock Level, press TAB to scroll down to it and type an S beside "ALL" in each column. Then press F9.

What this will do is generate a report on every item the store has ever sold, whether they still have it or not. When it is done compiling it the report will be hundreds of pages long (it will print at the nearest printer). While it is in the process of compiling that data no other reports can be run. You'll keep everyone in the store from being able to process reports for hours. The best time to do that is early in the mornings when all the reports are being submitted.

There's a couple more, but I'll hold on to them for the time being.

so do you work there

[Arpeggiate]

ok, take a couple friends into a smallerish store (walmart does usually work for this) like a kmart or wallgreens. bring a bottle of white lotion with you into the bathroom (all of you.) stay in for like 15 minutes, occasionally making VERY strange noises or saying stuff like (NONONO the rock doesnt go there!! OHHHHHHHH jesus maybe it does...) then after 15 minutes or so cover yourselves all over with the lotion, then burst out of the bathrrom yelling and giglling and gettign everyones attention, but before running out of the store, run over and give the attendent or someone in like a great bearhug, and make sure to get the lotion all voer them. reactions are priceless

[Warpurlgis]

this is the kind of thing i hate

[Arpeggiate]

i know how gay it sounds, but when you give a store manger a big lotion-ey hug, and lift some snacks at the same time, its a good feelling

[Warpurlgis]

no its likr a 7th grader prank. You know what i bet they could think better

[DFW333]

so do you work there

Not for very much longer, I'll be leaving in the next few weeks.


If you can find out what the store number is (the one in Lewisville, TX for example is 0551) you'll have the code for all combination locks. At the very back of most stores there is a large roll up door, near that is a regular door with a keypad. Just press the store number (do not use the leading 0) and then * to get access without tripping the alarm. The best part is, the store number is not that hard to come by.

Examples: Store 2779 press 2-7-7-9-*
Store 0549 press 5-4-9-*

Some combination padlocks can be opened with this number. The pad lock over the panel saw in Lumber, tile cutter in flooring and the paint sprayer accessories in paint.

Another code is 4321#. This works for the wire & floor cutting machines. Not much to do with the carpet, but if you want some easy copper no place better than the wire rack. Many stores will have a roll of orange labels there. Just find the lowest price wire you can and write the item number, quantity and under "Authorized by" just fill in 2 random letters and a 1 or a 2 (EJ1 for example). For best results use a sharpie. The cashier wont be able to tell the difference and you'll pay 10 cents a foot instead of $2.00 per foot (assuming you pick an item number that sells for that amount).

If you want to prank call any store, call 1-700-222-#### where # is the 4 digit store number with a leading 0 if needed. No long distance charges will be accrued and you can call any store in the USA (I havent tried to call a canada store yet). You'd be amazed at how much a cashier will freak out when you tell them your baby is locked in your new washing machine and it is filling with water.


The big things are yet to come.

[WeirdD]

dress up as the 4 gay dudes in the YMCA song band with 3 of ur buddies, go into a spaced otu center of the store and blast the YMCA song on a boombox and all of you dance to it

[Warpurlgis]

My friend had all the walmart codes and they were consistent with when I asked an employee of walmart

[mccoy42779]

what i used to do is get a cap gun that looks real from a distance and go into a parking lot thats busy and have your friend start running and start yelling and chase him, when u got everyones attention stop and shoot the gun a couple rounds and have your friend drop, like he just got hit (it works best if your friend falls where they can't see him, and see if they run up to him) I've had lots of fun doing this. Once i almost got shot for real cause i started running when this truck stopped, and my sister was laughing and the dude was like shut-up fucking bitch because she was laughing, it took-em a while to figure out it was a joke. Then they wanted to beat us up cuase they didn't think it was funny. BUT yea, try that one it works real good!

[EatMoreTacos101]

find a person with a kid and follow them around and give the kid random stuff to play with in the cart and at the same time take more stuff out of their cart.Also throw stuff at the parent and keep in mind it can get u kicked out of walmart,target, kmart and any store.

[UlV oR tH oD oX]

I always liked taking small products off a shelf, like candy and selling it to people under the pretense it's for a charity.

Made like a 100 bucks once before the manager noticed what was up, but of course we denied it and left very shorty after.

[DFW333]

All Lowe's stores have open garbage compactors. If you have a ladder you can get some pretty hefty fines imposed on them. Just get some 40 gallon garbage bags full of ammonia and some full of bleach. Toss them in. Next time it is compacted they will be crushed and mix together resulting in a chlorine spill. Very few stores have cameras over looking the dumpsters, but some back up against some pretty public spaces.


Also, by following the previous tips above and gaining access to the "bull-pen" area behind the store using the key codes, you can disable the alarm system on one of their exterior gates. First make sure the area is not watched by cameras or that there is sufficient cover. Next check the gate to see if it has a magnetic or electric sensor on it. If it is magnetic this will not work.

The electric one looks like an extension cord plugged into itself. There is only one wire and it forms a closed circuit that triggers the alarm when opened. The plug looks like this:
http://images.lowes.com/product/converted/032664/032664340901md.jpg

Just undo the screws, remove the wire from the terminals and replace it with a 1 inch loop of 12 guage stranded THHN wire. Close it back up so that it looks completely normal. The end with the male plug can now be cut without triggering the alarm at night.

Or you could modify the female end, so that instead of cutting the cord you can just unplug it and plug it back in. The reason I chose to illustrate the male end modification is because you will most likely have to destroy the gate any way to get it open.

This is extre***y risky. It MUST be done during business hours to avoid setting the alarm off while you tamper with it. Try doing it on a Saturday when the store is extre***y busy. Memorial day weekend and 4th of july are the 2 busiest days coming up soon, and the best times are between 1700-2200 due to the receiving personel having gone home. DO NOT TRY IT ON A SUNDAY as the bullpen is sometimes very active with freight coming in.

[Rayman928]

I saw a video where a guy recorded himself cussing very loudly on a tape, then he brought it into the store and put it into a random stereo, hit play, and ran. It was pretty funny.

Yea Yea I saw that video. I was laughing my ass off.:cool:

[fasttalkerchat]

Throw condoms onto someone elses conveyor belt

[Karnage]

go to a convenience store that has one of those huge signs out front (i.e., like 7-11)
Take some duct tape and wrap it around the little sensor on it. That senses if it is day or night out, and if there is no light that will turn the light on, so now the light will be on 24/7! and at the end of the month the Clerk will have one pretty big Light bill to pay
*note : if you are willing to do this, be sure the Slerk was enough of a Dick to you to do this

[kimjongil]

go into a part of the store thats empty and take a shit

dude suck my balls

[Warpurlgis]

All Lowe's stores have open garbage compactors. If you have a ladder you can get some pretty hefty fines imposed on them. Just get some 40 gallon garbage bags full of ammonia and some full of bleach. Toss them in. Next time it is compacted they will be crushed and mix together resulting in a chlorine spill. Very few stores have cameras over looking the dumpsters, but some back up against some pretty public spaces.


Also, by following the previous tips above and gaining access to the "bull-pen" area behind the store using the key codes, you can disable the alarm system on one of their exterior gates. First make sure the area is not watched by cameras or that there is sufficient cover. Next check the gate to see if it has a magnetic or electric sensor on it. If it is magnetic this will not work.

The electric one looks like an extension cord plugged into itself. There is only one wire and it forms a closed circuit that triggers the alarm when opened. The plug looks like this:
http://images.lowes.com/product/converted/032664/032664340901md.jpg

Just undo the screws, remove the wire from the terminals and replace it with a 1 inch loop of 12 guage stranded THHN wire. Close it back up so that it looks completely normal. The end with the male plug can now be cut without triggering the alarm at night.

Or you could modify the female end, so that instead of cutting the cord you can just unplug it and plug it back in. The reason I chose to illustrate the male end modification is because you will most likely have to destroy the gate any way to get it open.

This is extre***y risky. It MUST be done during business hours to avoid setting the alarm off while you tamper with it. Try doing it on a Saturday when the store is extre***y busy. Memorial day weekend and 4th of july are the 2 busiest days coming up soon, and the best times are between 1700-2200 due to the receiving personel having gone home. DO NOT TRY IT ON A SUNDAY as the bullpen is sometimes very active with freight coming in.
LOLZ copy and paste. Good none the less
dude suck my balls
Yea I agree not funny. Plus if no one is there why do it, no traffic no fun. Reactions are funny. If its in a part of the store where no one is at then not many people are gonna see it.

[toroidlover]

zomg i like it in the ass

[Warpurlgis]

damn thats weird

[chris843]

dont know if this was covered, but red cool aid + tampons + slingshot = shit your self funny.

[Warpurlgis]

dont know if this was covered, but red cool aid + tampons + slingshot = shit your self funny.

yea thats everywhere

[FlameDarkfire]

Ask to use one of the changing rooms in a clothing department (Walmart traditionally). Stay in there for a few minutes, and make noises like you're having a hard shit. After a little bit call out, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" If the attendant runs off to get somebody run and hide for a little bit, preferably busting a move right out of the store. If they don't well you'll probably get booted out because someone doesn't have a sense of humor. Regardless, you probably won't want to go back there for awhile so make sure its one you don't shop at a lot.

[Warpurlgis]

lolz I wouldn't think you wouldget booted out for fake shitting

[FlameDarkfire]

A store manager doesn't really need a solid reason to not only kick you out of the store but also ban you as it is their discretion.

[Slawter]

not a prank but me and my youth pastor were hacky sacking in fred meyer(like walmart) and got asked to leave. than we went to lowes and they didnt give a shit

[Idiota101]

Okay Im yet to try this because I live in the middle of nowhere and dont ever really go into these shops. Get one of those magnetic security strips they have on clothes in the stores, put it in your pocket then walk out through the detectors. When the alarm goes off play out-run-the-security-gaurds.

[lemony9]

glue random shit in the middle of the floor and walls

[krijger]

glue random shit in the middle of the floor and walls

yo u and me gotta hit up the kmart they have a huge blind spot where they keep all their camping shit and propane.

[VIOLENTLY humble]

stealing is funny!

[Zeus]

I saw a video where a guy recorded himself cussing very loudly on a tape, then he brought it into the store and put it into a random stereo, hit play, and ran. It was pretty funny.

Lmfao, do that but when you record it wait 45 seconds before yelling so you have time to get away.

[Hayduke]

Wait until there is a big sale, the day after Thanksgiving is perfect, and right as the store opens its doors and the first wave of shoppers are inside the store, cut the power. This can be very easily done at a strip mall. Behind the building, on the back wall, there is usually a breaker box. Use bolt cutters or (easier to hide) a dre*** to cut of the lock. Shut down the power and relock the box to confuse the employees. Or the night before the big sale, glue all the locks. This happen back in '04 in Louisana and it cost the store over $10,000.00 in lost revenue.

[Viva la Guevara]

i beleive somewere in the forum ive said
just take a steaming shit on the floor
it may not be clever but its pretty fucking funy

[kelio]

go into the bathroom, shit on the floor, lock the door before you close it, then walk away

[childofthemoon69]

what we used to do to fuck with people is randomly put boxes of condoms in unsuspecting customers shopping carts. another hilarious thing is to hide behind a rack of clothes, then when someone goes to look at a shirt or whatever you pop out of the clothes and yell "pick me!" works every time.

[Achtung]

Play hide and seek in walmart is fun, but not a prank... I say put Anthrax in the baby cribs or baby strollers :)

[childofthemoon69]

anthrax?? thats not even funny dude.

[2kronik]

krazy glue a coin to the floor in Walmart or at an airport...sit back and watch the fun.

[hrothgar162]

the hide-n-seek thing is best in kohls

[childofthemoon69]

a glued coin on the floor... classic.

[KusKus]

bleach the cloths

[ChemicalKidd]

Randomly run out of the store as fast as you can.

[Hayduke]

If you are going to run out of the store make sure you are screaming something. Go to Walmart on a Friday and run out screaming "There's a bomb". Make sure to push a few old people out of your way.

[ChemicalKidd]

Ha!,
good idea...

[Achtung]

lol, something lame is to stare at the ceiling and point at it and see how many people actually start looking up at the ceiling... but thats retarded...

I still say put anthrax in some baby formula.

[Warpurlgis]

If you are going to run out of the store make sure you are screaming something. Go to Walmart on a Friday and run out screaming "There's a bomb". Make sure to push a few old people out of your way.

Ha!,
good idea...

Yea if you wnna get your dumb fucking ass arrested do to mild retardation.

[childofthemoon69]

agreed, you can sit in prison for a while, a bomb threatens the nations safety, then the government would be right up your ass. ouch

[Aton]

Go to a shop and put something into your pocket multiple times and make sure security cameras can see you,walk around the shop and put some things back and back into pocket again, soon there will be some weird guy following you...thats security in civil clothes he will follow you up to the exit of the shop and then catch you with all the stuff in your pocket...right before leaving the shop return as much as you can and leave on cheap something in your pocket and pay for it...smile into security guys face...i have done this multiple times

[Achtung]

Go to a shop and put something into your pocket multiple times and make sure security cameras can see you,walk around the shop and put some things back and back into pocket again, soon there will be some weird guy following you...thats security in civil clothes he will follow you up to the exit of the shop and then catch you with all the stuff in your pocket...right before leaving the shop return as much as you can and leave on cheap something in your pocket and pay for it...smile into security guys face...i have done this multiple times

That is beautiful, if you can get the security guy to follow you.

[Aton]

Its easy they keep an eye on you all the time...they are standing around and watching you in civialians clothes all the time.

[Bloodthirsty86]

Another fun one is to rip shit off the shelves, and try to skate with it

[Bloodthirsty86]

not really a prank, but genius. i was at best buy to buy a video card. but it didnt fit, so i took it back. i went to the counter, and found the new guy thats always there. i told i was returning it, and handed him my card. they give you some shpiel about like, "well, this is $120, so im going to give you $16, and credit you're card for the rest." they always credit first, which is policy. after he swiped your card, demand it all in cash. at the sudden attitude, the guy forgot to cancel my card transaction and gave me $120 cash, and credited my card for $104! btw, i spent it at best buy!!!!

wait like 40 days to spend, tho in casee they notice

[Warpurlgis]

and that is a prank how??

[Smb1983]

Here's a few ideas: turn the volume all the way up on several radios and set to go off within 5 to 10 mins then go to another section and watch the fun begin, take stuff with security sensors like packs of razor blades and put them in backpacks and shoeboxes and stuff, find the random phones around the store and super glue the receivers down then call from your cell and ask for that department

[merq]

Bag up and buy one grape.

[merq]

randomly run out of the store as fast as you can.

haha holy shit!

[Always_watching]

buy a burger from some restaurant, leave, put something real nasty in it (like replace the meat with shit) then come back and act like thats what they served you. usually that will empty an entire place full of paying customers haha

[merq]

This is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd61LnxqSng

[sellrobert]

Heres one for ya. I work at a Kmart Super Center Deli so I know this pisses people off.

Walk up to the deli counter. Do so as nonchalantly as possible. Act as if your just going to walk by with out doing anything. Stop dead infront of the big glass display case. Look at whatever is on sale. Be sure to stick your face literally right on the glass. If the person behind the counter is cutting meat and doesn't notice you or if they are not there YELL that you demand service. When someone comes up to assist you, dont say a word. After a few minutes, when they go back to doing what they were doing before, yell again. This time when they come over, tell them that you would like to try the ______ that is on sale. When they had you a small piece of meat, stick it in your mouth, chew it a little then spit it out into your palm and smear it onto the glass. Say you didnt like whatever it was. After the glass smearing thing, order five or more pounds of hard salami. Salami is really hard to cut so demand that it be cut extreamly thin. After they get the meat all cut up and bagged, GRAB it out of their hand and in the nicest voice you can muster, say thank you and walk away. When you get to the checkout, hand the cashier your meat and say you dont want it. Make sure that they take it back to the deli (they are required to do so). Trust me, do this and heads will roll.

[Hebrow]

Heres one for ya. I work at a Kmart Super Center Deli so I know this pisses people off.

Walk up to the deli counter. Do so as nonchalantly as possible. Act as if your just going to walk by with out doing anything. Stop dead infront of the big glass display case. Look at whatever is on sale. Be sure to stick your face literally right on the glass. If the person behind the counter is cutting meat and doesn't notice you or if they are not there YELL that you demand service. When someone comes up to assist you, dont say a word. After a few minutes, when they go back to doing what they were doing before, yell again. This time when they come over, tell them that you would like to try the ______ that is on sale. When they had you a small piece of meat, stick it in your mouth, chew it a little then spit it out into your palm and smear it onto the glass. Say you didnt like whatever it was. After the glass smearing thing, order five or more pounds of hard salami. Salami is really hard to cut so demand that it be cut extreamly thin. After they get the meat all cut up and bagged, GRAB it out of their hand and in the nicest voice you can muster, say thank you and walk away. When you get to the checkout, hand the cashier your meat and say you dont want it. Make sure that they take it back to the deli (they are required to do so). Trust me, do this and heads will roll.

haha...just the last part with the cashier...priceless!

[sellrobert]

Yea. Weve had people do this kind of shit all the time. Just today I had a person order three pounds of virginia ham and twenty minutes later we saw that same fucking bag of ham. Fuckers.

[I<3Chemistry]

you could make hydrogen gas put in a baloon, sneak up on someone in the store and detonate it.......they 'll jump 10 feet in the air

[sellrobert]

you could make hydrogen gas put in a baloon, sneak up on someone in the store and detonate it.......they 'll jump 10 feet in the air

Yea, and your hand will jump ten feet off your wrist when you try to detonate it.

[Warpurlgis]

lawl........

[satanismygod]

Yea, and your hand will jump ten feet off your wrist when you try to detonate it.

lmfao. funniest thing i've read in a while.

[skull]

ya know those demo PCs they have? if it has internet, test it's restrictions and look up some weird porn. Once I was in best buy and I put on 2 girls 1 cup, some dude almost threw up watching it a min later.

[satanismygod]

hahaha. i actually have never watched that before. on a scale of 1-10, how gross is it?

[pntballer5634]

dude, its like a 100000000000000000.
these chicks shit in a cup, one eats it, then pukes it into the mouth of the other, and the other does the same, and they EAT IT AHHHHHHHHH

[satanismygod]

lmao. does it just consist of girls shitting, and then eating their shit?

[pntballer5634]

well, 2 girls 1 cup is the trailer for the movie, and yeah, that's all they do. after watching the trailer, people don't wana see it

[pancakes]

its always fun if you buy a ski mask a pair of gloves trash bags a shovel and a rope or you can go to the gun spot and ask how much a shotgun and just one shell cost.

[emeraldsykes]

go into a part of the store thats empty and take a shit

HAHAHA funniest shit ive heard in like a month:D

[emeraldsykes]

if you drop pennies in any fish tanks at a store or copper bb's or anything copper really, the fish will all die in hours. i forget what is in the copper that does it but it works

[Warpurlgis]

yea lol but rat poison is considerably faster

[NaziUnicorn]

If you can find a store that has a phone/intercom thing on a pillar/wall right by the stereos, do the "cussing on tape and playing it" thing, but turn on the intercom so the entire store will hear it. Just don't get caught.

Also, if you don't mind possibly getting arrested, find some places where they have locks and cut them, than replace the locks with your own that looks identical but has a different code/key (Maybe even bought from the store). Watch as they try to unlock the locks to no avail :D

[sucksqueezebangblow]

put random objects usually small, like condoms, lube, douche, fungal creme, etc in ur cart then randomly distribute them in other's cart when they look away. Then get behind one of the ppl u slipped them on in line and watch them as they set it on the counter and wonder why its there

[sucksqueezebangblow]

Take exspensive items and place them on a sale rack

[sucksqueezebangblow]

Put the new release dvds in the 5 dollar bin ppl go nuts

[V for vermicelli]

Make 3 posts in a row and get stabbed in the eyes

[Hebrow]

Take security tags off of shit like sunglasses and place them in the pockets of clothes, or in backpacks or what-not.

When people walk through the doors, they get buzzed and spend a half hour getting yelled out.

[sylvanarchy]

coming off of #75 waaaay back there, any kind of stink bomb in a prep store such as hollister or american eagle is usually quite fun. especially because, if you can do it perhaps two saturdays in a row, the store will become known as s***ly and they'll lose a ton of business. much better than just a one time shot.

[punkassbitch]

go into a part of the store thats empty and take a shit
I'll do that, not even lying.

[sticky10]

go into a part of the store thats empty and take a shit

How do you take shit when it's empty.

[punkassbitch]

Like, the store is open but the aisle is empty.

[nate lightning]

have a light saber battle


i did that at the mall it was fun as hell then i got force thrown

[NaziUnicorn]

have a light saber battle


i did that at the mall it was fun as hell then i got thrown out

fixed

Too short

[Hircine]

Duct tape one of the paper flaps on the flour to the shelf. anyone who picks up the bag will spill it all over.
Open cartons of milk then donate the caps.
Sharpie out barcodes.
Leave inappropriate items lying about (tampons in the cereal aisle was my favorite).
Get a bunch of cars and make a fort int the parking lot (no that's not a prank, but awesome).
Shuffle pricetags.
Open boxes.
Steal Monopoly money.
I acted retarded at an A&W and got free root beer. I then proceeded to say "Thanks" and I ordered some cheese curds without any disability.
Speak in German

[Hircine]

"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" says nothing about pants...

[Domo]

Walmart is probably the easiest one to get on this...

1. Go outside the store building.
2. Find one of the fire doors. You know the ones that put off an alarm whenever you open them up.
3. Back up several feet away from the door.
4. Run as fast as possible and ram into the door, if you do it hard enough the alarm will set off.
5. Run like hell, they'll probably be looking for you.

Also, before doing this one. You might wanna check the building rooftop areas and nooks and crannies outside, there might be cameras setup out there.

[ravenscar]

or better yet run in the store after guting a pig, screaming the grims after you, and have a guy come in after you dressed up like the grim reaper. i got a vid ill post it later if i can find it

[kimjongil]

Get dildos and put them in old ladies/mens shoppin carts

[ravenscar]

thats sexual assault, you can go to jail or at least get a fine and a label all your life

[cap'nlegless]

ahaha well i dont have walmart or anything as i live in ennggllanndd, but in asda/morrisons whatever i put stuff in peoples trollies/carts but get bigger each go, my friend managed a pineapple once XD. orr, buy some pegs, and randomly peg people, on the clothes/bags, thats funny, me and a few friends got like 10 on someones baggy coat. LOL.
walk in a line reallly sloowwllyyy and dont let anyone get past you
start deep conversations with people, especially security guards XD.

once in a phone store, i made up like i wanted the most expensive phone, and asked for deals, and everything, and at the last minute i was like "nahh thanks" that pissed them off a bit, as i made them show me how the phone worked and everything,...
trollie/cart fights, using wrapping paper poles as swords. and opening packets of glitter and make a mess

[ravenscar]

are you like 10 or somthin?

[cap'nlegless]

ahah well i used to do this, now i just sit in the park doing shitall, everyone used to do it, now everywheres empty, good memories, even getting pranked myself,..e.g. the pouring stuff on the floor so people fall over.

[DFW333]

Walmart is probably the easiest one to get on this...

1. Go outside the store building.
2. Find one of the fire doors. You know the ones that put off an alarm whenever you open them up.
3. Back up several feet away from the door.
4. Run as fast as possible and ram into the door, if you do it hard enough the alarm will set off.
5. Run like hell, they'll probably be looking for you.

Also, before doing this one. You might wanna check the building rooftop areas and nooks and crannies outside, there might be cameras setup out there.'


I can see someone trying that and knocking their ass out in addition to setting off the alarm...

:D:D:D

[DFW333]

A store manager doesn't really need a solid reason to not only kick you out of the store but also ban you as it is their discretion.

Actually at Lowes they cannot remove you from the store or ban you. In order for them to call the cops on someone being a nuiscance they must call the regional loss prevention manager & regional vice president to get permission to have you removed from the building.

In order to get banned, all three parties (Store Manager, RLPM & RVP) need to send written letters to the corporate legal department in North Carolina and wait for it to come back.

Now if it's after hours or you just do something stupid like robbing the place, then they'll call the cops right away. But just for some silly behavior & pranks, you can stay there all day.

[jamesismy]

Go into Barnes and Noble, bring a sharpie, and then in the last chapters of every mystery book, mark over who did it. They read the whole book and then...never find out.

[Warpurlgis]

someone a long time ago posted move all the bibles to the fiction section

[rexybfmv]

when you are in the car with your friends... make sure that there is 4 or more people.. and when ur stoped and the light is about to turn green.. everyone point and start yelling saying " OMGF!!! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK... HTE GREAT Chicago FIRE!!!!!" and make it so your guys look serious. and its funny as shit.. or ur point infrount of there car and start yelling like OH MY GOD!!!! and they will be like OMG WHAT WHAT...
its wayyy funnier if its an old asian woman driving because she will be like freaking out!!! hahahahahahha sooo good

[Dalisword]

Wear a grim reaper halloween costume and stand right outside the airport and without saying anything point at random people.

Also i dont know if anyone has noticed but the liquid detergent at walmart isnt really sealed all that well... swap it with bleach? :D

[TheGraveDigger]

Buy a box of matches, light a cigarette and break it so it will fit in the box of matches. Place it in the box of "live" matches upside down so that the burning end is opposite the sulpher ends of the matches. Place this in the pocket of some clothing item in a clothes store so when it burns down to the sulpher, the whole thing will go up. Including whatever item of clothing it is in. Watch everyone run round like headless chickens trying to figure out how it started and put it out!> (**Evil laugh, Hee Hee Hee**)
;-)

[Warpurlgis]

haha fucking awesome but you might get caught

[alex_m99]

when driving through the carpark of a store like target, wind down your window and kindly ask an old lady where target is? the look on their face is priceless..

[xXN0sferatuXx]

Get like ten of your friends togeather and run down a small isle screaming with a look of terror on your face.

[alex_m99]

hahahaha I've seen that on an asian 'jackass' style show, they were like AHHH GODZILLAAAA!!!! running down alleyways, like 30 people, scaring the crap out of people in the alleyway who ended up running too lol

[jace120]

go into one of those stores that seem deserted and unroll all the toilet paper and empty all the cleaning supplies etc in the bathroom

[Warpurlgis]

to much work

[xXN0sferatuXx]

hahahaha I've seen that on an asian 'jackass' style show, they were like AHHH GODZILLAAAA!!!! running down alleyways, like 30 people, scaring the crap out of people in the alleyway who ended up running too lol

Yep it works pretty well as long as you out number the person by a large amount. Only problem is you usually get kicked out of the store after doing it a couple times :D

[alex_m99]

Only problem is you usually get kicked out of the store after doing it a couple times :D

hahahahhha I bet