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Chuck Norrison
May 19th, 2006, 04:11 PM
I thought about this about a week ago, and there is no need to explain how to make napalm cause you guys probaly know how already, and if you dont just look at the other napalm topics.

If you are ever bored, and have some napalm with you, and some other explosive, like I have some dynamite im gonna use, Just cover the dynamite in napalm, then light it on fire and run like hell! if it works right the dynamite or w/e explosive you used should light and cause it to rain small chunks of flaming napalm :P

Cuddles
May 19th, 2006, 04:18 PM
you would have to ensure that there is some napalm on the fuze so that it caught on fire before the dinomite explodes......that would make it work better......

kingbobisdead
May 19th, 2006, 06:18 PM
i like it, if only i didnt live in such a dry area...i could try it on the beach at night i guess

D Wayne
May 21st, 2006, 01:03 AM
i think ill try that, but the only explosives i have right now are little gay m-5000's

kingbobisdead
May 21st, 2006, 02:07 PM
do any of you know where i could get some dynamite? or how to make it?

Chuck Norrison
May 22nd, 2006, 08:42 PM
Nah, I dont know where to get any, my dad just got some some how

Twiztid_Ninja313
May 22nd, 2006, 09:45 PM
Yeah um...I just did it with firecrackers. Me and my homie got some footage I might post it some time. Yeah just stick the explosive in the napalm. Then light the napalm will in turn light the explsosives. But be very careful. Cause it is random were the shit goes. Yeah I caught my friends leg on fire. But he is ok. Yeah this is some great shit.

NJpyro511
May 26th, 2006, 11:49 AM
I tryed this with a toilet paper tube full of potasium chlorate and napalm all around it in a bigger tube. When it went off peices of napalm went everywere. there were small fires over 50 yards away.

turtlesob
June 7th, 2006, 12:08 AM
heres and idea i just thought of

what you'll need:
1 glass bowl
1 stick of dynomite(or something similar)
some napalm(amount varies on how much fun you want)
a shovel
some land(land that is easy to dig into)


what to do:
dig a hole big enough to fit the dynomite all the way in the ground. then cover the bowl with some thick napalm. light the napalm and the dynomite(you shouls probably put a longer wick on it for safety reasons).then put the bowl on top of the hole and run away.

Cuddles
June 7th, 2006, 12:54 AM
im thinkin that would be more likely to just fire the bowl upwards a few hundred feet.....but hey, that could prove to be an entertaining version of shotput......flaming shotput...sounds like much more fun!!!.....i want to do this now....ill probably just bring some napalm to my nearest shooting range and convince them to let me put it on the disks.....

pjsimcik
June 9th, 2006, 03:25 AM
dude im gonna try that next time i go shooting!!!

Cuddles
June 9th, 2006, 01:18 PM
i just thought of something....replace someone's hair gel with napalm, and invite them to your birthday party and spray them (sitting across the table, with the cake with lit candles on it inbetween), with silly string (stuff that comes out of a can as a stringy, slimy string/foam)....its flammable....extre***y.....then you should have a flaming person within minutes, and a very confused, but entertained group of bystanders...

Temptation
June 9th, 2006, 03:57 PM
lmao thats such a mean fucking thing to do but yet extre***y funny..I wanna do that now...

Spirit of Diablo
June 9th, 2006, 05:16 PM
Throwable "Napalm-on-a-Stick" is pretty funny too, just take a stick, wrap some old, torn-up sheets around the end, dip that end in napalm, light the napalm, and throw it. The napalm should stick to the target (or, it your aim isn't that good, to any unlucky bystander), and leave "stains" of fire. I did this once, sitting on a rooftop with about 25 sticks, a bucket of napalm, and 3 police cars serving as moving targets. Those were happy times :P.

Cuddles
June 10th, 2006, 12:33 AM
hahahaha...fuckin great.....and why does amsterdam have such an impecably low crime rate?

Spirit of Diablo
June 10th, 2006, 02:52 AM
and why does amsterdam have such an impecably low crime rate?

First of all, it's because I don't live in Amsterdam :twisted: .


But it's also because the police is too lame to go after the real criminals. Ten years ago, the entire Dutch maffia was "stationed" in Amsterdam, a while ago the Bulgarian and Yugoslavian maffia have killed the Dutch maffia off, and now the Yakuza is killing the Bulgarians and Yugoslavians. And what do the police do? They arrest a maffia leader FOR BUILDING A FRIGGIN' WALL WITHOUT A LICENSE!!!

Cuddles
June 10th, 2006, 11:33 PM
fuckin great...i think i want to join the yakuza...i hope they stay there (i like the tatoos....)

Leezpo
March 29th, 2009, 09:07 AM
Moronic niggas.

deathnight100
April 7th, 2009, 05:59 PM
First of all, it's because I don't live in Amsterdam :twisted: .


But it's also because the police is too lame to go after the real criminals. Ten years ago, the entire Dutch maffia was "stationed" in Amsterdam, a while ago the Bulgarian and Yugoslavian maffia have killed the Dutch maffia off, and now the Yakuza is killing the Bulgarians and Yugoslavians. And what do the police do? They arrest a maffia leader FOR BUILDING A FRIGGIN' WALL WITHOUT A LICENSE!!!

thats fucking stupid as shit like seriosly what the fuck

saskwche
April 7th, 2009, 07:21 PM
no1 say anything plz just let it die here and now

btw deathnight100 what u did is called nerco posting if u dont know what it is read the RULES and dont make anymore posts till u have plus ull save us from having to correct u (and tell u off) wen u fuck up so plz jus read them so this doesnt happen again

a2thae
April 8th, 2009, 12:44 AM
no1 say anything plz just let it die here and now

btw deathnight100 what u did is called nerco posting if u dont know what it is read the RULES and dont make anymore posts till u have plus ull save us from having to correct u (and tell u off) wen u fuck up so plz jus read them so this doesnt happen again

Would it have been that much more difficult to type, "No one say anything please, just let it die here and now." "By the way deathnight100 what you did is called necro posting if you don't know what it is read the RULES and don't make anymore posts until you have. Plus you'll save us from having to correct you (and tell you off) when you fuck up so please just read them so this doesn't happen again."

Why in the fuck is it so difficult to write out the word "you"?? or "no one"??

Go die, you didn't even have to post in the thread to inform him of this, there is such thing as PM or leaving a profile message.

Someone revive ghost.

saskwche
April 8th, 2009, 01:26 AM
so other noobs like him will not repeat the same mistake and to tell u the truth i do agree with u i thought about ending it were u said but idk sumthing just told me to keep going haha but yea ill shut it now im talking non-sense now