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jolly2roger
May 18th, 2006, 06:52 PM
Now this i wasnt sure what to put it under, but James says it is hacking related so I just said ok with his idea




43. The Infamous Blotto Box!! By The Jolly Roger (http://www.beyondweird.com/cookbook.html)

(I bet that no one has the balls to build this one!)

Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the innocent
phreakers around America has finally been conceived! Well, for you people who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box, here is a brief summery of a legend.

The Blotto Box
For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at first made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that the function of it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage Master, it is possible. Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame, the Blotto Box is finally available to the public.

NOTE: Jolly Roger can not be responsible for the information disclosed in the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and should not be actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse machine could have the severe results listed below and could result in high federal prosecution! Again, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY! All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box and it's function.

The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on its knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it for that matter. As long as the switching system stays the same, this box will not stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical impulses that emit from this box will open every line. Every line will ring and ring and ring... the voltage will never be cut off until the box/generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here. We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring, and
people close to the box may be electrocuted if they pick up the phone. But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or generator. If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take a while for the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a superficial aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is not advised! The Blotto Box will continue as long as there is electricity to continue with. OK, that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you to do with it...

Blotto Functions/Installing
Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The following are the instructions for construction and use of this box. Please read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt to construct this box.

Materials:
• A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a stadium or some such place.
• 400 volt rated coupler that splices a female plug into a phone line jack.
• A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
• A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main switch boards and would be a more effective line to start with or a regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area code!)
• A soldering iron and much solder.
• A remote control or long wooden pole.

Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes, I will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of the other listed equipment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make sure it is one on the ground or hanging at head level from a pole, not the huge ones at the top of telephone poles. Open it up with anything convenient, if you are two feeble then fuck, don't try this. Take a look inside... you are hunting for color-coordinating lines of green and red. Now, take out your radio shack cord and rip the meter thing off. Replace it with the voltage meter about. A good level to set the voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage meter to the cord and set the limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of the cord into the generator. Take the phone jack and splice the jack part off. Open it up and match the red and green wires with the other red and green wires.

NOTE: If you just had the generator on and have done this in the correct order, you will be a crispy critter. Keep the generator off until you plan to start it up. Now, solder those lines together carefully. Wrap duck tape or insulation tape around all of the wires. Now, place the remote control right on to the startup of the generator. If you have the long pole, make sure it is very long and stand back as far away as you can get and reach the pole over.

NOTICE: If you are going right along with this without reading the file first, you still realize now that your area code is about to become null! Then, getting back, twitch the pole/remote control and run for your damn life. Anywhere, just get away from it. It will be generating so much electricity that if you stand to close you will kill yourself. The generator will smoke, etc. but will not stop. You are now killing your area code, because all of that energy is spreading through all of the phone lines around you in every direction.

Have a nice day!

The Blotto Box: Aftermath
Well, that is the plans for the most devastating and ultimately deadly
box ever created. My hat goes off to: King Blotto (for the original idea).

Acrylic76
May 18th, 2006, 08:05 PM
Please stop posting useless shit that's been obsolete for over a fucking decade. N2O used to ban people for posting this shit out of the CookBook. The rule is unless you've done it, don't post it.

jolly2roger
May 18th, 2006, 09:46 PM
you know what shut the fuck you up, you know you would love to do this and your just fucking jealous that you couldnt, nobody fucking cares if i havent done it, nobody has, but everyone would love to, hardly anybody knows how to so i figure id show people what genious mind us anarchists behold, you, need to shut the fuck up, nobody cares weather its been done or not so FUCK OFF

Yodalover
May 18th, 2006, 10:23 PM
If we wanted to read all this stuff, we'd go to the site. And no, not everbody wants to make one. I for one don't care the slightest bit.
Acrylic, it doesn't matter whether you've done it, just that you known it works and it has been done by somebody.

jolly2roger
May 18th, 2006, 11:20 PM
nobody has done it, according to the jolly roger, he said some guy attemped it and fryed himself, but some people dont know about the site you know, and some people do like to read about it, if you dont wanna read about it then dont, but i just posted it because i personally liked the idea, and no, i do not have the balls to try it, but i think itd be a trip if someone did, you never know, some little freak might see this, try it and pull it off.

Yodalover
May 19th, 2006, 12:33 AM
If nobody has done it, how do you know it works?

jolly2roger
May 19th, 2006, 05:49 PM
nobody knows if it does or if it doesnt, it just sounds like a good idea

Death_to_all
May 19th, 2006, 06:27 PM
Hell if no one has done it i want to be the first and by the way im james lol and so what if he hasnt done it he can post what ever the fuck he wants and he put the whole thing so for the people that havent read the whole god dam thing

Acrylic76
January 9th, 2007, 01:16 AM
HAHAHAHA. James last online date is 05-20-2006. He stopped posting shortly after he said he'd try it. Mass is right, he can't pull it off. I bet he killed himself.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.