Mallack
August 17th, 2008, 12:26 AM
So, do you feel schools fucked you over for the last time? Well, then good luck, I looked in to breaking and entering. So have fun with the information provided as long as you don't blame me for your stupidity if you get caught.
If your school has a Baseball field like mine, you will most likely have giant grates facing the fields. If you don't, there should be another way up, be creative, look for ladder type things, low roofs, and even piping (Hard shit to climb)
These grates can be used as ladders, if you can't reach it, or have trouble climbing it, use the wall it's connected to, but be careful, these can be noisy.
If you can't reach the bottom of it, you'll have to find another way up, it's possible to use a tall fence that is used in Baseball, just gotta think about it logically
To actually get in to your school you should have good lockpicking skills or good luck. As most schools have Hatches on top of the main hallways that lead in to a teacher workroom for janitors, when you use one of these, try and cover your fingers (Yes, cops may dust the hatch). RARELY will these be locked, but there are usually a lot on top of the roofs, just have to explore it first.
If your school does not have these grates, it can be much more complicated and usually differs from school to school. There are several rules that you should follow when attempting to break and enter your school
1: THE BIGGEST RULE: ITS BETTER FOR THEM TO THINK YOU WERE THERE THAN FOR THEM TO KNOW YOU WERE THERE
2: Remember Camera spots, be very careful around these
3: Always, always, always have a back up plan, if the grates you entered by are being blocked by Law Enforcers, you have to find a safe, secondary route.
4: If an Alarm goes off, cover your face, there is a reason for the Motion sensors in schools, they look like they'd be a light, and usually have a blinking light, these are something you need to watch for.
5: Usually all Entrance/Exit doors are linked to a motion sensor, so do not even touch a door for risk of setting off an alarm, however, if this does happen, dash through the door and escape out.
6: Have a safehouse near target school.
7: If you do get caught (Which you shouldn't have unless you're a fucking dipshit) try to make a backup plan why you were near the school when the alarm went off. However, if you got saw exiting the school, you're fucked, no if's ands or buts.
8: If you do plan on actually stealing from your school, be subtle, don't steal fucking 3 computers or 5 calculators, steal little each time.
You might ask yourself, what point would anyone have in breaking IN TO school when most of us are trying to get out? Think about it, you could switch chemicals, Virus computers (Don't use your usual login info, use your enemies) Wreck Electrical systems (Usually there are breaker boxes) And with most pranks there are a lot more risk in doing it during the day.
Whatever the fuck you do DO NOT DO THE STUPID SHIT THESE GUYS DID
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3DuMrWWNs&feature=related
Breaking windows = No
Running Back in = No
Failure to have a backup plan = No
Setting off an alarm = Fail
I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IN WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS INFORMATION.
DO NOT COUNT ME RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR DUMBASS GETS CAUGHT DOING THIS STUPID SHIT.
If your school has a Baseball field like mine, you will most likely have giant grates facing the fields. If you don't, there should be another way up, be creative, look for ladder type things, low roofs, and even piping (Hard shit to climb)
These grates can be used as ladders, if you can't reach it, or have trouble climbing it, use the wall it's connected to, but be careful, these can be noisy.
If you can't reach the bottom of it, you'll have to find another way up, it's possible to use a tall fence that is used in Baseball, just gotta think about it logically
To actually get in to your school you should have good lockpicking skills or good luck. As most schools have Hatches on top of the main hallways that lead in to a teacher workroom for janitors, when you use one of these, try and cover your fingers (Yes, cops may dust the hatch). RARELY will these be locked, but there are usually a lot on top of the roofs, just have to explore it first.
If your school does not have these grates, it can be much more complicated and usually differs from school to school. There are several rules that you should follow when attempting to break and enter your school
1: THE BIGGEST RULE: ITS BETTER FOR THEM TO THINK YOU WERE THERE THAN FOR THEM TO KNOW YOU WERE THERE
2: Remember Camera spots, be very careful around these
3: Always, always, always have a back up plan, if the grates you entered by are being blocked by Law Enforcers, you have to find a safe, secondary route.
4: If an Alarm goes off, cover your face, there is a reason for the Motion sensors in schools, they look like they'd be a light, and usually have a blinking light, these are something you need to watch for.
5: Usually all Entrance/Exit doors are linked to a motion sensor, so do not even touch a door for risk of setting off an alarm, however, if this does happen, dash through the door and escape out.
6: Have a safehouse near target school.
7: If you do get caught (Which you shouldn't have unless you're a fucking dipshit) try to make a backup plan why you were near the school when the alarm went off. However, if you got saw exiting the school, you're fucked, no if's ands or buts.
8: If you do plan on actually stealing from your school, be subtle, don't steal fucking 3 computers or 5 calculators, steal little each time.
You might ask yourself, what point would anyone have in breaking IN TO school when most of us are trying to get out? Think about it, you could switch chemicals, Virus computers (Don't use your usual login info, use your enemies) Wreck Electrical systems (Usually there are breaker boxes) And with most pranks there are a lot more risk in doing it during the day.
Whatever the fuck you do DO NOT DO THE STUPID SHIT THESE GUYS DID
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3DuMrWWNs&feature=related
Breaking windows = No
Running Back in = No
Failure to have a backup plan = No
Setting off an alarm = Fail
I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IN WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS INFORMATION.
DO NOT COUNT ME RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR DUMBASS GETS CAUGHT DOING THIS STUPID SHIT.