Fantasies

[fly2pluto]

Whats your biggest fantasy?

[numerator-91]

i'd tell you but i'm afraid i wind up in prison.

[fly2pluto]

lol

i thought more people would post about this topic.

guess most of them are chickens. :p

[Kasnia]

Hm.. Can't really think of one right now. Are we talking about fantasies in general or sexual fantasies or anything else that's more specific?

[fly2pluto]

lol.

doesnt matter.

[superflysuperwhite]

...... thought i already posted mine, but idk.


sex in a muddy feild durring a rainstorm.

[mojo_1]

Anything that involves firemen or vampires would be nice... (cliched, i know, but hey)

Also I have this list of stuff that I have always wanted to do, and on it was two guys at once, and I KID YOU NOT- bout 2 months ago I was at this gay bar in the city and it actually happened (I never truly thought it would). I was sitting on the couch, squished in between my gf and her random hookup and this gay couple. Both sides were making out. So I just let out a long, loud sigh and the two gay guys pulled me into their knot and next came a series of events that, had it not been for the fact that it was around 4 on a sunday morning... Err...nevermind... fuck it I cant be bothered finishing- my point is- GAY BARS. They are great. Girls go their to dirty dance, gay guys go there to fuck, and straight guys go there to dance too... And anyone who goes there is pretty much guaranteed a shag...

[Kasnia]

Yeah, I agree with Mojo about the vampires thing. Vampires are sooo incredibly sexy.

[Exploding_viper]

well the sex in the mud in a rainstorm is great as long as you dont get a rock up your ass.
and their is that one guys motto "sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains excite me) something about a women taking control to the extremities turns me on. plus loud, outdoor sex

[BulletinComesout]

I'd like to fuck 40 guys at 1000.00 a piece. So I could buy a house and never want to have sex again....... for a while. Then I would like a man to come to my house dress up in a mans version of the french maids costume lil bowtie and feather duster. Scrub my house top to bottom with clorox. Do all my dishs boil some water no reason just like the sound of boiling water. Rub me down with nag champa body oils. Wax, shave, pluck, shape, and remove all the hair from my genitalia. Then take a very hot I'm talking 120 degrees bubble bath in my bathroom.The bathroom which he just finished cleaning lit candles and and arranged a boquet in. Then let me clean him from head to toe with out a word only moans and groans of relief. Then returned the favor by giving me a bath. After wards we make long hot steamy sex for about 2 hours in my bed covered in visqueen while we rub each other with hot oil. Same thing everytime.

[Kasnia]

Then I would like a man to come to my house dress up in a mans version of the french maids costume lil bowtie and feather duster. Scrub my house top to bottom with clorox. Do all my dishs boil some water no reason just like the sound of boiling water. Rub me down with nag champa body oils. Wax, shave, pluck, shape, and remove all the hair from my genitalia. Then take a very hot I'm talking 120 degrees bubble bath in my bathroom.The bathroom which he just finished cleaning lit candles and and arranged a boquet in. Then let me clean him from head to toe with out a word only moans and groans of relief. Then returned the favor by giving me a bath. After wards we make long hot steamy sex for about 2 hours in my bed covered in visqueen while we rub each other with hot oil. Same thing everytime.

I don't think you could find a gay guy that would have hot steamy sex with a female.

[deathlord888]

I don't think you could find a gay guy that would have hot steamy sex with a female.

haha beat me to it

[Shanx]

Yeah, I agree with Mojo about the vampires thing. Vampires are sooo incredibly sexy.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n226/almost77/willem-dafoe-vampire.jpg

Sexy huh?

[AlbertWesker]

Yeah, I agree with Mojo about the vampires thing. Vampires are sooo incredibly sexy.
I second that.
http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/54506205/11204925 She is a vampire.

[deathlord888]

ya vampires are sexy i dont know what it is about it, its just hot

[Shanx]

I second that.
http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/54506205/11204925 She is a vampire.

haha oh, the first time i read this i didnt see the picture

[Exploding_viper]

Furries (female furries)

[Kasnia]

Furries (female furries)

Cheetara's pretty hot... Does that count? Lol

[techtiger]

back seat windows up thats the way that i like to fuck roll around charly brown haha all i could thing of was that song

[Exploding_viper]

Cheetara's pretty hot... Does that count? Lol

no like this

that thick furry ass

http://digiass.ytmnd.com/

wowzer

http://horsesexorz.ytmnd.com/

yeah or just look for high tail hall on newgrounds.com it will turn you into a furry fan

[BulletinComesout]

Actually I have never met a gay guy I would let touch my grassy nole with a razor. To be honest how was any of that even remotely close to on the subject of sexual fantasies. So I hear you don't like me and you are announcing it by insulting me. Doing so doesn't make you any more likable. I gather that your point is your "fantasy" is to think of me as a hairy horse taking it up the ass? You all have some real mind mending to do if you can't enjoy what this thread was originally about. Instead of mocking everyone’s posts. What is your problem? I doubt you even know. I thought cold showers were the only way till now.

[Exploding_viper]

who are you talkin to?

[techtiger]

yea what the fuck?

[deathlord888]

furry is dirty

[Kasnia]

who are you talkin to?

I was the one who made the gay guy comment, but I just said it as a joke. And idk if she thought that the furry comment was to her or what, but I don't think it was. Some people are actually into that furry stuff.

[Phoenix Fire]

2 blondes
2 Russian girls
2 Asian whores

Alot of chocolate syrup and whipped cream

Kasnia pole dancing

While a giant bud lights his face on fire




man i love these purple things

[Kasnia]

2 blondes
2 Russian girls
2 Asian whores

Alot of chocolate syrup and whipped cream

Kasnia pole dancing

While a giant bud lights his face on fire




man i love these purple things

Thank you. =P

[Phoenix Fire]

I heard you were gay, otherwise I would have included you in the orgy.
I bet you look damn good on a pole though.
I know I do.

[Kasnia]

I heard you were gay, otherwise I would have included you in the orgy.
I bet you look damn good on a pole though.
I know I do.

Yeah, I'm gay. And yeah, I look good on a pole. Lol. Idk what you look like so I can't be the judge of whether or not you are. But you're a guy (I'm assuming) so that'd be a no from me. =P

[ramalamafafafa]

Fantasy?

Kari Byron in a corset with an ounce of weed beside the bed. Booyah!

[Zamato Elite]

My fantasy is a USA not allied with Israel. That would also qualify as a sexual fantasy for myself and many others.

[Phoenix Fire]

You jerk it to polotics?
I bet that greta van suteren dike turns you on.

[Zamato Elite]

You jerk it to politics?
I bet that greta van suteren dike turns you on.

Oh no. I usually don't find political events sexually stimulating. It's just such a seemingly radical position as ending ally ship with Israel tends to give me a very firm erection.

As for Greta. I rather eat my own vomit then allow even the most tamed sexual thought of Greta enter my mind. If we wish to talk about Fox News anchors who turn me on, my attractions are with Megyn Kelly. Sexy, blond, intelligent, former cheerleader, successful lawyer. What's not to love.

[Zamato Elite]

Fantasy?

Kari Byron in a corset with an ounce of weed beside the bed. Booyah!

Dude, why are you being a fucking racist? Fucking hypocrite.

[ramalamafafafa]

Idiot. You are really an idiot.

[Zamato Elite]

Idiot. You are really an idiot.

Says the commie. ROFL

Doesn't get much better then that.

[ramalamafafafa]

Whatever, i kinda agree with ya on Israel anyway....

[Zamato Elite]

Whatever, i kinda agree with ya on Israel anyway....

Well, at least you're a honest commie. ;)

[ramalamafafafa]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[slaughterhouse]

going down on xmas morning ans a girl with a big red bow across her chest

[xavix]

The creepy thing is....I agree with ramalamafafafa about kari byron......are people going to start tagging things with xavix is a sick sick fuck?






Please don't.

[Phoenix Fire]

Kari is hot .

[ramalamafafafa]

She's fuckin smoking, is an artist (yaaay), and has a great intelect (Arse).

[Raditude]

I have a notebook full of fantasies written out. Most of these would creep you all out.

[numerator-91]

And you say homosexuality is gross, immoral and wrong.

[ramalamafafafa]

I have dozens of fantasies, many of them involving Mrs. Sarah Palin...

[skullcandy]

I'm a necro-ing dipshit.

[ramalamafafafa]

Sarah Palin is the ultimate in soccer mom MILFS!

Fookin' 'ell!!

She's a tad orright, eh guvner?

[BlAcCbArBi3101]

I did some of my fantasies already
like a three-some wit 2 guys and etc
but i really agree with exploding viper
im dat type of shawty that'll be nice and loud for you

[oracle]

hahahahahahahah

[GuyFawkes]

fantasies should be kept private

[GuyFawkes]

Dude, why are you being a fucking racist? Fucking hypocrite.

how is that being a racist by showing his emotions towards someone in a non violent fashion

[emberXlynn]

it isnt. ... . .

[warderohell]

forget that shit. i wanna find a woman who will let me go down on her for hours. then culminate with at least 2 hours of hot rough sex. and i mean rough...i have scars that i will always treasure.

[deathlord888]

Yeah, I agree with Mojo about the vampires thing. Vampires are sooo incredibly sexy.

im going to agree on this for sure. idk what it is about it

[BlAcCbArBi3101]

forget that shit. i wanna find a woman who will let me go down on her for hours. then culminate with at least 2 hours of hot rough sex. and i mean rough...i have scars that i will always treasure.
In wit you on that
thats tha best sex eva

[randomguy949]

For me, anything really that invloves a occupation

Such as a flight hostess, fucking her in the toilet

Or a librarian/Teacher, like a really hot, young one (we got a couple at my school ;))

And staying back after class and having kinky sexx

Yayy fantasies