Greetings and salutations

[Dr Cantaloupe]

Hello good people of the anarchist cookbook. I am Dr Cantaloupe. Although yes the name is strange it has inevitably stuck. Hit me up if you want to talk or simply fight with someone on any subject. Intelligent debate is my speciality and I will gladly share it with all who seek it. Good day.

[Whodododoman18]

Nice to meet you Dr. Canaloupe. enjoy our fine facilities and take pride to know you're a valued member of our team. remember the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra

[Viva la Guevara]

i look forward to debating on many subjects with you
have a good time on the site

[crazyassmetalhead]

and suddenly, 9 hours later people care that you exist.
such is the magic of this site....

how do you get a name like dr. cantaloupe?
i can think of multiple senerios but none of them are likely.

[Whodododoman18]

lol. he cut a cantaloupe in half. then sewed it back together and returned it to the place he bought it from. durr

[Viva la Guevara]

becasue i just saw the thread and i didnt see it 9 hours ago :P

[Whodododoman18]

lol i saw the thread. i just didnt care until like 20 minutes ago.lmao

[crazyassmetalhead]

i had no clever response until other people posted... then it came to me.

[Viva la Guevara]

what came to you?

[crazyassmetalhead]

the stupid thing i wrote

[Whodododoman18]

it wasnt stupid it was cute.lol jk wow thats the gayest thing ive typed on this site ever

[crazyassmetalhead]

it's kinda funny how we're now on page two of the just absolute bullshit the three of us have been typing on this dude's introduction, most of it having little or nothing to do with him

[Whodododoman18]

lmao. the beggining had to do with him. we're just bored waiting for him to reply.

[Viva la Guevara]

hes going to log on and be "look theres 2 pages of posts on my intro, they must really like me"
hahahah....

[Whodododoman18]

then hes gonna be all disappointed. at least we'll learn how he became the infamous Dr. Cantaloupe.lol

[Viva la Guevara]

lmao....what are intros for??
can i say hi twice?
cantaloupe.....i that a vegetable?

[Whodododoman18]

idk shy people
no ones stopping you
cantaloupe is a very delicious fruit in my opinion

[crazyassmetalhead]

welcome to acb.com, where the knowledge you seek may be found amid a bunch of retards rambling about bullshit and arguing...or where you may be called a retard yourself for not already knowing................and where you can say anything you want except nigger, cause for some retarded reason it bleeps out the word nigger, and we just found out the other night that it bleeps out nigger and it pisses us off for some reason and now im obsessed with saying nigger......

but i can say sup nigga

holy shit you must think we're all fucking insane

[Viva la Guevara]

really?
kick ass!
HIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and im buing a cantaloupe the next time im at the store...
i hope im not allergic :P

[Whodododoman18]

i dont think anyones alergic to cantaloupe. buy some honeydew also its a great combination.lol and crazy ur unbelievabley right. and now my motor skills are goin to shit

[Viva la Guevara]

welcome to acb.com, where the knowledge you seek may be found amid a bunch of retards rambling about bullshit and arguing...or where you may be called a retard yourself for not already knowing................and where you can say anything you want except nigger, cause for some retarded reason it bleeps out the word nigger, and we just found out the other night that it bleeps out nigger and it pisses us off for some reason and now im obsessed with saying nigger......

but i can say sup nigga

holy shit you must think we're all fucking insane

you are now my best friend after jesus...and satan....but your before cantaloupe hahahahahaa
nigga
nlgger
NlGGER
n!gger
N!GGER
N igger
nigge r
any holy god gold digger from my limewire played my itslef after i typed in nall the nigger variations :o

[Whodododoman18]

lmao thats pretty damn funny. but seriously we are supposed to be here for mr. squash.

[Viva la Guevara]

lmao i laughed in real life
ok, ok
so when DOCTOR Sqaush gets on he can say Hi to me then i can roll a joint cand be happy
but who knows when hes going to come back on =.=

[Whodododoman18]

well he needs to hurry the fuck up before i beat him with a broom handle. jk lye cucumber. i <3 u.

[Viva la Guevara]

i know...that steamed dildo....
now are you an accual doctor doctor canaloupe???
i NEED to know this i may be having a stroke!! lol

[Whodododoman18]

yea i was wondering that to. wat if it wasnt just like a nick-name. he was actually Dr. Cantaloupe. how ridiculous would that be

[Warpurlgis]

I can s***l all the colors of the alphabet cause I'm the sharpest crayon in the laundry basket.

[Viva la Guevara]

that wasnt AT ALL relevant to the indepth conversation we were having!
lol jking u

[crazyassmetalhead]

i think that's the closest thing to a cohearant thought that's been on this thread in a whiles

[Whodododoman18]

lmao i'd have to agree. we havent talked about anything. it help though if SOMEONE was online

[Viva la Guevara]

last i checked there was only like 6 members on....

[crazyassmetalhead]

wow four pages now of this shit..... every intro should be like this. usually only the retarded little kids who act like hard core terrorists get this much posts on their intros, those usually aren't as nice

[Whodododoman18]

i'd be pissed if i made an intro thread. and for 4 pages assholes just dicked around. and made fun of my name.lol

[crazyassmetalhead]

i didn't get to that yet

[Dr Cantaloupe]

Holy balls i have the longest intro in history. Check and MATE!!!

[Viva la Guevara]

you didnt say hi
or tell if you were a doctor
or tell me...uh...things
your a hurtful muthafucka jk lol

[Whodododoman18]

yea man we were hoping for so much more wtf!!!!

[Dr Cantaloupe]

So very sorry. What do you want to know about the good doctor?

[Viva la Guevara]

are you a doctor?
if you were on a boat with your mom and your dad and was told one of them had to get off the boat who would it be???
oh and i mean life a life boat....
ae you sxually attracted to cantaloups?

[Dr Cantaloupe]

I am learning medicine right now but am not a full-fledged doctor yet. I choose my dad. And i am not sexually attracted to cantaloupes...unless by cantaloupes you mean huge tits. If so then yes, yes i do like cantaloupes.

[Dr Cantaloupe]

Gotta go talk later. PEACE!!!

[Viva la Guevara]

FUCK!!!!
DR SQAUSH!!!!!!!!
weres metalhead and whodoman when you need them.....lol

[Whodododoman18]

aha goddamnit. he got away. well get him next time.

[crazyassmetalhead]

cantaloupes are fa queeeeeers................

[Viva la Guevara]

i ate a cantaloupe once
wouldent that be an insult to your people
someone should REALLY close this thread.....

[crazyassmetalhead]

then what would we do? if he's not gonna answer some simple questions this is what things degenerate into.

[Viva la Guevara]

cantaloupe will eventually answer our questions....O.O

BALLS

[crazyassmetalhead]

i would hope

[Viva la Guevara]

no hes goin to fuck us over again and lie and lie and LIE!!

[crazyassmetalhead]

yes we can't let that happen again.....last time ended a bit to..............messy.

[Viva la Guevara]

i was just called a jew....touche'

[Whodododoman18]

yea i know right. all because we wanted to learn.. wat has this world come to?

[harrymturner]

any one know how one can find a good fence?

[crazyassmetalhead]

home depot bitch

[Viva la Guevara]

any one know how one can find a good fence?


WTF
and no
i make my fences muthafucka lol
home depot is were i buy my shovels

[Whodododoman18]

wat a random question. any one know where to find a good fence. how about ur neighbors yard u asshat.

[Viva la Guevara]

this needs more posts

[Whodododoman18]

yea it does. so wat up homeboy

[Viva la Guevara]

chillen like a salt shaker
you?

[Whodododoman18]

lmao salt shakers chill. nothin chillin at the crib. got a fifth at the boys house. gonna be partyin tommorow

[Viva la Guevara]

my dog shit on the floor
:(

[crazyassmetalhead]

i gotta get surgery on my teeth on thursday and then i get some yummy painkillers and possibly some valium if i don't use it before the surgery as im supposed too... and i got a bottle of robotussin gel caps to look forward too if shit gets really *****g

[Viva la Guevara]

go to a skin bar

[Whodododoman18]

lmao. u suck uve got dog shit on ur floor.ahahah. surgery blows

[Viva la Guevara]

yeah its staying there untill i ake up 2morro...hahaha

[Whodododoman18]

dude thats gonna be sick as hell. clean it up now. so u dont have to wake up and do it.

[Viva la Guevara]

it will s***l less and wont be warm

[Whodododoman18]

lmao but its always better warm.

[Viva la Guevara]

and it will also be soft...ew why are we discussing my dogs shit....

[AlbertWesker]

Well perhaps it's because they have weird hangups.

[Viva la Guevara]

um so...
postpostpostpostpostpost
thats awsome

[AlbertWesker]

Well we need to have something to talk about if we are going to continue.

[Viva la Guevara]

would you rather fuck hitler
or charles manson?

[AlbertWesker]

Who me?
Damn you're sick!

[Viva la Guevara]

hey, its either the deranged killer or the jew cooker!!
dont change the subject lol

[AlbertWesker]

Fine then Hitler.

[novent939]

oooo ooo Bread makes me poop! Hitler, cause he was into weird kinky sex. If only they had plastic/rubber parking cones back then. He might have had enough to not want to gas millions of people. Or did that really not happen? It depends on whose blog I am reading at the time.

[AlbertWesker]

Oh bread makes you poop? I really didn't need to know that!

[Viva la Guevara]

it does....
umm
ghandi or budda

[AlbertWesker]

If you want a reply from me then Ghandi.

[Viva la Guevara]

wait what?
i was looking from a respoce from anyone
but it seems me you and metalhead are the only ones contributing to the thread

[AlbertWesker]

Yeah that was kinda my point.

[Viva la Guevara]

oh, ok
then
i dont beleive in hitler thats what i say. So all you skins, give me more hay