I need your help

[Somechillguy]

girlfriend got pregnant. need either easy way to get around 900 bucks in the next month or some backwards redneck way to get rid of this little devil. any suggestions?

[Buddha]

Hahahahahaha

[Whodododoman18]

go to give her a hug. and punch her right in the stomach really really hard.lmao that should do it

[mojo_1]

aah holy crap dude- ever heard of morning after pill..? One of the greatest things ever... Maybe become a toyboy for a lil while, hire youself out to old fat seedy men... Or, you COULD save up... Or borrow...

[exial]

dude i suggest u find a solution fast, becuz the longer the babys inside her, the more attached she will become. You could get it done free if you have benifits. or you can always talk to the abortion clinic. but mark my words when it starts to grow inside her. she will want to keep it.

[fly2pluto]

first question...

does SHE want to keep it?

second question...

how old are you guys?

as for the whole money thing...
take out a small loan out at a bank or something.

[Viva la Guevara]

did you use a condom?
because if you didnt and now your complaining you should be killed
try getting a job...
or get here to drink bleach....

[hunter2011]

just have her take tons of drugs and drink all the time, smoke and drink numerous time throughout the day, and try to have her stand as close to the microwave as possible when heating stuff up, chances are the baby will not make it,, and if it does it will be a fukin creature

[Somechillguy]

HAHHA thanks a bunch. were both 17. condom leaked homie. shits so gay. im so tired of shit like this happening to me. were going to the clinic next week and no worries she wants to get rid of it she understands. fuck. i hope they will like help us out for free. ill keep you muthas posted later this week.

[exial]

just have her take tons of drugs and drink all the time, smoke and drink numerous time throughout the day, and try to have her stand as close to the microwave as possible when heating stuff up, chances are the baby will not make it,, and if it does it will be a fukin creature

lol..thats a fucked up post.

[Dr Cantaloupe]

Why doesn't anyone just take care of it the old fashion way? I say go old school Leonitus on it's ass. When it's born just leave it on a mountain if it's still not worthy of you. Hey it worked for Sparta for over 100 years.

[Viva la Guevara]

and look, there all dead :D:D

[Somechillguy]

ok guys. pretty much this is gonna cost me 655 bucks to get this thing out. basically i have been slinging all week and i have enough. but yea. fuuck shitty condoms.

[mojo_1]

Good luck dude.

Its pretty lame though, how all the best stuff in life, theres always a chance it could turn into your worst ever nightmare...

[Somechillguy]

well yea but this shit is teaching me a lesson you know plus im getting a shitload of free herb for the time being lol just keepin me calm lol

[alp]

Why don't she just put it up for adoption?

[Shanx]

rofl, a girl i know is 14 and shes pregnant

[power player]

i know a gilrl who lost her v card when whse was nine

[Somechillguy]

because we are both in high school and a baby at this age is like a virus and it would kill both of us.. you dont get it man

[superflysuperwhite]

i hope your age thing is wrong because if you're 20 and still in highschool, you've already done a good job of killing yourself.... and if she's in highschool... shes probably.... statutory


but thats if you arent really 20

[Sir Toke Alot]

kick her in her stomach...


just kidding :)

[crazyassmetalhead]

wire coat hanger and a hefty bag

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

Haha sick bastards wire hangers? microwave? sooo funny tho.

Dont really have any good advise but just so you kno if you were thinkin of just giving it up for adoption(i kno your not but just) there is this law i believe called the baby moses law where you can pretty much just go to your local firedepartment(somewhere else i forget) and just hand it to one of the guys and just walk away just like that, cause you kno there are lost of people out there who cant have a baby and want one. but its only legal if you handed it to the fireman, leaving it in a basket and knockin and running away is illegal.

If all else fails, lead her up some steps and opps she tripped.

thats all i got

[nektar]

Ask your parents. You're only 20 and I'm sure they don't want to be grandparents. It does depend on what the girlfriend wants. Giving the baby up for adoption is always an alternative. If you try killing the child by taking assorted pills or poisons might kill your girlfriend. Look up abortions in the yellow pages, there are some places that do it for free.

[51L3NC3]

i don't think they want to have the child necessarily, and redneck abortion is retarded and could be lethal to the knocked-up-bitch, so def save up for a professional abortion or the smoking, drug, microwave suggestion lol

[c73]

just save up.

[Exploding_viper]

yea rednecks are crazy, but have her talk on a cell phone near a gas pump and wearing a fireproof suit except her belly, and put a tube/hole in it like on their heads in the matrix

[zaid990]

since she is alredy pregnant let her prostitute....nah jk...just get a job

[MISFlT]

one word... stairs...
babies gone

[deathlord888]

dude dont necro

[Raist]

I personally have nothing against killing babies, it's the women making decisions part that bothers me.

[HSBurn]

you can probably sue the company that made the condom and use that money to pay for it...but since your only 17 i think you would have to get your parents involved.

[numerator-91]

there's no garuntee with condoms

[BulletinComesout]

Not even close......... tick tock tick tock

[slaughterhouse]

Next time pull out and cum in her nose or somthing.