Send A Car To Hell

[The Gunslinger]

Here's a few good ways to fuck with someone's Car,what you can do is endless but this might help get you started;

01-Push a Shotgun Shell or small crossman Co2 tank way down into the muffler so it goes off as they go down the road

02-Plug up the muffler with a potatoe or something

03-Put Sand or Plastic in the Gas Tank

04-Use a Razor Blade to Cut thier Tires Open and Fill Them With Quick Dry Cement

05-Tie a Bucket Onto the back of thier truck so when they Start Going Fast, It Hit's someone elses Car and they Get Sued

06-Put Drano in a small medicine Bottle and Trow It In The Gas Tank, So when the Plastic Bottle Dissolves the Drano Explodes

07-Replace The Wiper Blades With Little Tacks So When They Turn The Wipers On It Skratches The Hell Out Of Thier Windshield

08-Put a Metal Bar Across The Battery Terminals And Dump Gas All Over The Engine

09-Take A Tow Rope Or Chain and Attach Thier Car's Axel Or Bumper To A Bigger Car or Around A Tree

10-Just Stick A Rag Down The Gas Tank, Light it And Run Like Hell

11-Dump Bleach In The Oil

12-Hide S***ly Shit In non-conspicuous places on the car

[chaostheory89]

The sugar in the fuel does nothing to the engine whatsoever, however, pour something flammable in to it and, while increasing the fuel octane, it does some damage on it. You can also put bleach in the oil, that will kill the engine.

[Phoenix Fire]

The sugar in the fuel does nothing to the engine whatsoever, however, pour something flammable in to it and, while increasing the fuel octane, it does some damage on it. You can also put bleach in the oil, that will kill the engine.

Yeah bleach is real bad, turns oil into water and eats away all the seals

[hunter2011]

my mom was a hippe back in her day and when construction equipment was tearing up some gopher turtle holes she went to the big bull dozers and put sand in them, she said they tried to sue her and had to evidence but it totally fucked the engines

[numerator-91]

pour cat food down the windscreen, it goes down the little holes into the engine area then when it gets hot it s***ls like shit. or you can hide seafood in the hubcaps

[CHEETZzz]

this is such a Jolly Rodger thread....

Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive
(for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the
way through the pavement!

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler,
etc.)

- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball,
or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
Plastic deforms and dilutes into gas. The final result is much
harder to inject into the engine, possibly causing valve replacement.


- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into
the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the
tailpipe.

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like
this:
ÚÄÄ¿ (Revised ill. 4.14)
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ÚÙ
³ À¿
ÀÄÄÙ

Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device
is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar
detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders
on the seats!)

Have Fun! -= RFLAGG =-



lol

[Phoenix Fire]

crossman co2 cart*****s in the muffler, not tale pipe, but muffler, or as far into the tailpipe as possible
loud as FUCK and trashes the muffler

[Sionyx]

Put Sugar or Plastic in the Gas Tank

on any semi-modern car, this won't do much, other than get them to have to change a filter.

[Frankenfish]

You could hold a lighter under the door handle right before said person comes to open the door.

Release a rabid mongoose in the car?

[Buddha]

so much stupidity

[a2thae]

Hotwire it, take it off a jump going 130, and you'll bottom out probably fucking the oil pan/transmission shit.

Also it's fun as hell.

[Dustmaster]

^
or... not

but u could go under the car while its cold (so at night when its been off )and the oil is as thick and slow pouring. pop off the bolt cover that plugs the hole to the oil pan. and quickly jam a candle stick in to the hole so the oil doesnt come out. break off the excess candle. leaving just enuf so that it lies flush with the out side of the oil pan. when they go to start there car in the morning(or when ever) they will get about 100 feet down the road before there oil pan heats up and ***ts the wax causing the oil to flood out and lock up there engine ;)

[numerator-91]

^
or... not

but u could go under the car while its cold (so at night when its been off )and the oil is as thick and slow pouring. pop off the bolt cover that plugs the hole to the oil pan. and quickly jam a candle stick in to the hole so the oil doesnt come out. break off the excess candle. leaving just enuf so that it lies flush with the out side of the oil pan. when they go to start there car in the morning(or when ever) they will get about 100 feet down the road before there oil pan heats up and ***ts the wax causing the oil to flood out and lock up there engine ;)

someone posted this a while back on the pyro thread

[Palm3R]

someone posted this a while back on the pyro thread

Actually, I'm pretty sure that was him who originally posted it also.

[numerator-91]

oh well my bad then.
i wasnt trying to sound like an ass anyway.

[pat_star]

that candle thing is an awsome idea

[clyde.morris0217]

put diesel fuel into a unleaded only tank

[Phoenix Fire]

put diesel fuel into a unleaded only tank

Your a sick demented man.
anyways

Under the hood:

If they have one, put the connectors backwards on theyre fan (if its electric), supercharger, or turbo.
will take them FOREVER to figure it out
if its a supercharger it ussually wont start, and if its a turbo it will kill the engine when it turns on.
The fan, theyll keep overheating and not have a damn clue why, cause the water wont be low or not flowing.

thin strong knife and wedge it under the heads and move it around some.
its equal to blowing a gasket

MY FAVORITE
turn the idle high as FUCK
imagine starting your car cold and all of a sudden its at 6000 rpm?

loosen any damn thing

like 1 side of the heads

loosen any belt pulleys

old dog shit on the head
starts stinking when the engine heats up

anything in the radiator
my favorites:
jello
food dye
corn starch
anything carbonated
bakers yeast
ect.

find the cable to their odometer and cut it
spin it with a power drill and duct tape for a couple minutes
someones new car now has a couple hundred miles or so

just start going ape shit on everything, breaking off spark plugs pulling out wires, turning every screw on the carberator, pulling out hoses, whatever.

draw a scary face on the bottom of the hood

Exterior:

Any damn thing in the gas tank.

get a belt sander and smooth down part of any of their tires, just a small amount, so it makes about a 4in wide flat spot. but not to far that its easy to see
They go over 30 and vibrate like hell annoying the fuck out of them

any kind of animal in the car

substance under the door handles

Its been said but candle in the oil pan drain hole is awesome.

small fireworks in the exhaust

co2 canisters in the exhaust quit a bit more destructive

prepped jb weld on any hinges

graffiti

draino or some other dilluted acid on the paint job, fades it overnight where it touches

shit load of random papers under the windshield wipers

fucked up bumper stickers

if you can get in the car-

so much shit you could do
that i dont feel like explaining
be creative

[Viva la Guevara]

FECAL PAINT JOB
said in some other thread....

[Buddha]

Your a sick demented man.
anyways

Under the hood:

If they have one, put the connectors backwards on theyre fan (if its electric), supercharger, or turbo.
will take them FOREVER to figure it out
if its a supercharger it ussually wont start, and if its a turbo it will kill the engine when it turns on.
The fan, theyll keep overheating and not have a damn clue why, cause the water wont be low or not flowing.

thin strong knife and wedge it under the heads and move it around some.
its equal to blowing a gasket

MY FAVORITE
turn the idle high as FUCK
imagine starting your car cold and all of a sudden its at 6000 rpm?

loosen any damn thing

like 1 side of the heads

loosen any belt pulleys

old dog shit on the head
starts stinking when the engine heats up

anything in the radiator
my favorites:
jello
food dye
corn starch
anything carbonated
bakers yeast
ect.

find the cable to their odometer and cut it
spin it with a power drill and duct tape for a couple minutes
someones new car now has a couple hundred miles or so

just start going ape shit on everything, breaking off spark plugs pulling out wires, turning every screw on the carberator, pulling out hoses, whatever.

draw a scary face on the bottom of the hood

Exterior:

Any damn thing in the gas tank.

get a belt sander and smooth down part of any of their tires, just a small amount, so it makes about a 4in wide flat spot. but not to far that its easy to see
They go over 30 and vibrate like hell annoying the fuck out of them

any kind of animal in the car

substance under the door handles

Its been said but candle in the oil pan drain hole is awesome.

small fireworks in the exhaust

co2 canisters in the exhaust quit a bit more destructive

prepped jb weld on any hinges

graffiti

draino or some other dilluted acid on the paint job, fades it overnight where it touches

shit load of random papers under the windshield wipers

fucked up bumper stickers

if you can get in the car-

so much shit you could do
that i dont feel like explaining
be creative


You're an idiot.

there are no wires that control a supercharger or turbo.

How are you going to turn the idle up? 90 percent of the cars aout there now are fuel injected.

I'm just gonna stop there.

[power player]

lol i saw how long that post was and just skipped it, but you could put oil on the windshield wipers and when they turn on the windshield will be hard as hell to see through

[Phoenix Fire]

lol i saw how long that post was and just skipped it, but you could put oil on the windshield wipers and when they turn on the windshield will be hard as hell to see through

I like my post how I like my dicks

wait that's not right

[numerator-91]

if you can pop the hood just remove an item, any item. odds are even if you have no idea what youve done, you'll still fuck it up

[Buddha]

The candle in the oil plug is a good idea. It could be messy to do though, and not real quick. Maybe you could shove a candle in the oil fill, though I'm not shure how much you could get in there.

I've always wonderd what a couple bags of rice in the radiator would look like, or maybe oatmeal.

[Stealth2184]

Pull a spark plug, replace the plug wire onto the plug, cut or remove fuel line under the hood and tape the two together. They will expect their car to start and it would only catch fire.
-OR-
Cut brake lines ( car must me manual transmission) and clamp/wire/weld or whatever the gas pedal to the brake. They will try and stop only to go faster and crash, lol. NOTE cut the E-brake cable as well.

[Phoenix Fire]

The candle in the oil plug is a good idea. It could be messy to do though, and not real quick. Maybe you could shove a candle in the oil fill, though I'm not shure how much you could get in there.

I've always wonderd what a couple bags of rice in the radiator would look like, or maybe oatmeal.

not how it works.
it makes it where the oil drains out after it gets hot and ***ts the candle.
so theyre in the car when it happens and they gotta pull over.
Ive used it to get people out into the open.

[The Gunslinger]

To Just Piss Sombody Off, Dump Paint Thinner Or Throw Bologna all over thier Car to ruin the paint job

[Buddha]

not how it works.
it makes it where the oil drains out after it gets hot and ***ts the candle.
so theyre in the car when it happens and they gotta pull over.
Ive used it to get people out into the open.

If you shoved some wax into the oil filler it would get hot and ***t to the bottom of the oil pan. Then when the go to start thecold engine the wax might plug the oil pickup tub/screen. If that happens the engine could blow up. That's what I was saying.

[a2thae]

^ or... not

yeah, don't do the jump thing if your a pussy. Odds are you'll piss your pants, and you'll just end up being scared instead of having fun doing it haha

[meat]

or you could just smash it with a hammer

[numerator-91]

you'd want a big ass motherfucking sledge hammer if your gonna do any substantial damage. otherwise your gonna get little dented holes all over the place, although if you made enough it would be pretty damn funny to look at.

[alp]

What about spray painting the windsheld.

[numerator-91]

that could be fairly easily cleaned off

[darkraven451]

another one is thermite


itl burn a whole right through the center of the car

its made with alaminum powder and iron oxide or alaminun oxide

RUST!!


check it out on youtube theres a great vidio there

[numerator-91]

aluminium .