Revenge pranks.... any ideas?

[social_terrorist08]

I'm currently looking for a cruel even brutal prank to play on my schools administration. They've fucked me over too many times and lied to me and shit, and can't deal with their own problems so they whine to the police cheif for the dumbest reasons. My specific target is the dean of students, who has taken a liking to following me around and trying to get me for absolutely anything. Any idea's on how to get revenge on this dumb dyke?

[Viva la Guevara]

piss in her coffee
no..no!!!
wait....
store some hash in her desk and call the police\
bitch go to jail
do you know were she lives???

[social_terrorist08]

I think I have an idea yes

[AssRot]

Make sure you have a WELL thought out plan before doing this. (i will help) put them in separate labled amount baggies to get him charged for intent of distribution. You SAW him put them in his desk. Put them in a place where he won't find them, like the back of a bottom drawer. Gosh... i am teh genius. Go for it.

[Viva la Guevara]

well
then
do things to her house
wait until shes gone
break her windows
spray paint her door
i mean if your looking or somthing clever
then thas a diffrent story
but if you really hate her set her house on fire

[superflysuperwhite]

stop being a dumbass and getting in trouble, thatsll show'em

[Viva la Guevara]

o yeah....stay OUT of trouble
your clearly a fun person....

[clyde.morris0217]

Well, if you decide to stash drugs in her desk, then I suggest finding some goody two shoes that is willing to report her. If you report her, then they might suspect that you placed them in her desk (being that they already assume you're always up to nothing good). Thing is, you may not be able to find some goody two shoes willing to report her.

[a2thae]

Well...How far are you willing to go with your revenge? Are you willing to do horrible deeds? Poison? Arson? Destruction of property? Assault? Murder? The real question I have is How much shit are you willing to face in the scenario that you get caught?

Poison is the most discreet, but a well planned Arson out of nowhere will have the cops scrambling trying to figure out who the fuck did it while in the mean time you leave the state/country.

(vv)

You could also blatantly fuck the guy up. Just hit him square in the jaw with a frasier hook, pounce on him, slip him a valium/roofie and he won't know what the fuck hit him.

I don't reccommend that one (^^) unless you want some SERIOUS satisfaction....and are going to be leaving the country right after that..

[Viva la Guevara]

get a cross on fire and dress as a ghost if shes black lol
um you could always do a shit load of minor things

[Whodododoman18]

find someone with aids or hepatitus c. and get a little bit of their blood. then sneak into her office. cut a tiny hole in the seat of her chair. dip a thumbtack in the blood. then put the thumbtack in the hole facing up. she sits down. and gets stabbed with aids or hep. its awesome

[crazyninjabitch]

ROFL ^^ that ones EPIC
how confused would u be if u got aids for no reason
plus shed be fucked for life
go for that one:P

[hunter2011]

thats an awsome idea, does he or she have a husband or wife, if he has a wife, sleep with her

[GREAT THIEF]

Aids NOR Hepatitis can stay alive that long without a living host.

[Phoenix Fire]

Aids NOR Hepatitis can stay alive that long without a living host.

yay for parasitic diseases..

torch the mother fuckers house
or use their school email adress to sign up for transexual 80yo+ scat porn
whichever

[GREAT THIEF]

thats disgusting...

[Viva la Guevara]

fuck up his car
break windows
slash tires
steal stereo
stab the seats
fecal paint job

[clyde.morris0217]

^Fecal paint job...Now that's the shit! (literally)

[numerator-91]

go for a psychological victory. fuck with their head and what not.

[a2thae]

go for a psychological victory. fuck with their head and what not.

Psychological victory by what means? By having them get "misfortunes" and telling them to back off if they want their luck to improve? Or along what lines.

The best way to fuck with someones head is to confuse them, and convince them you have a way out of their confused state. (religion does that shit all the time)

[numerator-91]

not exactly youwant them to become paranoid and such. do little things seem innocuous and harmless yet give the impression someone is fucking with them.

[social_terrorist08]

This has been very useful. Very colorful ideas guys thanks! haha

[imaguy]

lol, yeh fuck with her head, its great to watch their reaction.
or go for the stashing of the reefer in her draw, then get a friend who hasent been in trouble orisnt percieved to be a trouble maker (if u got a friend like that) get them to report her. make sure that you have a good story on how you found out about the drugs.
ans whatever you do, cover you tracks my friend very carefully. even down to leaving behind fingerprints. make sure nothing links you to what you plan is.

[69knight3]

fill their car air conditioner with chalk dust