help me?

[leepunkrockr]

so im at war with my cousin, chris.
he put his feet on my face while i was sleeping after walking barefoot in 711 wasted as fuck. what makes it worse is that i have a footphobia.
so i shaved his eyebrow when he passed out the next night.
and we're pretty much just at war now.

i need pranks. harmless pranks, like nothing thats gonna really hurt him, isnt just fuckin gross, and that is funny. hes the kind of guy that can laugh at himself.
so i need ideas before this weekend.

[filthylucre]

drinking piss is always funny. piss in something?

[leepunkrockr]

piss in a beer that hes about to take down a beer bong?
perhaps?

[filthylucre]

i say do it, or shit on his face when he sleeps. its disgusting and it will give him pink eye

[leepunkrockr]

well i mean i dont want to do anything too gross.
because he has a SUPER weak stomach,
and i HATE puke.

he doesnt sleep.
he has insamnia.
ive never seen him asleep.

[filthylucre]

damn! well then good luck. i dont have many harmless non disgusting pranks.

[leepunkrockr]

well i just blew an airhorn on my roommate when he was asleep on the couch in the living room...
that was like 5 minutes ago too..
lol..
harmless, non discusting..
haha

[AssRot]

Stick a hotdog through your pants zipper and rub it on his face while he's sleeping

[leepunkrockr]

Thats Fucking Brilliant!!!!
I Love It!

[leepunkrockr]

ughh
he has insamnia.
so he never sleeps.
he never even passes out when hes drunk..

[filthylucre]

what i did to my buddy once was that i hid his little yorkie dog thing and made him think it ran away. he started to cry and it was hilarious

[leepunkrockr]

its fucking hilarious.
i was sitting on it for a long time until he fell asleep again,
and i was just thinking to myself 'how funny would it be if it blew up on my ass?'

[Dr_gonzo33]

heres what you do next time you drink with him offer to grab him a beer and go into another room to get it and take the beer your going to give him and i think a bottle works best but a can could work too i guess, take the beer and hold a lighter under it so that black soot covers the bottom then when you hand him the beer (make sure he's kinda tanked so he doesnt ask many questions) then ask if he wants to play a game say it something liek it will see if you are more drunk than me or something like that than just have do everything you do liek take your finger and move it around and tell him to do the same thing your doing then if hes into it drag your finger across the bottom of your bottle then he will do the same except get that black soot all over it and the wipe your finger around your face so he gets the soot all over his face and looks liek a dumbass

[Viva la Guevara]

take his credit carde when hes sleeping and order a mailorder russain bride?
idk...that piss me off

[chickensgocluck]

What you have to do is get some napkins, some baby powder, and a few rubberbands/some glue/ something to hold the napkin together.

Now in the napkin put some powder in there, then fold the bitch up so its like... a little sac full of powder. Set it ontop of one of his ceiling fans in his house or something.

Next time that douche turns the ceiling fan on, gg@him.

[leepunkrockr]

i posted his cell phone number in a jonas brothers fan site as nick jonas's cell number. so hes been getting about 50 calls and txt messages a day...

[crazyassmetalhead]

my friend had something similar done to him, except i believe it was a gay dating site....

idk sharpie white power tatoos are always fun if he ever goes to sleep or passes out, put some random bumper stickers on his car if he drives... idk does he smoke?

[CHEETZzz]

Duct tape him to something


or if you don't get the chance to, then light him on fire.
Just squirt some lighter fluid on his back then light it lol

[chickensgocluck]

Get some masking tape and when hes sitting down, wrap it around his face several times.
When he puts his hand up to get it off, continue wrapping so his hands are stuck.

(yeah I stole this from that video)

[Warpurlgis]

When he falls asleep super glue something to his face like
a bottle
packing peanuts
glitter
nazi symbols
bird seed
idk w/e

[Wolfman2242]

well i mean i dont want to do anything too gross.
because he has a SUPER weak stomach,
and i HATE puke.

he doesnt sleep.
he has insamnia.
ive never seen him asleep.

insomnia sucks.... here's a good one, don't really know if it can be called a prank or not but... have someone distract him, then sneak up behind him with an electric razor. then at the last second before it touches his head, turn it on and shave a huge patch of hair off really fast. he'll never know what hit him :)

[claymore]

poison him with ex lax laxitive

[Warpurlgis]

no............

[col50]

While he's sleeping place a table on top of his head, grab an airhorn and you know the rest.

Or you could just slip some LSD into his drinks

or just draw on his face while he's sleeping.

[RAV]

Duct tape his tires or tie fishing line between two(should be of good strength) sounds like a flat tire or tire pop (respectively). If he does pass out, you said he did before, shave all his hair, put whipped cream on his hand and tickle his face, hand in warm water. Whatever.

[Warpurlgis]

never in my life have heard such noobish tomfoolery it may just work

[Purification_by_Fire]

i still like the idea of lighting him on fire... -- it wouldn't even hurt if you did it right..
just be like O.O and squirt him with lighter fluid or acetone or something of the sort and be like.. O.O LIGHTER and poof..

i've done that to some of my drunk friends before... it was half shit ammusing cuz he went around flailing his arms like an imbecile until i dumped water on him

[RAV]

rubbing alcohol does not burn at a high temperature so if you want to light him on fire, without causing damage, that would be your best bet.

[chaostheory89]

Sodium Iodide in one part of his toilet and Hydrogen Peroxide in the other.

Hide stink bombs all over the place.

vaseline on the toilet seat

gay porn on his bed room door

portable but strong speakers and Static X's Get to the Gone (also good as a wake up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIXSaXCSyc4&feature=related

marbles outside any door

a simple fucking slap to the face

loud gun fire RECORDING when they are distracted while holding a BB gun or something

slip some sleeping pills in to a drink and when he is asleep, wax his arms or legs or something

[Deetinator]

lol nice tags. leave a nice trail of (fake, obviously) blood going up to his room from the front door, the trail getting thicker along the way.

[Warpurlgis]

damn i forgot about this. Spray Axe body spray on his nuts. nuf said

[ramalamafafafa]

Post his details here. Or just punch him a heap.

[Warpurlgis]

why?.........

[ramalamafafafa]

Itd piss me off........

[noel]

allot of these pranks are really stupid not that they cant possibly work but that they aren't original. you need some fresh pranks like when hes asleep (however rare that may be) tie him to his bed with something like duct tape then in the morning you can torcher (<---no clue how to spell it) him all you want.:D

[numerator-91]

allot of these pranks are really stupid not that they cant possibly work but that they aren't original. you need some fresh pranks like when hes asleep (however rare that may be) tie him to his bed with something like duct tape then in the morning you can torcher (<---no clue how to spell it) him all you want.:D

i want someone to hold you down while i stomp on your throat

[ramalamafafafa]

i want someone to hold you down while i stomp on your throat

I volunteer to hold the fucker..........

[Warpurlgis]

i want someone to hold you down while i stomp on your throat

lol the originality of his ideas

[ramalamafafafa]

Yes, its always good to be creative in ones killing endevours.......

[Warpurlgis]

that kid is on my douche list

[ramalamafafafa]

You mean noel? Yeah, hes a dickface. Lets screwdriver-Fuck Him.......

[Warpurlgis]

fuck his mom