Need Revenge! Post here for ideas!!

[deathlord888]

bitch i made the best mother fucking thread in this forum

[GREAT THIEF]

wtf does that do ?

[Sionyx]

wtf does that do ?

The bleach would kill the grass, leaving a nice yellow patch on their lawn.
The salt will prevent the grass from re-growing and will spread to a larger area when it rains.

To the OP, use as much salt as you can as it will fuck them over for a long time. I haven't tested this out, so I am going with high values that have a good chance at fucking it over. If you just sprinkle just a pinch of salt, it will do sweet fuck all. I would suggest using about 1 cup of salt for every square meter (approx 9 square feet) if you want their lawn to become completely barren and have to be completely replaced (it's probably a little overkill, but w.e).

As for the bleach, i have no idea. Buy a jug and empty it all.

[Fry-Guy]

instead of killin it all write shit in it shit that would really piss you ex off and tell em if they fuck wit ya again the lawn was just minor for the pain you can bring

[numerator-91]

yes. lets confess to our our crimes

the best victory is psychological, so fuck with her head make threats that aren't obviously threats or even obvious at all, just make her feel paranoid and scared

[deathlord888]

i was thinking of writing something along the lines of "SLUT" so it would be there for a long time, and she cried for a week when some guy called her that so it would be perfect

[AssRot]

Your're making this way too complicated. Just spread a lot of it all over. But this is a crime, so...... idk maybe a fine or something

[a2thae]

I'd say pour the bleach in and make it say "BITCH" when she walks out the front door, and poor salt over it. Then you could do the skittles thing to the rest of the lawn where you color the lawn with shitloads of skittles.

[clyde.morris0217]

you could dig holes in the ground, and make it spell something...but that would be very time consuming

just throw shit on her porch, or her roof

[deathlord888]

what is the skittles thing

[a2thae]

what is the skittles thing

You put skittles all over the lawn. Then water em down. That colors the lawn the color of the skittles you put all over the place, makes it look like shit.

[clyde.morris0217]

You put skittles all over the lawn. Then water em down. That colors the lawn the color of the skittles you put all over the place, makes it look like shit.

does this work really good? if you drove passed the house would you see it? or do you have to be somewhat close? or does it all depend on the amount of water and skittles you use?

[CHEETZzz]

Skittles are fucking expensive for a candy, and it's a waste of deliciousness.... i'd rather use bleach/salt....

[Curkz]

Bleach in small doses or just mineral turps.

[Warpurlgis]

I f you wanna spend money you could get a load of sand dumped on her lawn when shes not home but thats stupid so do the bleach and salt thing

[Whodododoman18]

dude then while your at it, put s***t (fish guts heads and etc.) all over her house/car and everything. last time i checked it was only like $3 for i think a pound. stuff s***ls terrible and is nasty as hell to touch. u can get it at like any hunting/fishing store

[numerator-91]

did that twat seriously call it a "winder". you ought to be shot for murdering the english language

[Warpurlgis]

lol winder. Learn to spell I hate when people try to shorten words by a letter.

[ganzey]

Or instead there is something better you can do. Get about 5 buddies and someone with a pickup truck. then at about midnight go to her house and dig a gigantic friggin hole in her yard. put al the dirt it the truck and goo dump it on the side of the road somewhere.

[Zombie_Munky]

Or instead there is something better you can do. Get about 5 buddies and someone with a pickup truck. then at about midnight go to her house and dig a gigantic friggin hole in her yard. put al the dirt it the truck and goo dump it on the side of the road somewhere.

Well you could do this and instead of just dumping it on the side of the road somewhere. shovel it up against her front door. if you get enough up there then A: neighbors with probably laugh/gossip about it and B: it will be a bitch to remove again.

[bighit06]

I dunno if your still contemplating this but i work with sprinklers a lot and have wondered about the possibility of putting something like killzall inside the sprinkler lines so then every time she waters her lawn she will be killing it more and more. Could be very effective.

[Warpurlgis]

bleach and salt her lawn like posted before nuf said

[chaostheory89]

Sodium Iodide in the grass and Hydrogen Peroxide in the sprinkler system, can also be used in toilets, causes smoke and shit load of foam

[Warpurlgis]

i saw your post bout this

[claypho]

why dont you just break into her house when she's asleep and kill her, then rape her dead body

[claypho]

Me and my friend got ripped off buying weed. the bag was full of catnip. The kid was long gone and we didnt know much about him. I now know where he lives and where he goes to school. My plan was to beat the living shit out of him and take his money. any better ideas?

[Warpurlgis]

send a bunch of immigrant workers after him and say he has tacos.

Actually mental terrorizing sounds more fun. Do things everyday to his house and have ppl follow him

[col50]

lol. Why didn't you s***l the bag first? Anyways its better to fuck with them mentaly instead of phisicaly

[claypho]

he sold it to us on a sidewalk (now i know why) so it would look really suspicious to s***l a bag. its been almost 2 weeks now but i still want my money back

[51L3NC3]

wow that really phucking sux... i always enjoyed the mental terrorizing, but since you don't know much about this guy, then prying into it would be difficult... gimme a few to think this one over...

[Dak]

cover his lawn in catnip and set it ablaze.

[51L3NC3]

omg that would be amazing! the stray cats of america would congregate at his footstep lol

[RAV]

actually just put a shit load of catnip and/or cat food on his lawn. The irony of a hundred cats showing up at his house would be great, especially if that many showed up.
Find his locker and put a cat in it. If it dies... better.

[Warpurlgis]

no harming animals

[Warpurlgis]

b/c then you would be a psychopath and what you did would be very illegal and dumb

[RAV]

i really did not intend for him to kill a cat. Don't take things too literally.

[Warpurlgis]

ok i wasnt just saying

[51L3NC3]

ima do the catnip thing one day lol that would be a great sr prank for HS or college

[deathlord888]

well basically, i got her facebook password from her best friend. turn all her friends against her, so basically she has no friends lol.

o and me and her ex best friend are really good friends now so that just drives her nuts

[Warpurlgis]

lol thats great

[deathlord888]

ya so apparently she cries every night because she has no friends
and her bf wants to fight me now
i said ok he just never messaged me again
this is just to funny

[Warpurlgis]

lol i imagine

[Spokane]

Just pour gasoline on her yard to kill the grass might be cheaper than bleach or salt not sure just buy the cheap gas

[Xavier_Blackstone]

... and THEN set it a on fire, you'd be assured that her lawn would die :D

[Warpurlgis]

very assured

[numerator-91]

yay!!!! arson!!!

[GREAT THIEF]

just go spray weed killer all over somebodies lawn! the kind that DOES kill your grass.

[Deetinator]

If you have enough time, then whatever you kill her grass with, make the dead grass shaped into a giant dick and make a little stick figure of her drinking it down. Yum

[Warpurlgis]

uuummmm you put that effort in in

[a2thae]

yeah. That is just way too much fucking effort. Also, where the hell is gas cheap? Not here in the U.S. costs me like 100 dollars to fill a god damn tank of gas.

[GREAT THIEF]

dont NEED to use gas...

[Warpurlgis]

yea but theres still the effort

[MyDetention]

why does this have to be a lawn attack? XD
make it interesting, mess around with her a bit
i don't have any ideas, but i'm sure some other people could think of something...

[Warpurlgis]

that is why there is 5 previous pages

[Shadow fire]

maybe take a shit on her car

[deathlord888]

mod delete the above
and you should lock this and make a new thread because no one is getting the point haha

[Warpurlgis]

No I'm not deleting the post its the louied way to shit on something. And this thread will get somewhere eventually

[RAV]

why does everyone think taking a shit is a good idea. It never is.

[ItrustTylerDurden]

explode her mailbox

[numerator-91]

explode her mailbox

I already hate you.

[deathlord888]

if people would read this is done time ago
and fyi taking there email account, facebook, myspace and everything

is way more fun

[ItrustTylerDurden]

I already hate you.

it happens

[Warpurlgis]

he hates you cause it sucked balls

[ItrustTylerDurden]

like i said.
it happens

[Warpurlgis]

yea it does just dont write dumb shit like that or I'll delete your posts

[numerator-91]

the reason for my hate is the name "ITrustTylerDurden". i hate people that religiously love "fight club", you better not turn up in pyro with recipies for nitroglycerin

[Warpurlgis]

ll fight club is gay

[deathlord888]

i have never seen fight club lol
looked like a movie about a bunch of preps trying to be hardcore

[numerator-91]

it was okay until everyone started loving it to the point of chronic group masturbation

[Deetinator]

it was okay until everyone started loving it to the point of chronic group masturbation

hahahaha I haven't seen it but now I kinda want to:o

And also, thermite works for most any of her crap you wanna destroy.

[Warpurlgis]

but that wouldnt be fun

[mikeywoffle]

say there is a kid... a really annoying kid... who is pissing the hell out of me?

i live near him, he has an open house, nice lawn sweet letterbox... and im planning to sneak out at night with a couple of friends soon...


anyone got any idea's?

thanks

(PS: dont think im a random vandal because this kid has seriously earnt it, he NEEDS this.

[crazyassmetalhead]

wrong froum for this, try pranks............this will soon be moved i'm sure so whatever

[deathlord888]

there is already a stick on this

but put sulphur in the A/C

bleach and salt on the lawn

if you have time weld shut his door

my advice tho is fuck with this kid not his family

[numerator-91]

moved to pranks

[hydromonster]

i have tried this one
if u get powdered milk from the grocery store(i think its for babys or cooking but idk)
pour it on his lawn
the dew will turn it to milk and after a while(like wen everybody wakes up and notices their lawn has been rolled)it rots and goes bad so they have to clean all the toilet paper while their whole yard s***ls like spoiled milk

[hydromonster]

the dye comes off the skittles and dyes the grass whatever color the skittle was wen it rains or gets hot
u could always just roll her yard with toiletpaper but pour powdered milk all over the lawn so they have to clean up while it s***ls like shit everywhere

[BadKarma..]

i agree with deathlord 500%

fuck with him however you want.

avoid the house and property since it aint his- its his families. when you fuck that shit up whos paying for it/fixing it? not him. his parents/fam

[RedBarron]

i agree with deathlord 500%

fuck with him however you want.

avoid the house and property since it aint his- its his families. when you fuck that shit up whos paying for it/fixing it? not him. his parents/fam

hell yeah, agree 100%

[Warpurlgis]

ty numes for moving

[Pactum]

you can never put TOO MUCH bleach just pour the whole frekin' bottle.

another idea (still on the subject of bleach) make bleach balloons (mix water and bleach) and then throw a couple at her. HAHAHAHAHA

i know i'm evil

[Warpurlgis]

fucking evil.....

[anarchy saint]

dude wait for a rele hot ass day then break in her car and take a shit in the car

[kard]

transplant 3 special plant in the front of his/her house or at the back at night make an anonymus call to the cops that you saw many person enter his/her house since X time (or a street gang that he/she sell some special plant in their selling area) work pretty well in canada but you have to hate the person to kill him/her.

[Warpurlgis]

dude wait for a rele hot ass day then break in her car and take a shit in the car

The only thing I have to say is to not break the windows cause then your plan is fucked

[Raditude]

Someone just ate all of my Oreo Cookies. They also ate a big part of my chewy Chips Ahoy cookies a week ago. They left the empty packages laying there. I'm tired of people eating my food. I don't have money to pay for everyone else to eat. What do I do?

I'm thinkin maybe put a mousetrap in one of the packages, only problem is I think it'll snap inside the package. Anyone else got any suggestions?

[techtiger]

dont leave your cookies out!

[hydromonster]

you know those caps you put in cap guns?
well they make these little things that you can load a cap into and put it under something
and when someone picks it up it sets off the cap

just put those under your cookies so you will be alerted to when someone is stealing your cookies

[OhShitNigga]

Make up with her and get her pregnant and that will show her. And then falcon punch her in the cunt.

[saltene]

Or, instead of ruining her lawn (stiff fines man, and they suck! Trust me, I've been ratted out for that.) what you could do, and it's NOT illegal, is hide some dead fish somewhere near the house, or better yet, hide it under the house. Some people have their houses bricked over the foundations, and you can slip a package of fish through the vents. (This is how I got back at the rat.)

[Warpurlgis]

i like crackers

[Phoenix Fire]

Do you like waffles?

[saltene]

Dude, where the hell did the Cracker comment come from. If you say its from my name, watch it.

[Warpurlgis]

Le Cracker idk maybe...........

[saltene]

I'll tell you once. I am The Original Cracker: the Saltene Cracker. Don't like it, then shove it up your arse!

[Warpurlgis]

dude i dont care

[hydromonster]

haha or you could get powdered milk and disperse it around their yard (when the dew turns it into wet milk it will then go bad in the sun and s***l like sour milk)

[WhiteRhino90]

OKay, were to begin....first off i am what you would call a "stoner", i smoke weed just about everyday and have been for years. I had a really good friend well call X. X and me would hang out everyday and smoke weed. We went to mexico together and for a while i considered him my best freind. About 8 months ago my house was robbed. Broken into during school, they took a bong, 3 bubblers, 4 pipes, a huge bag of seeds, 2 plants, and about 200 pills of my moms medication which she desperately needs and if she dosen't get them gets sick ( zanex, vallium). The first person ic alled was X. I told him about it and asked him if he had anything to do with it ( i know he steals shit, i was stupid for hanging out with him in the first place). His response to my question was cussing me out and calling me names for being a supposed bad freind for even suspecting him.I had my suspicions but no proof. I hung up. Fast forward a couple months. He fronted me some goods (hes not a full time dealer just a idiot). After that ( couple days) he spent the night. Woke up, eat breakfast, and what do u know 150$ missing from my room. He also had my ipod ( left it at his house earlier). Well he was on vacation for 2 weeks and so i decided to beat the shit out of him, take my ipod back and show the little fuck whats up. I planned to meet him somewhere where id give him the money for the goods he fronted me and he would return my ipod. A huge mistake i made was telling people of my plans. SOmeone sang like a canary and he caught wind of my plans. He brought two freinds with him. I tried to beat the shit out of him but 3 against one aint good odds. A scrapped knee and busted lip were the only spoils of war to be had that day. So as u can imagine me and him hate each other. Somehow his dad found out, i split his eyebrow open in the little scap apparently and called me. I told him of the situation and he felt terrrible. He came to my house one day randomly with the money his son had stole minus the fronting, and my ipod. The ipod was broken, apparently when forced to hand over the ipod he smashed the back of it six times against a desk and then BRAGGED ABOUT IT AT SCHOOL. What a man.... Anyway so i found out he was behind the robbery too!!! ( through the grapevine and others who hate him too) I am confident in my sources. So back when we were freinds he broke into my house stole all my valuables and MEDICATION FROM MY OWN MOTHER WHICH HE THEN SOLD. I have honestly never met a more terrible, greedy, backstabbing person in my entire life. He must pay. I have untill now said"....there is justice in this world....karma if u will....it will catch up to him.." But once i have found out about the robbery i have changed my mind. Vengeance must be dished out in order for society to move on and progress. I need ideas, how do i get this motherfucker back......

[BlindPedestrian]

Shit in his pool... or maybe it's too late in the year for that.

Next summer, around memorial day, shit in his pool.

[simplemind]

change of address kit,from post office,forward her mail to calcutta.Very subtle and devious.Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.

[pyro_davey]

dude just write dont fuck with me or i wont regret wuts gona happen next in here lawn and if u have a key to her car take a small/mediume size glass jar fill with bleach and ammonia and leave it in the cup holder in her back set early in the mournin if she fucks with you again

[Warpurlgis]

dude just write dont fuck with me or i wont regret wuts gona happen next in here lawn and if u have a key to her car take a small/mediume size glass jar fill with bleach and ammonia and leave it in the cup holder in her back set early in the mournin if she fucks with you again

Thanks for being one of the dumbest motherfuckers to post in a while. Write things that wouldn't leave a trail back to you like random shit such as CUNT or PENIS

[saltene]

dude just write dont fuck with me or i wont regret wuts gona happen next in here lawn and if u have a key to her car take a small/mediume size glass jar fill with bleach and ammonia and leave it in the cup holder in her back set early in the mournin if she fucks with you again

You Dumb Shit. If he wrote somthing that would trace it back to him, he would have a tresspassing charge, a malicious mischif and destruckion of property ontop of vandalisem. What you do is make a trace to some other poor dumb shit (like you for instance) and get the other fuck with it. 2 birds, 1 stone.

[Warpurlgis]

post dumb shit again pyro i dare you

[saltene]

Ok, one I waz talking about pyro davy there. two

DUMB SHIT!!!!!
HA!

[Warpurlgis]

i was talking to pyro you know?

[DoG MikkyW]

Ok, one I waz talking about pyro davy there. two

DUMB SHIT!!!!!
HA!

Wow, you insulted someone who was on your side, not realizing by pyro he meant pyro davey. Let the bitch-fest begin.

[Warpurlgis]

hahahaha he also insulted the mod lolz

[Cake]

say there is a kid... a really annoying kid... who is pissing the hell out of me?

i live near him, he has an open house, nice lawn sweet letterbox... and im planning to sneak out at night with a couple of friends soon...


anyone got any idea's?

thanks

(PS: dont think im a random vandal because this kid has seriously earnt it, he NEEDS this.

You need to get some nasty road kill (older the better, just not TOO old), then stick it in their mailbox.do it on a saturday night to give it time to settle in before they notice it.

[Cake]

OKay, were to begin....first off i am what you would call a "stoner", i smoke weed just about everyday and have been for years. I had a really good friend well call X. X and me would hang out everyday and smoke weed. We went to mexico together and for a while i considered him my best freind. About 8 months ago my house was robbed. Broken into during school, they took a bong, 3 bubblers, 4 pipes, a huge bag of seeds, 2 plants, and about 200 pills of my moms medication which she desperately needs and if she dosen't get them gets sick ( zanex, vallium). The first person ic alled was X. I told him about it and asked him if he had anything to do with it ( i know he steals shit, i was stupid for hanging out with him in the first place). His response to my question was cussing me out and calling me names for being a supposed bad freind for even suspecting him.I had my suspicions but no proof. I hung up. Fast forward a couple months. He fronted me some goods (hes not a full time dealer just a idiot). After that ( couple days) he spent the night. Woke up, eat breakfast, and what do u know 150$ missing from my room. He also had my ipod ( left it at his house earlier). Well he was on vacation for 2 weeks and so i decided to beat the shit out of him, take my ipod back and show the little fuck whats up. I planned to meet him somewhere where id give him the money for the goods he fronted me and he would return my ipod. A huge mistake i made was telling people of my plans. SOmeone sang like a canary and he caught wind of my plans. He brought two freinds with him. I tried to beat the shit out of him but 3 against one aint good odds. A scrapped knee and busted lip were the only spoils of war to be had that day. So as u can imagine me and him hate each other. Somehow his dad found out, i split his eyebrow open in the little scap apparently and called me. I told him of the situation and he felt terrrible. He came to my house one day randomly with the money his son had stole minus the fronting, and my ipod. The ipod was broken, apparently when forced to hand over the ipod he smashed the back of it six times against a desk and then BRAGGED ABOUT IT AT SCHOOL. What a man.... Anyway so i found out he was behind the robbery too!!! ( through the grapevine and others who hate him too) I am confident in my sources. So back when we were freinds he broke into my house stole all my valuables and MEDICATION FROM MY OWN MOTHER WHICH HE THEN SOLD. I have honestly never met a more terrible, greedy, backstabbing person in my entire life. He must pay. I have untill now said"....there is justice in this world....karma if u will....it will catch up to him.." But once i have found out about the robbery i have changed my mind. Vengeance must be dished out in order for society to move on and progress. I need ideas, how do i get this motherfucker back......

Kill the fucker. shoot him in his dick

[skullcandy]

put some weed in his mailbox and then call the cops.

[Warpurlgis]

rofl........

[Sg.Bildo]

If you can earn his trust back, after you do that convince him to do something dumb like rob a store and he will be fucked, even if you can't earn his trust back, at least get him drunk and have him drive. If you make sure he get's caught he has to pay a $50 a month fee for supervision on probation, he will have to pay $660 for classes that he has to pay if he ever wants to get his license back or get off probation, and if he takes ARD which anyone that is somewhat intelligent would he will probably have to go to counseling and pay for that too, after he gets on ARD get him caught with drugs and he will be kicked off it, so after that the DUI stays on his criminal record for the rest of his life and he wasted his money he used on the counseling for ARD.. Don't stop there though, there is no way he'd have any idea you set him up for the dui. After that try to get him to rob a store or something, or get him drunk and convince him to burn an abandoned building or something to get him arrested for grand arson.

You can also just break into his house and take everything of value. I doubt your going to want to do that though sinced his dad was nice.

[soa1987]

jus cover her house wit paintballs.....

[skullcandy]

Plant some pot seeds in his mailbox, then call the cops on his lieing ass.

[Shotgun]

If the girl is living with a boyfriend, get gay magazine or internet sites and sign him up for free stuff. have it sent to the house, his work, parents house or whereever. same thing would work for the guy who hijackeked the thread with his friend that stole his money, pills etc. He could then start a rumor at school, work etc. about the guy. Of course this only works if they are straight.:rolleyes:

[Shotgun]

Get a couple of bars of hersey dark chocolate. remove the wrapping carefully. replace the chocolate with ex-lax...then leave them in the same place as where the cookies were taken. this should stop the problem.:eek:

[Shotgun]

I had a boss that was a pain in the ass, so I got a bunch of us to go to a titty bar. I paid the girls to rub perfume in his beard and on his clothes after he had a couple of drinks. it almost resulted in divorce. of course this only works if he is married or has a girlfriend.:cool:

[Warpurlgis]

yea ............

[therebelsoldier]

you could do a bunch of little things, like that grass thing you came up with and:
1) Blow up her mailbox, simple easy, entertaining.
2) Piss in her car, this will s***l forever.
3) Burn the word whore or slut on her front lawn, for all the neighborhood to see.
4) Paintball. ( no explanation needed )
5) Slash her tires.

just easy shit like that, it all builds up as she falls down. fuck them bitches haha.

[lxMoNsteRxl]

you could do a bunch of little things, like that grass thing you came up with and:
1) Blow up her mailbox, simple easy, entertaining.
2) Piss in her car, this will s***l forever.
3) Burn the word whore or slut on her front lawn, for all the neighborhood to see.
4) Paintball. ( no explanation needed )
5) Slash her tires.

just easy shit like that, it all builds up as she falls down. fuck them bitches haha.

You really have no idea how much that slanders the sport of Paintball when people do that kind of stuff.

[xxxzz]

hey, im a noob to anarchist cookbook and this is my first thread. anyways i have 1 total bitch of a teacher that needs to be shot. im not gonna shoot her obviously (i dont have a gun, damn) but i need a prank to get back at that bitch. shes a liar, suspends me and others for practically no reason and SHE IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST WHORE. any good ideas

[Worthless]

Well, you could find out where she lives, put a bag of dogshit in front of her door, ignite the bag of dogshit, ring the bell, and run away.

She discovers the burning bag, and she tries to step on it to put out the fire.
Lols.

[xxxzz]

hmmm. not dat original. good but kinda outdated. cant really be fucked going to her house to do dat.

[Worthless]

Haha, i Know..

Then do something at school? Like, writing "***** ARE A FUCKING WHORE!" in big letters at the chalkboard ;P
Would give me the lols :P

[xxxzz]

i dont know, im assuming they do in american schools, but in all of our classes here in the great big island they call australia, barely any schools have chalkboards. we have whiteboards, but dats beside the point. the only way i could do that is in class and ill get caught. and at recess and lunch the teachers the last 1 out and the lock all the doors. my only option would be to go upstairs in the office and write it in the main meeting room. could be risky though.

[Worthless]

Ouch, Australia? The schools there must be hell xD
Well, it's up to you if you want to risk it :P (But isn't the risk what makes it a lot more funnier?)

Oh, some punks at my school (I'm Norwegian BTW) did a prank:
Stench-bomb, or whatever. I believe it's against the forum rules to post the ingredients
here, so if you're interested in making one, i suggest the forums that discuss that kind of business :P

[xxxzz]

u know the worst part. i had permission to bring in thermite for a science experiment (thats what i said but i really just wanted to ***t some stuff). the fat arse dep principle took it of me, suspended for 1 week and sent a fucking anti terrorosm/bomb squad to my house. finally got it back off the dummass police after 30mins of questioning after being told to come pick it up from the police station because IT WASNT AND ISNT ILLEGAAL. fucking police, youd think they know the law.

[Worthless]

Jesus, sending a AT-group to your house?? Sounds really fucked up, if you ask me :S

Want to live in a *****g country, where the police don't carry guns and shit? Come over here, mate.

[xxxzz]

i wish. an A-T group was too far. they wanted to see if i was mentally unstable so they checked all my shit. lucky they didnt see my 3 homemade crossbows. phew. well they arent too dangerous. they just fire rocks and small stuff

[tunerkid18]

smear gorilla glue all over her shit. apply some on a sheet of paper and print it. or have a bunch of rednecks spit their dip spit in 1 bottle and dump under her desk

[Warpurlgis]

smear gorilla glue all over her shit. apply some on a sheet of paper and print it. or have a bunch of rednecks spit their dip spit in 1 bottle and dump under her desk

take my ideas again fag i dare you

[Lockdown]

Get a screwdriver and a lockpick set. Very cheap. Come to school early, if her door is unlocked, then no need for the lock pick set. Then take your screw driver and unscrew the bolts and screws holding it up so when she sits she falls on her ass.

That should provide plenty of lulz.

-Lockdown

[Lockdown]

Get a brown paper bag, and put shit in it, then light the bag on fire, ring the bell and run.

[Spirit of Diablo]

Extract some nicotine from tobacco, concentrate it, put it in a bottle, and add a drop to her coffee (not too much, it's pretty strong stuff). That'll give her a nice, mild nicotine overdose. Not too dangerous, but enough to make her spend a few days on the toilet shitting her guts out.

[Xavier_Blackstone]

ik ik so follow her home wait for her to fall asleep and rape her...and then kill her...that would give me....as you noobs say "lols"

[xxxzz]

sounds like a plan. now all to do is get my hands on some gorilla glue

[pyro_davey]

ok heres what you do take a thermite bomb and put it ontop of the engine lock of her car and then sett it off but do it at night so shes asleep and when she see her car fucked up she will freak out

[xxxzz]

hmm im not looking to go thaat far

[pyro_davey]

why not itl work and be cheap to do

[Worthless]

Lol, thermite will make such a bright light that the entire neighbourhood will wake up, and prolly call the police (Cuz they think it's terrorists.)

[Tysnatch]

hey, here is a great prank i did in 8th grade: sneak into school at like 10, and rubber cement the door to her room shut. or find out where she lives and do it to her doors/windows =)

[Warpurlgis]

Ohh damn where did his posts go????

[Veddek]

...barely any schools have chalkboards.

Well all the NSW schools I went to had both, but mostly chalkboards. :eek:

Writing "<insert name> is a whore!" doesn't sound particularly insulting or clever.

What you need is some poison (NO, not the killing type, I mean like those plants that upset your stomach, etc)

<From Wikipedia>
Tomato (Solanum lycopersicum) Foliage and vines contain alkaloid poisons which cause digestive upset and nervous excitement.

Mash some of that up, add some water, and see if you can slip it in her coffee or something.

Cheers

[GoatCheck]

Write an anonymous letter to the principal saying that this kid has being saying perverted things to you (like sexual things) and then he would be called down and confronted about it. Everyone would think he was a pervert.. but he would be freaked out because he would have no idea where this came from (as he's a stoner)

Just do it, get your revenge if you have to, and move on.


But I'll give you, and everyone some advice:
The best way to get back at people if they are pissing you off or giving you shit, is to pretend like you don't give a damn. If they put shit on something of yours for example, just be like "man, I thought that was sad. you have to be pretty messed up to play with your own shit.."

In this case, Subtle (ie: do it without him knowing it's you, creeps him out more he doesn't know why all this random shit is happening to him) things are much more effective and rewarding.

The key it to tell no one.. Except for all of us.

[GoatCheck]

sorry for the double post, but that's not cool man.
Idk if you realize how harmful that is, but, I know people who have breathed just a single whif of that, and have had SEVERE breathing problems ever since. That's called violence/abuse and just not cool man.
just dont be a dumbfuck

[Warpurlgis]

double posts are ok as long as its not spamming

[Warpurlgis]

how bout psychologically fuck with her

[charlee]

i believe i can sum this up with 2 good words. paintball gun.
i dont know about where you live, but up here in michigan, my school is on one road, meaning that either way that you leave the school to go home there is wood cover.
so basically post up, have some frozen paintballs, if you can do it by a stop sign, aim, fire. were some camo and shit so she cant see ur face. then run like hell.

this is both fun, good revenge, and if shes a big bitch like you say, they wont know who to expect.

[ReconWaffles]

Sorry this may be kinda old but..........:D

Search your local park for some shit any kind will due dog, cat, horse, bear, you name it!

Take your new found shit home (IMPORTANT: MAKE SURE TO TAKE PICTURE DOCUMENTATION OF EVERYTHING;)) and let it dry for a few days.

Get out you rolling paper and roll a combo between 75%shit and 25%actuall weed.Perfect, dont forget to take pictures.

the kid that sold catnip weed, invite him to your place for a friendly joint.
Get Him soooooo stoned.Now Take out your shit joint and sneak the real one out. Now sit back and watch.Make a couple dozen let him smoke it all. MAke sure you take your pictures.

Wait a few days and mail,email or put in his locker the pictures of your process. From Shit at the park to joint in his mouth, it is a guaranteed vomit.

Cat shit would be ironic but cheers mate and good luck if i got this to you in time to get him back.

[Warpurlgis]

ooooo ok.........

[Grimble Grumble]

i wish. An a-t group was too far. They wanted to see if i was mentally unstable so they checked all my shit. Lucky they didnt see my 3 homemade crossbows. Phew. Well they arent too dangerous. They just fire rocks and small stuff

Big brother has you!

[oros]

If you're going to pour stuff over her, then use some acid :)
Get some HCl and pour it over her lawn, or perhaps somewhere else depending on how evil she has been.

[TheRevolutionBegins]

Put a chlorine bomb, or an dry ice bomb in her mail box. this will ripp off the mail box. By the way it makes an hell of noise...

[xxxzz]

may try when school holidays end, cause im probly moving from that fucking piece of shit they call a school

[Red Rebel]

Trow some dead rats or small animals on her roof, or some place where it would be hard to get them.

[Warpurlgis]

road killing a roof. i love that one

[Garret722]

When you pore the mixture on there u should write something with it.
like bitch or whore or something

[Warpurlgis]

umm how bout just skittle the yard

[hellknight]

ok this is a bit hard to do.make with an expensive digging tool a BFH (big fucking hole) in her loan and fill it with s***t or,if you find from a butcher,other animal organs.then cover it so it as much not-obvious as it can.i tried it with a friend of mine (although a smaller hole)....yeah i got a black eye but don't mind that :D :P

[Dr Evil]

I need help

My neighbours have screwed me over alot:

Had my house raided for weed

Had it raided for fire arms

Now... After the first raid someone slashed there car tyres, they now put there car in a garage

I poured bleach over there washing line and was seen on CCTV :mad:

Now i need to do something big time, we live in a flat and the whole block has got CCTV installed, and it works as i found out. They obviously don't have a garden and i can't get to there front door in less i wear a balaclava :mad:

What can i do? Any ideas?

[skullcandy]

during the night while wearing all black and a ski mask plant some cat nip in their front yard and let loose some wild cats. Seriously, the cats get high and start doing it right in front of the door.

[Warpurlgis]

I have a stickied thread for this. If its named revenge its gonna be fused with it

[Tpp4]

take long drying epoxy and soak pantyhose in it
then wrap it around their tires where it meets the ground, make sure you get a good seal
let it dry overnight and in the morning the car is not going to move
they will have to cut the tires off the car and have the car towed to a garage to have new tires put on
fun easy and it works

[Iceberg420]

anyone wanna have some fun? Give this # to everyone you know!! Start calling all the time!! 4807032366.

[Iceberg420]

or fill her trash can full of water and lean it against her front door....ring the bell and laugh all the way to the cleaners....carpet cleaners that is

[Warpurlgis]

i dont why cant you put something fun in trash can water tis to plain

[666camaro420]

get alot of those canned fish and put em in a glass bottle. throw a few eggs and other assorted foods. let it sit for a month or two and use it molotov style

[Warpurlgis]

what is it with you and fish

[cstrikehero]

ok so my ex lit a bag of dog crap on my door step... she did it wrong idk how u could mess it up... but any way, i was thinking of pouring a bleach and salt mixture all over her lawn, any ideas about this,

and how much salt to bleach should i use

does she live at home? because if not that wouldnt really piss her off. more the home owner.. you need something to piss HER off. lemme think for a while and ill come up wit somethin

[deathlord888]

lol this was 1/2 a year ago, i just hacked her accounts and turned her best friend against her, now me and her old "bff" are tight, no biggie

[666camaro420]

during the night while wearing all black and a ski mask plant some cat nip in their front yard and let loose some wild cats. Seriously, the cats get high and start doing it right in front of the door.
catnip doesnt exactly work like that. ts not a spanish fly for cats. it just makes em crazy

[Warpurlgis]

lol finally a response to the thread. Btw for everyone posting here theres like 4 threads in this one

[dman_rox]

just be nice to her i mean i am 14 but she is just expirementing with other guys and if u play ard to get and dont talk to her shell feel guilty

[Warpurlgis]

omg stfu you lil cock eater

[roxso023]

what is the skittles thing
with the skittles if you mix skittles with bleach it turns the bleach the color of the skittles making a cheap toxic and deadly dye... have fun

[420juggalo420]

I say you get some paint and put it in like 10 water baloons and throw them at her house lol!

[pyro_davey]

with the skittles if you mix skittles with bleach it turns the bleach the color of the skittles making a cheap toxic and deadly dye... have fun

that sounds cool but why not just spray paint her home and throw a brick at her windsheild

[evil pirate]

some dumb fuck stoled my bike and set it on fire -_-

i know ho did it and i woul really like to kill him:mad:. it was a 950 euro bike!(that's somthing like 1200 dollars)
what should i do to him?

ps: sorry if my english is bad, im form the netherlands

[Phoenix Fire]

Ever try calling the fuzz?
You know..
Bring the fuck to court and get some cash?

Dumb ass.

[evil pirate]

i cant proof them it was him. that's the problem
and its not that easy in the netherlands to sue someone.

[Phoenix Fire]

Netherlands?
Can't you just quit being a bitch and smoke some weed?

Or fuck.. smoke some then go kill him with a giant viking axe.

[420juggalo420]

dude, if i was you, ide get some homies, like 3-4 and find him one day or somethen and just go jump him and take everything in his pockets, and be for i did that i would paintball his house hella, lol or fuck his mom lol i bet that would scar him for life!

[Raist]

Here's what you do. Go with 420's plan of mugging him. Take everything of his that can't be proven is his. Cash, rings, anything.

Repeat. When you get 900 Euros out of him you quit. Or you just wait til he bitches out and moves or something.

[hatecrew]

As much as that sucks, I i kind of know how you feel. i thought someone stole my bike and i got fucking enraged. It's probably smarter not to get involved, or at least wait so that the guy might not suspect it's you. Otherwise you're going to be starting a war.

[evil pirate]

that´s some good advise,
but i still want to let him know i dont like his kind of humor
i need a good prank to ged him back realy hard

[hatecrew]

Well, it all depends on how you are associated with this guy. How well do you know him? I'm assuming you know where each other live. off the top of my head, i would do some regular old fashioned T.P.ing but punch it up a knotch or ten. pour paint thinner on his car, eggs are always good, fill spray guns up with paint and decorate his house, slash his tires, whatever you can come up with. If he still lives with his parents or something (I don't know how old you guys are) you might want to do something a little more discreet and personal. Be creative. I could come up with more stuff.

[Phoenix Fire]

Please notice the the above morons are banned from half the site for idiocy.

Just blackmail him, you know, reimburse me or I'll eat out your mom.

Or hold his dog for ransom.

[Warpurlgis]

ubghndrighildbhjkghghjklghjgklh

Does anyone read rules. Honestly Phoenix was the only who posted something smart.. Wtf is that shit?!?!?!?!?!

Hahahahaha he stoled yourr bike!!

Beat the shit out of him... and if you can't well then get some friends.

[twenglish1]

do the same fucking thing to his bike, then when he gets a new one do it again, and possibly a third time if your still pissed

[a2thae]

]
Beat the shit out of him

best idea yet.

Fuck with the person psychologically...drive him crazy. Make him think you're not above killing him for his bike.

Or just beat the shit out of the dude.

[twenglish1]

i second(or third?) beating the shit out of him and messing with him psychologically

[666camaro420]

i would just go an eye for an eye tooth for a tooth. light his bike on fire. if he doesnt have a nice bike damage an equivelant object of his

[twenglish1]

i just said that

[Phoenix Fire]

Funny, seeing as camaro dude just posted about people saying the same shit.

[666camaro420]

yeah but you kinda went two eyes for an eye. i wasnt saying do it over and over again.

[Phoenix Fire]

Right...

CHRIST STICK.
oh wait.

Antique stapler.

[666camaro420]

i like the psycological approach. mess with his bike. like move it around his yard/porch whatever. or paint his wheels. steal another bike and put it in the place the original bike was at.

[420juggalo420]

If you dont wanna fuck him up or anything, steal it back? One day like when its like realy late at night go garage shopen in his garage.

[Phoenix Fire]

That made no sense...

Please fuck off.

[420juggalo420]

Y? its prety simple, just go into his garage when its like 2 or later at night n break into his garage and look for the bike or anything that you might want.

[evil pirate]

well he is like 16 years? and i am 17 and i live in a apartment with my roommate.
he still live's with his parrants, and i dont know him that well.

[hatecrew]

ubghndrighildbhjkghghjklghjgklh

Does anyone read rules. Honestly Phoenix was the only who posted something smart.. Wtf is that shit?!?!?!?!?!

Hahahahaha he stoled yourr bike!!

Beat the shit out of him... and if you can't well then get some friends.
I really want to know why what i said is any stupider than what you just said. Most people have said to beat the guy up and you just reinforced that idea. Did you read the rules? Nobody has done anything that violated them yet.

[a2thae]

...in case you didn't notice he wrote many of the rules and is the moderator of this forum dipshit.

Also you are an idiot.

[666camaro420]

Pwn!!! .

[hatecrew]

...in case you didn't notice he wrote many of the rules and is the moderator of this forum dipshit.

Also you are an idiot.
Yeah, I did notice. No one broke any rules either.

[glaser06]

If you live in a major city or near the ocean here's a good (and cheap!) one:

go to wal-mart
purchase 5-7 bags of rice ($10)
sprinkle all over the victim's car.
wait for the morning seagulls/pigeons to find the rice (and shit all over the car)

[winner82]

If I were you i would get a bunch of male hookers to tie him up and "do what they please with him" or just go tell Michael Jackson there's some fresh meat for him. :D

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

Take a dump on his porch.

[evil pirate]

If I were you i would get a bunch of male hookers to tie him up and "do what they please with him" or just go tell Michael Jackson there's some fresh meat for him. :Dhaha good one XD

[semperfi556]

Ok. Someone's going to call me a redneck or something for this one but it works and it's really nasty. It's called a leaner, I've seen it happen at college dorms a lot to douches that we hate. First off, you have to dip, or chew, as in Skoal or Red Man, take a large containter and slowly fill it day by day, by spitting in it. After the thing is almost full of dip spit cut the top off and late at night lean it up against their door (only works with doors that open inward), it will fall over and spill everywhere. This shit s***ls nasty as all hell and will ruin any carpet it falls on. Do it if you want, I think its hilarious.

[Warpurlgis]

why do i always get the retarded people posting in here?

[estaciondebomba1]

use nair in her shampoo if u can

[Warpurlgis]

How bout not nair takes about 7 minutes to actually work and people usually dont have shampoo in for 7 minutes.

[WeirdD]

superglue every picture you have of her and you and her to her driveway when she isnt home one night, do her house windows too.

then do some donuts on her front lawn

[gheox]

hey man if she has a car and u can find a way to pop the hood poor some bleach in her oil and that s it !! a dead engine

[Warpurlgis]

wow thats really original

[Foshiznay]

Cover her entire lawn with silverware.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

yesss, that would only cost you a few thousand easily traceable dollars, as opposed to bleach or skittles or salt.

Plus, you would only be giving him several thousand dollars in silverware.

[Warpurlgis]

I'm so glad some people know shitty pranks when they see them... I hope you continue to discourage people from posting Nebuchadnezzar it saves me headaches

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I'll look into it. :D

[WeirdD]

lol i like extravagant pranks :D

if you have any old dishwashers / stoves / dryers you could ***t them on her lawn using thermite, that might be fun, or ***t them at the front of her driveway using thermite

think of something crazy

[MissTruant]

lol i like extravagant pranks :D

if you have any old dishwashers / stoves / dryers you could ***t them on her lawn using thermite, that might be fun, or ***t them at the front of her driveway using thermite

think of something crazy

LMFAO. A ***ted dishwasher/stove/dryer on my front lawn would put me in such a state of shock I think I'd piss my pants. Then laugh. Does that really work?

[WeirdD]

does what really work?
***ting it?

[twenglish1]

thermite will ***t through just about anything

[Nebuchadnezzar]

that's the thing though, it'll ***t directly through.... unless you have a fuckload of thermite it won't be very dramatic.

[twenglish1]

don't forget the shitload of molten iron that is splattered everywhere from the thermite burning

[Nebuchadnezzar]

that too.

limit

[WeirdD]

id still like to do it one day :D

[GaMeRbOt]

Blast the door off her house.

[testtubebaby]

holy shit just kill her. or if thats too extreme. kill her emotionally. idc who u are but if ur a girl, getting called any type of simple name will hurt. fat slut whore ugly rug muncher. its really premature but just write it on her board everyday and than just one day stop, and when she wonders why just have Hello Fat Ass spray painted on her desk. shell be looking at her ass and crying in her mirror at home for the rest of the school year, or intill someone taps that and tells her it was great. lol

[RuthlessMan]

holy shit just kill her. or if thats too extreme. kill her emotionally. idc who u are but if ur a girl, getting called any type of simple name will hurt. fat slut whore ugly rug muncher. its really premature but just write it on her board everyday and than just one day stop, and when she wonders why just have Hello Fat Ass spray painted on her desk. shell be looking at her ass and crying in her mirror at home for the rest of the school year, or intill someone taps that and tells her it was great. lol

You are an idiot.

[Arpeggiate]

lol, so many good things to do...

get a can of spraypaint, and spray on her car wind shield for someting small

or, if you want to go psycological, find a time when she wont be home for maybe a couple hours, then nail nails into her door in the shape of something, like the anarchy sign.

or just do little things, when you get a test, say u didnt and get an extra one. write no one likes you all voer he 2nd one and turn them both in.

burn char marks into her driveway? idk these are all of the top of my head

[highfrye420]

lol i thought you couldnt post on a thread after 4 weeks of it getting no posts?
but anyways i would fuck the shit out of that bitch since she a whore, get sum friends and run a train on her.. also get it on tape and black mail her so u cant get suspended and you can pass the class with straight A.
You will own that bitch for as long as she is a teacher!

[MissTruant]

lol i thought you couldnt post on a thread after 4 weeks of it getting no posts?
but anyways i would fuck the shit out of that bitch since she a whore, get sum friends and run a train on her.. also get it on tape and black mail her so u cant get suspended and you can pass the class with straight A.
You will own that bitch for as long as she is a teacher!

Oh hey, good one junior!
Someone is definately using their head!!!

[Cake]

Kick her in the cooter..............lol

[testtubebaby]

You are an idiot.


and you are a doo doo head

[Warpurlgis]

lol i thought you couldnt post on a thread after 4 weeks of it getting no posts?
but anyways i would fuck the shit out of that bitch since she a whore, get sum friends and run a train on her.. also get it on tape and black mail her so u cant get suspended and you can pass the class with straight A.
You will own that bitch for as long as she is a teacher!

Its my thread bitch shutup and read the rules fuck tard nemo

[Arpeggiate]

it was still on first page so i think it was good to post...anyway it was like my first post here im still figuring these forums out

[WeirdD]

^-- fire a door out of a cannon AT her house

[Warpurlgis]

ughhhhhhhhhhh

[anarchistpunk465]

ok heres what you do, dont worrie about bleach if you want get a wheel barrell and fill it with gas not to much and get some tiolet paper rolls stick the whole roll in the wheel barrell let it soak over night then who ever you going to do this to has a drive way or a brick wall somewhere put lay out the rolls to say bitch or cocksucker or somthing then light it on fire and it will burn into the drive way or brick wall and stay there for a long time its a very fun prank, be careful with the fire, an arisen charge is a bitch if you burn down someones house

[james9880]

buy a few pounds of potassium nitrate, mix it with sugar and you have a lawn busting smokebomb.

[Warpurlgis]

or couple bottles of bleach and some rock salt and you got less danger and more effectiveness

[anarchistpunk465]

fuck less dangerous! anarchy is what this sites about isnt it?! on second thought forget the wheel barrow. brake into her car (if she has one.) with a slim Jim. take it to some abandoned area and stick a rag into the gas tank light it on fire and and run like hell. make that bitch pay for what shit did man

[WeirdD]

youre a fucking idiot and you have some unresolved issues
please advance token to your nearest psychologist, do not pass go and do not collect 200 dollars.

[marcraft]

if its a him , and he parties. have some friends of yours help getting him totally smashed at a party. when he passes out drag his body somewhere secluded, feed his a few tablespoons of saltpeter. he wont be able to get an erection for weeks, he wont get horny either. imagine what thatl make him think lol.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

fuck less dangerous! anarchy is what this sites about isnt it?! on second thought forget the wheel barrow. brake into her car (if she has one.) with a slim Jim. take it to some abandoned area and stick a rag into the gas tank light it on fire and and run like hell. make that bitch pay for what shit did man

Your soul is mine.

[Warpurlgis]

fuck less dangerous! anarchy is what this sites about isnt it?! on second thought forget the wheel barrow. brake into her car (if she has one.) with a slim Jim. take it to some abandoned area and stick a rag into the gas tank light it on fire and and run like hell. make that bitch pay for what shit did man

silly child you talk insensible.. Grow up

[anarchistpunk465]

youre a fucking idiot and you have some unresolved issues
please advance token to your nearest psychologist, do not pass go and do not collect 200 dollars.

ha ha ok asshole god people are pricks on this site, jesus fuck off you dont have to be a jerk just because you think its cool, ya im a psycho ha ha ha and your a fucking joke dude.