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xobnepo
June 15th, 2008, 07:23 AM
okay, so at my high school we have these BIG, I mean BIG air intake vents. anyways, i was thinking for the end of the year. to get a friend or 2 to come along with me with 2 or 3 cans of mace the night before the last day (tuesday) and spray them into the air intakes. that way, in the morning when people show up they wont be able to breath or see and eventually no one would be aloud in the school.

its a fairly big school, would 2-3 cans do the job?
AssRot
June 15th, 2008, 09:00 AM
Ok numero uno dude. Filters. Numero taco. Thats not going to work. At all.
Warpurlgis
June 15th, 2008, 11:39 AM
No first off it won't work seeing that most schools have teachers or janitors that are at the school before the students get there so they would prolly shut down the school. Second if your gonna do anything with mace you should go up to peoples front doors knock and if they answer spray them with mace and run.
SuperSkunk
June 15th, 2008, 01:54 PM
No first off it won't work seeing that most schools have teachers or janitors that are at the school before the students get there so they would prolly shut down the school. Second if your gonna do anything with mace you should go up to peoples front doors knock and if they answer spray them with mace and run.

And wear a gorilla costume with a sombrero while you do it.
xobnepo
June 15th, 2008, 10:22 PM
Hahaha,
I remember my friends and I were smoking by there
and when we went into the gym afterwards you could s***l it
coming out of the air conditioner things.
and all we did was smoke a pack.

and the gorilla suit idea. Ill try it. sounds like a blast.
a2thae
June 17th, 2008, 04:43 AM
Fuck mace, put some good old fashioned night soil up there, and watch the janitors cry. And if you do do shit with mace, throw it in a fire or something. Mace is just plain pussy hehehe.
Fry-Guy
June 24th, 2008, 02:44 AM
yeah mace isn't that bad you just tear up but throw in bright light and that shit fuckn burns quick cure for mace is jagermiester
numerator-91
June 24th, 2008, 07:42 AM
yeah mace isn't that bad you just tear up but throw in bright light and that shit fuckn burns quick cure for mace is jagermiester

how the fuck does jagermiester help?
xobnepo
June 24th, 2008, 07:26 PM
jagermiester... would you drink it or pour it in your eyes?
wouldnt that make them burn more?
AssRot
June 24th, 2008, 07:51 PM
I'm intrigued.
GREAT THIEF
June 24th, 2008, 11:24 PM
I had a can of mace once on my school bus. My friend took it, sprayed a little bit under the seat. In like 30 seconds the whole fucking buss was coughing.
a2thae
June 28th, 2008, 03:48 AM
</sarcasm> DAMN what a mutha fucking badass!!!<sarcasm>

A little bit of mace? what the fuck. That's weak. If your gonna even fucking spray mace use a liberal amount. Yea, my friend took a shit on the bus, and had everyone coughing and breathing hard in under 30 seconds....
GREAT THIEF
June 28th, 2008, 02:49 PM
Are you retarded dude? They had to stop the bus and get everyone off it cause it was so bad. The bus driver almost crashed into the car ahead of us. Why the fuck would someone shit on the bus? Is he 2?
clyde.morris0217
June 30th, 2008, 04:57 AM
why wouldn't you shit on the bus?

1st: it's funny as shit (no pun intended)
2nd: you could just say you couldn't hold it any longer
3rd: I dunno



ANYWAY...
Back to the air vent thing...
Why don't you either smoke a good amount of weed or leave a bag of weed burning in front of it? (but why waste a good bag of weed?)

Y'know...get the whole school high...

If the smoking cigarettes in front of the air intakes made a s***l, then weed should too
Panther Lite 16
July 1st, 2008, 10:24 PM
A couple of tubs of chicken liver left in several lockers will stink the place up.
hunter2011
July 20th, 2008, 09:03 PM
throw roadkill in the vents, it will spread the reak of dead rotting animals across the school
Viva la Guevara
July 20th, 2008, 11:12 PM
no one noticed he was taking a shit?
fucking retard......
a2thae
July 23rd, 2008, 01:42 AM
no one noticed he was taking a shit?
fucking retard......

it doesn't take too long to shit if you have to shit. He wasn't even gonna do a prank but he just had to shit but he didn't want to shit himself. After he was done, he moved seats and acted like nothing happened. He s***led like shit tho.
numerator-91
July 23rd, 2008, 02:57 AM
did he wipe?
a2thae
July 28th, 2008, 02:40 AM
He did afterwards. I think he didn't immediately, unless he used his shirt or some shit.
herbsRus
July 28th, 2008, 03:50 PM
intresting..the gorrilla costume thing sounds fun..but if i were the one being sprayed id b pissed and run after your ass no matter how bad my eyes burn!
crazyassmetalhead
July 28th, 2008, 04:03 PM
it's gonna take a lot of mace to do that and the way your talking about doing it won't work. get a fog machine and put some mace in that fucker and put it in the vents, that might work. but fog machines and that much mace are expensive. and initiating a chemical attack on your school just sounds like a felony to me, not to mention it probably won't work.