this sucks balls like a $5 hooker

[numerator-91]

the new principal at my school has just enforced a policy that ANY year 12 student who participates in an end of year prank, will be immediately expelled and will not be allowed to sit their HSC exams at the school. i had massive plans for those fateful last days, i even wrote up a file called operation "holy jesus fuck up time". cause year 12 finishes a term before the rest of school so we can study and sit our exams in the last term, should i wait and then put things into action effectively after i have left and cannot witness the hilarity. or do i risk getting expelled and losing the oppertunity to get UAI so i can get into a good university.
can i please get some advice on anything that might be helpful

[OMGThePeSt]

No Senior pranks or ye will be expelled? Principal is fucking askin' for it now dude, you deserve to prank those bitches after all those years of bullshit, it's a fucking tradition.....Do that shit and do it good.......Ye will be happy you did.

[Warpurlgis]

Dude that sucks. Just do it in secret if possible and try not to get caught. At my school the last to years the jock butt fucking seniors only thought to wait until their last bell and throw water balloons and spray silly string everywhere, prolly the gayest things ever I was never more pissed at school because of it, yea but the teachers and principal watch the whole thing happen and stop it after a while.

[AssRot]

watch out for cameras

[numerator-91]

we have no cameras, we are a rather well behaved honest catholic school. or so they would have everyone beieve, fight goes down every few days, people regulary pinging or stoned at school.
if i submit my operation plan do ya reckon you could give me some feedback and advice as to wether any of it will work or be worth it.
if anything goes down they will hunt down the perpetrator to the end of the earth until they find me or any other possible scapegoat, which gives me a wonderful idea. i will report back later with full details

[Rotterdamn]

I dont think there allowed to punish your right to a fair education.

[numerator-91]

they have, and they will.
however all the pranks people got expelled for were absolutely insane and/or dangerous and/or expensive to fix, so not quite sure what to do, i shall report back with my full plan shortly

[AssRot]

cover the sairs and banisters with vaseline. Use this if you chicken out of your good plan

[Suigetsu]

I think u should sit it out then stuff them up after your exams. There is nothing they can really do unless youve damaged property in the prank, you have nothing to do with the school after ur hsc, you can get ur results and uai in the mail or by email

Hsc huh wat school?

[numerator-91]

i am not at liberty to divulge my school, it is however a private catholic school with a lot of grounds.
my original plan goes as follows.
Stage 1- arbitrary bullshit
the key to this satge is that it causes no actual damage, it's just really strange, i would have at my disposal some 5500 plastic knives and forks which i was to imbed into a few of the many lawns or grassy areas that little twats frequentcrating a sea of white implements. one of my buddies then has two massive PA speakers which on the volume dial gos up to 10 but we have never put past 4 (for safety reasons), this would be rolled up to the main area in a car and we'd blast some heavy powerful beats.
Stage 2- minor nuisance
this stage involves little things that tend to piss people off but cause little if any damage. i would grease some 100 external doorknobs with liberal amounts of petroleum jelly, rendering them useless. then in the private bathroom reserved only for the school captains and year coordinators, i would attempt to pick the crappy lock and if succsesful, i shall piss all over everything and leave a big steaming turd in the back of the toilets cistern. or i might just steal their toilet paper.
Stage 3- stepping it up.
this is the stage were it starts to get dangerous and where i can get in serious shit, if i got caught for this i'd probably be expelled anyway.
firstly there is know external lock for the building where the year cordinators building is, it's a simple matter of sneaking in at night going up through the man hole in the hall and drop into one of the offices, which we can now fill with whatever we like e.g. bean bag pills, styrofoam peanuts, shaving cream or just take a big steaming dump on the desk or hide some seafood in a difficult to find place. next is filling selective locks with caulk or other applicable fillers to render them useless and as several groups of locks run on matching master keys, many locks will need be replaced.

a few other basic ideas i had where to hide seafood in a locker that belonged to another year group, hide little bags of icing sugar and mixed herbs in a locker...with someones clearly identifiable timetable stuck on the inside door. i was for a little while considering playing around with some NI3 in key slots of on door hinges, but it would probably go off before anyone got to it. and last but not least.......the most underated tool/wepon of all time..........the electromagnet. this bad boy if built right can fuck up any type of computer hardware within the reach of its magnetic field. i'm talkin PC's, ipods, mobile phones, PDA's all sorts of shit. i'm not to keen to go at this one cause it could cause a whole lot of unwated colateral damage and can attract various metal objescts making it less than inconspicuous, and if caught doing shit like that i'm looking at criminal charges.

so tell me what you think, tell me what you like and what i should change or add.

[AssRot]

Sounds solid except for your Bond emp magnet idea

[numerator-91]

its a bit of a long shot that i would but they can be made. it wouldn't be a full on hardcore ***t down that youd get from an electromagnetic pulse (EMP), it's just a moderately smallish magnetic field that would just fry a few computers, mp3s and phones.

[Warpurlgis]

i am not at liberty to divulge my school, it is however a private catholic school with a lot of grounds.
my original plan goes as follows.
Stage 1- arbitrary bullshit
the key to this satge is that it causes no actual damage, it's just really strange, i would have at my disposal some 5500 plastic knives and forks which i was to imbed into a few of the many lawns or grassy areas that little twats frequentcrating a sea of white implements. one of my buddies then has two massive PA speakers which on the volume dial gos up to 10 but we have never put past 4 (for safety reasons), this would be rolled up to the main area in a car and we'd blast some heavy powerful beats.
Stage 2- minor nuisance
this stage involves little things that tend to piss people off but cause little if any damage. i would grease some 100 external doorknobs with liberal amounts of petroleum jelly, rendering them useless. then in the private bathroom reserved only for the school captains and year coordinators, i would attempt to pick the crappy lock and if succsesful, i shall piss all over everything and leave a big steaming turd in the back of the toilets cistern. or i might just steal their toilet paper.
Stage 3- stepping it up.
this is the stage were it starts to get dangerous and where i can get in serious shit, if i got caught for this i'd probably be expelled anyway.
firstly there is know external lock for the building where the year cordinators building is, it's a simple matter of sneaking in at night going up through the man hole in the hall and drop into one of the offices, which we can now fill with whatever we like e.g. bean bag pills, styrofoam peanuts, shaving cream or just take a big steaming dump on the desk or hide some seafood in a difficult to find place. next is filling selective locks with caulk or other applicable fillers to render them useless and as several groups of locks run on matching master keys, many locks will need be replaced.

a few other basic ideas i had where to hide seafood in a locker that belonged to another year group, hide little bags of icing sugar and mixed herbs in a locker...with someones clearly identifiable timetable stuck on the inside door. i was for a little while considering playing around with some NI3 in key slots of on door hinges, but it would probably go off before anyone got to it. and last but not least.......the most underated tool/wepon of all time..........the electromagnet. this bad boy if built right can fuck up any type of computer hardware within the reach of its magnetic field. i'm talkin PC's, ipods, mobile phones, PDA's all sorts of shit. i'm not to keen to go at this one cause it could cause a whole lot of unwated colateral damage and can attract various metal objescts making it less than inconspicuous, and if caught doing shit like that i'm looking at criminal charges.

so tell me what you think, tell me what you like and what i should change or add.

About the seafood in the lockers I'm not sure about your school seeing how its catholic or w/e but most schools don't trust the students enough to have them to clean out their lockers so during the summer the janitors prolly open all the lockers and clean them but thats how it works at my school. Second you should put the seafood down the computers disk drive but screw it if its a mac. IDK if you have a library but one I got from my friends dad was to take a dead bird into the library and to put it in a bird book. If you can two part foam the toilets in the bathrooms you were talking about. Thatsall I got new right now but I'll post when I think of something else.

[SuperSkunk]

Don't get caught thats how you get around it.

Oh yeah and I graduated last friday so yeah dude no more school for me ever again.

[numerator-91]

About the seafood in the lockers I'm not sure about your school seeing how its catholic or w/e but most schools don't trust the students enough to have them to clean out their lockers so during the summer the janitors prolly open all the lockers and clean them but thats how it works at my school. Second you should put the seafood down the computers disk drive but screw it if its a mac. IDK if you have a library but one I got from my friends dad was to take a dead bird into the library and to put it in a bird book. If you can two part foam the toilets in the bathrooms you were talking about. Thatsall I got new right now but I'll post when I think of something else.

over here in nsw australia year 12 finishes end of term 3 then come back a few times in term 4 to do exams. so it will sit and fester for a whole two week holidays and then hopefully part of term 4 after that.

[a2thae]

dude. I say just fucking go for it.

If you get caught move to the U.S. no one gives a fuck around here.

[kibbler]

Just make a remote rig smoke bomb. Get in trouble on the 2nd to last day so you can hide it in his office. Set it off the next day. He will never know!!!

[numerator-91]

at my school we dont get sent to the principle we get sent to the discipline master

[AssRot]

at my school we dont get sent to the principle we get sent to the discipline master

LMAO, do you get chained up naked in a dungeon too??? lolololol

[thedragonforce]

the new principal at my school has just enforced a policy that ANY year 12 student who participates in an end of year prank, will be immediately expelled and will not be allowed to sit their HSC exams at the school. i had massive plans for those fateful last days, i even wrote up a file called operation "holy jesus fuck up time". cause year 12 finishes a term before the rest of school so we can study and sit our exams in the last term, should i wait and then put things into action effectively after i have left and cannot witness the hilarity. or do i risk getting expelled and losing the oppertunity to get UAI so i can get into a good university.
can i please get some advice on anything that might be helpful

dont get caught take the necessary steps not to get caught

[Wolfman2242]

the new principal at my school has just enforced a policy that ANY year 12 student who participates in an end of year prank, will be immediately expelled and will not be allowed to sit their HSC exams at the school. i had massive plans for those fateful last days, i even wrote up a file called operation "holy jesus fuck up time". cause year 12 finishes a term before the rest of school so we can study and sit our exams in the last term, should i wait and then put things into action effectively after i have left and cannot witness the hilarity. or do i risk getting expelled and losing the oppertunity to get UAI so i can get into a good university.
can i please get some advice on anything that might be helpful

if you really want to pull a prank, then do it. me and my friends have done numerous pranks, etc at my school. we're careful about it, so we haven't gotten caught yet. your principal shouldn't have even tried to ban pranks. there will probably be a lot more pranks in the years to come while the rule is still in effect

[chaostheory89]

Damn idiot teachers trying to ban pranking, aren't they supposed to be smart.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/510171/how_make_toilet_prank/

Sodium Iodide in the one part and hydrogen peroxide in the other, when the two are mixed you get a lot of smoke and a shit load of foam, (more then enough to fill stalls in a matter of seconds.

Clear Plastic film over the bowl and under the seat.

The preserved shit (a crap underneath a layer of clear gelatin)

Talcom Powder rolled in to the toilet paper

a length of tape added to part of the toilet paper

[Warpurlgis]

hahahahahaha lol