The Classics

[Hockeydude]

any ideas that will overcome the anti-things like chlorine and anti-algae

I was thinking of somthing that will make them itch but is a a clear chemical, or somthing that will make there skin irritant but not dangerous, or to make the pool look like an absoulte toxic waste dump that will cost alot to clean

[clyde.morris0217]

Well, you could just shit in the pool...

[numerator-91]

fuck around with the filter

[AssRot]

stick some raw meat in the filter thingys

[Hockeydude]

haha i just thought to throw a few snakes in the pool

[SuperSkunk]

A rabid giraffe?

[AssRot]

if they have any dead pets buried in the lawn, dig em up n throw em in

[jakerman3]

i have a pool and theres not that much that can fuck them up but if you find somone thats got a thing called mustard algae in their pool and you take like a cup of their water and poor it in the pool, that stuffs a bitch to get out cause you have to clean anything that touched the water and buy expensive stuff to clean it. or i heard theirs a chemichal you can put in the pool that turns red if somone pees in it so you can poor that in and then pee in it

[Panther Lite 16]

Pour some hydrochloric acid into the pool

[Warpurlgis]

A rabid giraffe?

Best idea yet. I say just destroy the damn thing cause more damage then the cleaning.

[a2thae]

I work at a pool, and it is a BITCH when someone shits in it. So just shovel a shitload of shit in there and watch the employees get pissed beyond belief. Another possibility is to sneak into the room with p.h. control, turn off the CO2 tank near it and watch the gauges go all crazy.

You could always piss in the pool with a mask and the lifeguard watching you, then push him/her in your piss-area if they say shit.

[ikill]

go to the wallmart(its a scary place i know) and buy some bulk gelatin powder(like 10-15 big ass buckets i know they sell them ive bought 3 or 4 i forget but i filled a hot tub with it), get a few friends and a truck, go to the pool at night at dump all of it in... depending on the size of the pool it should work, unless its like a HUGE olympic size pool

ps... http://www.aboututila.com/AccomInfo/ColibriHillResort/Photos/Swimming-Pool.jpg <-- a pool this size is doable

http://malvern.whub.org.uk/home/mhc-sports-tenburyswimming-pool-2.jpg <---- that takes a shit tonne of gelatin

[AssRot]

OMG hahahaha, thats perfect! A Jello pool! Now that is ace lol. Of course they would look up who payed for a metric fuckton of powder recently... still a good idea

[CHEETZzz]

[QUOTE=AssRot;161728]..they would look up who payed for a metric fuckton of powder recently.../QUOTE]

lmfao
metric fuckton

i wanna do this jello thing for myself
and eat it
not all of it, that's impossible
but still
it'd be fun
and probably staining

[clyde.morris0217]

you could always put magnesium in the water. As said, you'd get caught easily because you'd have to buy it in bulk. But walmart sells little fire starting packages with it, and they're really easy to steal (the ol' "put it in your pocket, go to the bathroom, open it, ditch the packaging, and walk out")

I have like 10 packs of them from just the last 4 months. I seriously steal one everytime I go there. And that's why I love walmart...always!:D

[numerator-91]

or you can order a 75 foot roll off ebay for like $15

[clyde.morris0217]

or you can order a 75 foot roll off ebay for like $15

ahhh, of course! ebay....but there is still a record of your purchase, but that's better than buy or stealing from walmart

[numerator-91]

i love ebay, it's where i buy all my chemical supplies, being in australia we need licences to out-right buy certain things. the horse and machinery co-op has some good stuff though

[frankenstein]

Sam you gotta go with sam it will take less than a bucket its the super absorbent material they put in dippers it will take up all the water and make a huge mess. i used to work at a dipper factory and it took less than a spoon full of it to completely in gulf a large glass of water. i still have a little bag of it but i did a google search and im not sure were you can get it except buy shit loads of dippers and drain them. it will make a big mess thou

[mechem]

go to the water pump and stick some sodium in there! empty it first if you can so then the waters outta the pump. Next time its used, HELLO

[numerator-91]

the sodium will decompose with air before anything happens

[OhShitNigga]

Just cut the fucking liner and the person will wake up to a empty pool.

[Hockeydude]

HAHAHA im gonna do the gelatin one, everyones heard of that
and with this pool if they jump into it they wont die (yes if someone jumps into the jello in the olimpioc sized they will die from suffocation)

but ya the pool has only like a 10' diameter

[Palm3R]

This is something I've wanted to try ever since I first watched this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_FmGj4XbQZc

This guy actually did really good at it too, I've seen a lot of people screw it up and do it wrong, but this is the best I've seen so far.

[filthylucre]

go to where the filter is and put it in upside down and close it all back up, when they try to run it it will get stuck. they will try to release the pressure using the thing on top of the filter holder, and when they do it will shoot water 3ft high and they will have to get someone to fix it!! haha

[clyde.morris0217]

LOL! I was wondering how this was a prank...

"I'm gonna split the balls..."
more like crush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZpjmhHAnrc&feature=related
This one is good too, cept it's hard to tell if they know what's gonna happen or not

[unstoppablehavoc]

lol great prank.

...it's hard to tell if they know what's gonna happen or not

i see what you mean about "bryan" possibly knowing whats about to happen. if he did know then he is a dumbass for letting himself get hit in the balls. rofl

[a2thae]

HAHAHA im gonna do the gelatin one, everyones heard of that
and with this pool if they jump into it they wont die (yes if someone jumps into the jello in the olimpioc sized they will die from suffocation)

but ya the pool has only like a 10' diameter

who the fuck is stupid enough to jump into a pile of gelatin? Honestly..I'm pretty sure you can swim out of gelatin;what properties would make it so you are unable to manuever to the surface? Just flail around enough it seems like it would work.

I haven't tried it...but still...

A 10 foot diameter? That says nothing of depth... you can have a 10foot diameter, and have bottom go to like 12 feet...

[Phoenix Fire]

Pour some hydrochloric acid into the pool

make it sulfuric

[Phoenix Fire]

Fire Ants
if there are any where you live.
get a scoop of a hill and throw it in there
they will float on top and grab on to anything the touch
and if they touch flesh they bite

Try
10 foot across?
5 sacks of salt from sams club lol

[filthylucre]

Fire Ants
if there are any where you live.
get a scoop of a hill and throw it in there
they will float on top and grab on to anything the touch
and if they touch flesh they bite

Try
10 foot across?
5 sacks of salt from sams club lol


i like the fireant idea, cheap and easy.
i think ill try that at my public pool today haha

[leepunkrockr]

if you're fucking with someone with a vynal liner inground pool, all you have to do is go upto the pump, put it on backwash, and bail.
if it stays on backwash, itll just start draining.
and with most inground pools that are vynal liner have to have the water in them all the time or the walls cave in.

[ganzey]

Fucking hilarious. i got my dad to fall for this.

[AssRot]

This wouldn't work on me, I am a 24/7 "Protecter of the Goods"

[numerator-91]

i found this hilarious

[clyde.morris0217]

I want someone to try this on me, and I'll play along, then when they shoot, I'll dodge it and look all sweet with my cat-like reflexes

[Carmany]

Acid thats the way lol

[Viva la Guevara]

if he has a filter there should be a gaint pool filter like this:
http://www.backyardcitypools.com/images/Hayward/Hayward-Side-Mount-Sand-Filter.jpg

then go to the switch of the pools filter that turns it on(usaully close by)

then go to the crank switch (connected to the filter) and switch it to "backwash" turn it back on and his pool will begin to drain.

There should be a white tube thats like 20 feet long going out the filter, thats were the water comes out so bend that what ever which way

make sure the guy has one of these filters before you plan it

i posted another thread before seing this one lol

[Palm3R]

I need a pool-table and a nickle to do this though... I have neither.

I want someone to try this on me, and I'll play along, then when they shoot, I'll dodge it and look all sweet with my cat-like reflexes

also, it'd suck if they missed the nickel and the ball didn't bounce off the table when you thought it would... then it would just look like you knew what was gonna happen, not like you had "cat like" reflexes. XD

[ultimatefrisbee92]

you'd have to put a shit load of acid in to do anything

i'm a life guard and like a gallon of it only raises the pH about 1

[CrazyCory564]

i heard theirs a chemichal you can put in the pool that turns red if somone pees in it so you can poor that in and then pee in it

Haha thats what my mom told me was in every pool when I was really little so I wouldn't piss in the pool. Every time I found out it was a lie :)

[Panther Lite 16]

you'd have to put a shit load of acid in to do anything

i'm a life guard and like a gallon of it only raises the pH about 1



I did not know that.

[BadKarma..]

Haha thats what my mom told me was in every pool when I was really little so I wouldn't piss in the pool. Every time I found out it was a lie :)

haha. its always good to know there are still people who question authority

[numerator-91]

adding a shit load of acid would LOWER the pH

[GREAT THIEF]

Yup

12445

[clyde.morris0217]

Haha thats what my mom told me was in every pool when I was really little so I wouldn't piss in the pool. Every time I found out it was a lie :)

I heard that there was that stuff too! I read it in the book "Bud Not Buddy"
I SWEAR I had to read the book for school! lol, jk

[mojo_1]

this is inspiring shit- for years i have wanted to prank my bitchass neighbour but 1. never knew how and 2. never game enough but now i know that there are other people who think this too! Wooooooooooooo and cos its a small lovely country town and cos im like, a lovely nice respectable "valuable member of our communtiy" type fucker, no one would ever suspect a thing... It would be a mystery around the town...

[Shanx]

Instead of jello, how about chocolate pudding?

[numerator-91]

it wouldn't set

[SeKuRe]

i thought this would be the trick where you tell some one "if you can roll this nickel down your face ill give it to you"(the nickel you give them has graphite on the sides so when they roll it down their face they have a black line and never notice) which often times works

[Frankenfish]

I've always wondered if this would work or if it would be too dangerous to be a harmless prank.

The Idea is to set up the prank like any other except to place a small/large canister of gasoline below the poop in the bag, the idea being that when the person goes to stomp it out, he crushes the canister breaking it and releasing the gasoline to the waiting flames on the bag.

I think this could be done with other flamable items also.

[ThEyCaLLMeRiCHiE]

yeah this is good shit time to go try it on my friend bbl

[numerator-91]

test it on yourself first and let us know what happens.

[CHEETZzz]

what if you placed a bag/container of lighter fluid?
that'd be safer...

lol try napalm.

[Warpurlgis]

Yea i second that

[Wolfman2242]

napalm would probably work pretty well. it lights very easily, and it sticks to stuff very easily too

[Wolfman2242]

this looks pretty good. i'll try it with my friend's pool table the next time we hang out. hehe.... :D

[leepunkrockr]

lolz definitely go with the napalm...
if youre testing it on yourself id go with lighter fluid..

[Frankenfish]

I'll try the lighterfluid, Just not with my foot, I'll probably just drop a brick on it or something.

I was thinking along the line of something that would shoot the feces onto the person stepping on it, such as a minor bomb or something.

[numerator-91]

i want to punch you in the face

[Warpurlgis]

Flaming Bag O' Shit (With a twist)

How does this thread have anything to with a flaming bag of shit its basically turned into a good way to the hospital fast

[claymore]

i kinda want to prank my school and i was wondering wasnt ther sommthing that u put it in the toilet and flush it and it makes it s***l like shit

and if there is will this mean school have to do repares to get it out or not

[rossim22]

"toilet bomb" would be an exploding toilet. In which, yeah, i'm pretty sure the school would have to fix it.

You just want a stink bomb... i suggest just ordering some off any prank or joke website. I've had some in a small glass tube, liquid was a transparent yellowish liquid. Once the glass breaks, the odor is ridiculous. Just go for that.

[numerator-91]

if only i was the moderator of this forum.
in answer to your question i only just posted a list of simple compositions. go look there

[Bezelden]

i kinda want to prank my school and i was wondering wasnt ther sommthing that u put it in the toilet and flush it and it makes it s***l like shit

and if there is will this mean school have to do repares to get it out or not

If you want to make a toilet s***l like shit then there is one very simple
method............

who knows it might even mean the school would have to fix it.


'Sorry for the toilet humor, i couldn't help myself'

[chaostheory89]

that's the twist man, the prankee gets a free ride to the hospital, and the pranker gets a free ride to jail

He's a grade A idiot, messing with flammable liquids is something a 10 year old does, i think we have a future darwin award on our hands guys

[numerator-91]

you remind me of myself in a way

[chaostheory89]

you remind me of myself in a way

Thanks man

[straightedgepunk123]

I have no idea if this is original or not, but it was pretty scary/ funny. I smoke cigs, so my friend had the idea to slip some black powder into my ashtray, so when I put my cigarette out BOOM! the noise was fairly loud and the smoke was confusing. He was literally rolling around on the floor laughing at me, and he told me through almost sobs what he did, and I have to admit, he got me good. After that I started putting them out on my tongue, "because it's probably safer". So now every once and a while we go out and put some black powder in a public ashtray and wait for someone to come along. Indiscriminate, yes but still a good laugh. So I thought I should share this one with you guys to use.

[numerator-91]

I don't quite know how to respond, the rage is building within me.

[straightedgepunk123]

Uhh, Why rage?

[numerator-91]

thats the emotion that fills me when i see bullshit posts

[deathlord888]

i can tell you right now, that is not black powder

[numerator-91]

black powder deflagerates it would never 'explode' from a lit cigarette, if twas something like NI3 he might get that kind of a bang but the tard probably don't know how to make it

[straightedgepunk123]

Sorry, I checked again and he said he actually uses the stuff that's model rocket fuel in solid form. Sorry again about that. As for my friend he is extre***y good a trap shooting (His best score is about 124/ 125 clays) and he makes his own shells, so he's more qualified than an average joe with simple explosives. Search Wesley Scoble on google to see some of his past scores.

[CHEETZzz]

Numerator's posts filled me with internal laughter.

[numerator-91]

Sorry, I checked again and he said he actually uses the stuff that's model rocket fuel in solid form. Sorry again about that. As for my friend he is extre***y good a trap shooting (His best score is about 124/ 125 clays) and he makes his own shells, so he's more qualified than an average joe with simple explosives. Search Wesley Scoble on google to see some of his past scores.

model rocket fuel most likey = black powder, your simply lying

[straightedgepunk123]

Well I already apologized. I made a mistake. Live with it.

[GREAT THIEF]

it would be funnier to just make the cig explode...

[deathlord888]

this guy is 14, i doubt he even smokes cigs, just trying to act hardcore

[Shanx]

Put a blackcat in the middle of a cigar?

[numerator-91]

now thats just cruel.
and yeah i agree with deathlord888

[RAV]

NI3 is a pressure sensitive material. It is not in powder form, unless you have enough patience to separate all the droplets before it drys and so on.
model rocket fuel does not explode (unless pressurized), otherwise the rocket would explode. Solid fuel rockets burn at a constant rate creating a constant thrust, that is over 10ms^-1.
Black powder does burn at a fast rate, newer powders burn at a slower rate. I have worked with black powder rifles before. Also, black powder leaves a lot of smoke, which he did note.

[deathlord888]

yes but whenever anyone thinks about an explosion they think of a lot of smoke

he did not say he made a sealed container with black powder or anything like that, just lighting black powder on a table does nothing, no bang it just flashes up

[straightedgepunk123]

It didn't really make a bang noise. It was more of a loud pffffft, or poof sound, if you will. As for questioning my smoking, note my profile picture. I'm reminded of an xkcd comic. "My hobby: Insisting real life objects are photoshopped."

[numerator-91]

ive had enough of this crap, i'm gonna go and get high

[straightedgepunk123]

ive had enough of this crap, i'm gonna go and get high

The best way to deal with anything :)

[Warpurlgis]

IDK its believable I mean if black powder lit in an ash tray it would scare the shit out of me.
Then again he is 14 unlikely he has balls enough to smoke and he probably thinks this is an anarchist site soooo.....

[Warpurlgis]

that's the twist man, the prankee gets a free ride to the hospital, and the pranker gets a free ride to jail

He's a grade A idiot, messing with flammable liquids is something a 10 year old does, i think we have a future darwin award on our hands guys

rofl. Lol yea I'm not sure it should be ,Flaming Bag O' Shit (With a twist), maybe like a Jack in a bag.

I hope he got hurt

[Solenoidclock]

Wouldn't work with me, mine are under the table.

[col50]

So my brothers friend left his jacket/sweater at my house and I want to do some stuff to it. So far I've cut holes in the pockets so that if he puts something in his pockets it will just fall out. I was wondering what else can I do to it? Pour some type of chemical on it that will make him sick? O and I want the stuff I do to be unoticable when he first sees his jacket

[deathlord888]

wow you are a prick, you could smear white glue in the sleeves before he comes to pick it up

[Warpurlgis]

spit in it a lot

[eritas]

itching powder

[Warpurlgis]

egg whites

[Deetinator]

Make sweet love to it.

[Warpurlgis]

digusting but yea

[deathlord888]

find where alot of birds are and leave it under them for a day

[Warpurlgis]

pigeons .....

[Kasnia]

Not as gross as the other ones people have thought of, but if I were you I would sew one of the sleeves shut, like, at the part between your elbow and wrist. That way he'll think, "Oh sweet! My jacket" and then won't be able to put his arm through.

[Warpurlgis]

hahahahaha I'd be pretty pissed. >.<

smear cheese on the inside of it and let it sit

[Warpurlgis]

hahahahaha I'd be pretty pissed. >.<

smear cheese on the inside of it and let it sit

[Spyre]

I dont know if this would work because i havent tried it yet but you can clog the toilet with homemade napalm and paper towels, take a massive shit, and drop a match or two in there. Or if ure really fuking disgusting u can shit in the urinal like people used to do at my old school.

[meat]

well if u let shit sit for a while then flush it stirs it up and s***ls worse than normal. but i would just suggest a stink bomb.

[twenglish1]

hey i got a recipe for a stink bomb its not mine but enjoy

Iron-sulfide stink solution is sold for 98 cents for a 1/8 ounce bottle in
joke shops but for about $1.00 a quart you can make your own with little
problem. The active ingredient is ammonium sulfide which stinks to high
heaven like rotten eggs or a full outhouse in summertime especially if it is
spilled on the floor or vaporized by an explosion or sprayer.

To make some, you mix four ounces of sulfur with eight ounces of hydrated lime
in a stew pot (at least half-gallon capacity). A quart of water is added and
the mess is heated and stirred until the sulfur has completely blended. The
hydrated lime will sink to the bottom of the pan and yellow liquid is then
poured off into a bucket.

Take the bucket outside, if you have any sense, and add one pound of sulfate
of ammonia. Stir it a minute and hold your nose. Then cover the bucket with
plastic wrap and let it set for about a half hour. Then pour off the liquid
slowly through a cloth filter into a bottle. If you don't have an outside you
can use your bathroom. Just hope no one has to go for an hour or so. The
liquid is vile but it is not poison.

Sulfur may be obtained from rose dust (an insecticide) which is very high
grade and makes excellent gunpowder. Rose dust has 10% inert ingredients so
10% more should be added to any formula requiring sulfur. Rose dust and
sulfate of ammonia (a fertilizer) may be purchased in the garden department of
a home improvement/hardware store. Hydrated lime is obtained in the building
supply department where cement is sold. The total cost of the ingredients is
less than ten dollars.

Stinkum is either poured on the floor, shot from a water pistol, thrown in a
bottle (or light bulb) or vaporized by a firecracker in a plastic bottle. A
fun method in a crowded public restroom is to go into a toilet stall and shut
the door. Hold your breath and pour a large quantity on a loose wad of toilet
paper. Toss the wad on the floor behind the toilet and quickly exit the
restroom.

[Warpurlgis]

just take leftovers form lunch and let them rot in a bottle for a week then clog the toilet and then drop that shit in there

[Frankenfish]

rofl. Lol yea I'm not sure it should be ,Flaming Bag O' Shit (With a twist), maybe like a Jack in a bag.

I hope he got hurt

Well, sorry to dissapoint, but I'm still standing and still have all of my limbs. I kinda gave up, it was too much work and I'd rather watch tv and drink beer than step on shit all day.

[Flame]

This is a good way to lose your leg, or worse.

Edit: Wow, I hope you never go back to explosives, incendiaries, or even simple pranks like this. That kind of attitude is too dangerous in this business.

[Warpurlgis]

well i was hoping you might get hurt

[onthejon55]

well i was thinking about gas prices and such today and i thought wow wudnt be funny if an oil executive got shot in the face?

[numerator-91]

are you reading my mind?

[Flame]

Are you a fucking numbnuts? OF COURSE

[deathlord888]

ya i agree the price of a barrel of oil has dropped, yet the gas prices dont...

[Warpurlgis]

yea it would be funny

[blacktears]

Dont use a cannister, try a spray bottle with a squezze pump action.
It will deliver a moderate amount of gasoline so you don't have to worry too much upon getting caught and charged.

[Flame]

His attitude is wrong for this profession. You don't give up just because you get bored. If you don't have the drive to carry something like this all the way through (even something as asinine as this) then you do NOT cut it being a pranker, pyro, or even hacker. Although in retrospect I suppose hackers get into it BECAUSE they got bored somewhere.

[RememberRazorBlades]

well what kind of canister would you use with the flammable liquid? it would have to be a sort of metal that the fire couldnt go through and just get ot it. but rather something that is easily breakable so that someones weight could crush it...
how might one do that?

[Warpurlgis]

wtf he still hasnt been hurt

[Exploding_viper]

go shove a can of lighter fluid up your ass, light it, and have a friend take a shit on you and step on it.
does that help?

[blacktears]

well what kind of canister would you use with the flammable liquid? it would have to be a sort of metal that the fire couldnt go through and just get ot it. but rather something that is easily breakable so that someones weight could crush it...
how might one do that?

Zippo lighter fluid cannister fits the description perfectly, non penatrable by heat up to about 120 celcius, and when squeezed expells a thin stream of very flammable fluid.

[PolockBandit]

Well, sorry to dissapoint, but I'm still standing and still have all of my limbs. I kinda gave up, it was too much work and I'd rather watch tv and drink beer than step on shit all day.

I was reading through alot of these threads and decided to make a profile just so I could post laughing at this guy. I'm sorry, but in the "trying it out yourself" stage, why would you actually put dog shit in the bag?

Oh, btw, try the little cheap knock off cologne bottles, little, cheap, and glass so when you stomp, they go poof!

[onthejon55]

another good prank along these lines but less dangerous is to pour a bunch of paint thinner in gravel the light it on fire, when you go to kick/rub it out with your foot you move the grave away allowing more fumes to escape the ground which results in a brief flame that shoots up about a foot and a half. its scary as hell if you dnt know its coming

[Warpurlgis]

i should call this "How to get yourself to the hospital in 1 easy step" and it would be "Be a moron"

[thedragonforce]

Okay I was transferred to this really gay catholic school and im thinking about breaking in and fuckin shit up and maybe jackin a few laptops. But it is completely surrounded by an iron fence with spikes and the only place I could get in I risk falling 30 ft and getting spotted by the only camera so far my plan is once im inside the fence go to the bathroom window (which i unlocked after the janitor cleans the bathroom after seminar) go in and im free to get or do whatever i want but how do I get out and its in a ban neighborhood so cops dont drive by and if they do its only on the main road

[RedBarron]

first of all, breaking into your school is a bad idea (good but could end up in jail) schools have cleaners come in and somebody is there until around 3am (at least at my school) and second of all, this is just a jump idea to do, because once done, they will try to find who did it, and they will punish ALL the students if you really fuck it up. So my advice, go pull pranks, stink bombs, things like that, so you dont get sent to jail or expelled

[deathlord888]

climb the fence or cut through it

or try going through the sewers

we could get into some store in an old munitions factory that way

[onthejon55]

Thats the worst idea ever! Why break into a poor catholic school? if you are going to do it break into private school with more funding so you can steal really good shit

[Pactum]

that wouldn't do the world much of a favor.
but it would be funny as shit!!!

[numerator-91]

i went to a catholic school and it was pretty fucking awesome

[claymore]

if u can, cut the fence so u have a way to get out with the "goods" but i would go with red barron don t do it. unless u know u will be secsessful. but u may have to get by with just stink bombs or jello in the toiilets

[thedragonforce]

Thats the worst idea ever! Why break into a poor catholic school? if you are going to do it break into private school with more funding so you can steal really good shit

no they are from from poor their just in a hood thats been declining over the past few years its about 72 yrs old

[Warpurlgis]

dont break into schools

[RedBarron]

dont break into schools

i second that

[Warpurlgis]

you get pretty big charges breaking into schools if your caught. Personally the dumbest thing you could do.

[WEENIS]

How about u get like a bunch of guys together and them have all of them take a shit in every urinal in the school. Much safer than trespassing.

[Warpurlgis]

ummmmmmmm no

[duckiemonster]

ok, so here it is...my friend and i are going out on halloween with an assortment of fireworks, bolt cutters and like items to cause some confusion...ideas other than flipping power switches on sides of houses??????? already have the alibi and disguise (equipment available is bolt cutters, cable cutters, pliers, wire cutters, knives, slim jim, lockpicks (pin tumbler locks and cars only) no destruction by demolition, but what should we carry to annoy and deface things (other than TP and eggs)????

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

shaveing cream and water guns filled with paint thinner

[Warpurlgis]

mustard and ketchup

[hydromonster]

you kno that candy you can buy at prank stores and it taste like fish
or makes you fart alot?
you could buy a bunch of that and go give it to little kids

or you could pour bleach/salt in peoples yards

[duckiemonster]

i like the paint thinner guns, what about which switches to flip in the electrical box that would fuck up their life?

[nuked76]

i like the paint thinner guns, what about which switches to flip in the electrical box that would fuck up their life?

Hey, the thing to do to fuck up a life with the power box? Reach in while standing in a puddle of water, and grab them copper lookin wires that are really fat! You don't even have to carry fireworks for that!

[hydromonster]

lol if you go messing around with their power box make sure your bolt cutters have rubber handles and DO NOT for any reason stick your hand in if you dont know what you are doing

and those really fat copper wires can sell for alot of money at metal recycling yards
i think a small breaker box full is worth about $50

[numerator-91]

fuck that sell me your copper wire

[hydromonster]

fuck that sell me your copper wire

what would you want it for?

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

haha how bout dress up as the easter bunny for halloween and go to the houses where the people sit in there drive way and give out candy then just go to straight the yard and start throwing plastic eggs everywhere like your hiding them and when they ask what your doin just say getting an early start if they get mad pelt them with an actually egg and tell them jesus will not come back for them, they'll think your a christ nut

[Slawter]

ItsA, that was amazing. seriously. i think im in love. haha. i should try that

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

yea and its not like your a freak walkin around in a bunny suit cause its halloween so your be able to blend in

Beware of the Zombie Easter Bunny!!

Edit: You already have fireworks i forgot, but that does set things off right when you get to throw blackcats at little hannah montanas, indiana jones, ironmans, and whatever popular costume is probably gonna be worn by majority of little kids

[duckiemonster]

oh yeah like i am going to grab live wires while standing in a fucking puddle of water????? and does electrical tape work for insulation against current or do i need the PVC gloves? plus i would be willing to sell copper wires, but i would have to be discreet my parents are fags about shit like this lol...easter bunny was good idea lolololololol

[Warpurlgis]

why dont you just take the candy. you score candy and a good pranks

[Slawter]

mmm, candy. im probly just gunna walk around town blazed w/ my friend w/ my hair in 3-4 mohawks and my juggalo face paint

[col50]

Do it old school style, nothing but a few cartons of eggs!

[duckiemonster]

Do it old school style, nothing but a few cartons of eggs!

wtf? do you not read the entire thread and the original post? i said do not mention eggs or tp

[duckiemonster]

..........

[duckiemonster]

yea and its not like your a freak walkin around in a bunny suit cause its halloween so your be able to blend in

Beware of the Zombie Easter Bunny!!

Edit: You already have fireworks i forgot, but that does set things off right when you get to throw blackcats at little hannah montanas, indiana jones, ironmans, and whatever popular costume is probably gonna be worn by majority of little kids

ItsA, you are fucking amazing, i luvs the ideas...but since i am 6 feet 3 inches tall, i dont exactly fit in with the munchkins...and a 17 year old doesnt sound anything like a frikking little indy jones lol

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

ItsA, you are fucking amazing, i luvs the ideas...but since i am 6 feet 3 inches tall, i dont exactly fit in with the munchkins...and a 17 year old doesnt sound anything like a frikking little indy jones lol

you kinda lost me? if your talkin bout not blending in because your in a bunny costume, just walk behind some kids like your thier chaparone.

and then that last line you lose me i cant make head or tails....you say indie jones...and when i mentioned that i was just saying how fireworks are awesome to have, but then remembered you already have those.
So i made an edit bout forget that you already have those, and that its just good to "throw blackcats At" little indie jones and the rest of the costumes

if i got everything you said wrong you have to tell me what you meant cause i dont follow haha i just guessed and could be wrong.

..just remembered tping someones house the old fashion way is cool but how bout takeing water or just use a hose laying around and throw wet wads of tp at a house haha that shit sticks and when its dry and if you get it high enough and everywhere its kinda of a hassel to get down. and it makes such funny noises as it makes contact with anything hell throw wet wads of tp at kids too haha!! use piss if you must makes the ick factor go up!

[duckiemonster]

you kinda lost me? if your talkin bout not blending in because your in a bunny costume, just walk behind some kids like your thier chaparone.

and then that last line you lose me i cant make head or tails....you say indie jones...and when i mentioned that i was just saying how fireworks are awesome to have, but then remembered you already have those.
So i made an edit bout forget that you already have those, and that its just good to "throw blackcats At" little indie jones and the rest of the costumes

if i got everything you said wrong you have to tell me what you meant cause i dont follow haha i just guessed and could be wrong.

..just remembered tping someones house the old fashion way is cool but how bout takeing water or just use a hose laying around and throw wet wads of tp at a house haha that shit sticks and when its dry and if you get it high enough and everywhere its kinda of a hassel to get down. and it makes such funny noises as it makes contact with anything hell throw wet wads of tp at kids too haha!! use piss if you must makes the ick factor go up!

the indie comment was saying that my voice is deeper than most people i know but the chaperone idea would work thanks all of you, but i still have a question??? does electrical tape protect from shock if you cut a live wire with electrical taped pliers...

[Ninja]

stick a nasty sexual note up some1's exhaust pipe and stuff a car*** apple in afterwards.

if it's bellow freezing on halloween, stick some nasty porn (with the same guy in all of them) to some1's windows by peeing on them. Then stick on a note that says "i orgasm watching you sodomize and cheat so much; i wanted to return the favor.

salt/bleach some1's lawn, but make shapes, symbols, and words out of it. boobs with dicks inbetween... gang symbols... the anarchist A... both the white power and black power symbols next to each other (to confuse them)... hearts... "salt"... "bleach"... "vandalism"... "You damn beaner!"(only if the people who live there are white)... "[someone else's name] rocks!"...

replace some1's flag with a rainbow flag, and put gay pride symbols all over their house (make good use of those paint thinner guns)

burn something into their driveway

put a bullet on top of a hostage note for a child they don't have

leave a delivery (addressed to them) or porn and/or sex toys on their front door right before people start trick-or-treating so that whoever goes to that house sees what kinky people they are.

if some1 left a bowl of candy out, replace it with that fart/fish candy

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

but i still have a question??? does electrical tape protect from shock if you cut a live wire with electrical taped pliers...

well only one way to find out...


put a bullet on top of a hostage note for a child they don't have

leave a delivery (addressed to them) or porn and/or sex toys on their front door right before people start trick-or-treating so that whoever goes to that house sees what kinky people they are.


haha the first one is hilarious and then the second one gave me an idea just pick one of those houses where they dont look like they are giving out candy and sit in there driveway like you live there and are giving away candy but when kids come up hand then some porn or something creative and inappropriate for children haha (cigerattes, razors, pesticides haha) and when yout hink the parents are bout to call the cops pretend your bout to go inside but instead haul ass out of thier before your caught. but you got to be dressed up and face painted or a mask or else you could be idenifited to the cops or as by someone who knows the real people who own the house

[Badminton4Life]

I'm not completely sure where to put this and i definitely don't want to put it in the art of stealing group as they're fucking retarded but anyways..

Does anyone know how to open a commercial exit/back door from the outside?

[hydromonster]

ya the electrical tape will work
just be sure to double coat it and leave no gaps

[Exploding_viper]

thermite. should have posted in the bullshit instead.
its more viewed than pranks

[duckiemonster]

wow...where do i start? Ninja if a phunking crazy dude, i should really do all that shit at different houses. and thanks hydro for telling me bout the lectrical tape you finally answered my question. woot! making a list and checking it twice. of anarchy of course

[Warpurlgis]

fuck thermite

[duckiemonster]

private school sucks, yes, but breaking in is not the answer. im serious, those nuns have some big fuckin rulers and your knuckles can only take so much......

[numerator-91]

run a car through it

[Warpurlgis]

just take the kids candy

[Badminton4Life]

you guys are very helpful with the high risk techniques arent you. well anyways id rather not demolish the door just bypass it. as long as no one minds im gonna post this in bull shit, as recommended

[deathlord888]

you cant

you can try taking the actual door off the hinges

but odds are that will not work

[Shanx]

I'm not completely sure where to put this and i definitely don't want to put it in the art of stealing group as they're fucking retarded but anyways..



And what an amusing thread that was indeed..

[numerator-91]

read what i posted in the one in the bullshit forum

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

yea take thier candy and leave them with the cheap mary janes and fruit crap....ugh ever been given bags of popcorn F U C K D E M H O E S !!!

[drugfeind]

im probably gunna go around with siplock bags full of mud and toss them at random trick or treaters....fil one of those spray bottle with pepper water:P lmfao and that fuchin bleach lawn shit sounds wicked ill ddefinatly draw some sick twizted shite

[hydromonster]

better than mud use flour wrapped in a paper towel and sealed with a rubber band at the top

when it hits the four goes everywhere in a big cloud

[drugfeind]

wow dude thats mad brilliant im definatly gunna be doin that instead

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

im probably gunna go around with siplock bags full of mud and toss them at random trick or treaters....fil one of those spray bottle with pepper water:P lmfao and that fuchin bleach lawn shit sounds wicked ill ddefinatly draw some sick twizted shite

haha i just got an image of a person dressed as the easter bunny peper sprayin a little kid randomly and takeing thier candy then usin the flour filled paper towel to pretend it one of those ninja "now i'm ehre now i'm not" tricks haha

[duckiemonster]

oh!!!! i gots a brilliant phreaking idea...get one of those collapsible knives that they use in the movies and chase little kids with it...!!!!! haha phuck yeah! thats the badassshittynessty right there! but you have to make sure that the parents arent packin heat...that would be horrible...or you could stage it with your friends and drag random pplz into it...

[onthejon55]

Ninja i think i just gave myself a hernia from laughing
my best prank is to get a group of friends and dress as "paintball players" then walk around and shoot kids until they drop their candy

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

Here's an idea. Next time you're out there, taggin up some wall, paint your balls and press it to the walls. Makes a nice little insignia. See how many heads it turns. lol :D

[Phoenix Fire]

If only the world had walls big enough.

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

lol. you continue to humor me, my friend.

[Phoenix Fire]

And you continue to use context like that of a Russian, Comrade.

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

I was actually thinking more along the lines of an irish drunk.

[Phoenix Fire]

Whatever floats your boat.

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

watever tickles your pickle.

[Phoenix Fire]

If you could fuck any guy on earth who would it be?

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

uhhh......

[Ghostfacekiller]

First: Who the fuck is going to see the Mark it makes and say "Hmmmm..... Is it me or does that splotch looks as if a pair of testicals made it" or are they going to say " look the fucktard messed up on his graffiti"

Second: Your balls will have paint on them and i dont want to get my balls any where near paint remover (your genitalia isnt exsposed to the elements and so its extra sensative)

Third: If the police catch you you will be caught red handed/insert joke about blue balls.

[Phoenix Fire]

you so fucking literal
go burn

[Ghostfacekiller]

SO WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO THEN. HE ASKS A DUMB FUCKING QUESTION AND I GAVE AN APPROPRIATE ANSWER.

Unlike you if someone askes a question i will give an answer to the best of my abilities, not jerk around.

[Phoenix Fire]

no one asked any questions, asshole.
you gotta argue and fight with anyone who contradicts you, fucking nigger.

[Ghostfacekiller]

CRITICAL HIT!

keep up the nigger name. It hurts me so much.

Your the only one i have ever argued with on this forum.
Fine he didnt ask a question, He posted a idea and i gave him feed back.

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

First: Who the fuck is going to see the Mark it makes and say "Hmmmm..... Is it me or does that splotch looks as if a pair of testicals made it" or are they going to say " look the fucktard messed up on his graffiti"

Second: Your balls will have paint on them and i dont want to get my balls any where near paint remover (your genitalia isnt exsposed to the elements and so its extra sensative)

Third: If the police catch you you will be caught red handed/insert joke about blue balls.

First: id imagine i wuld not only paint my balls, but my penis as well, so ppl can be like "oh. i see now. thats disgusting" or "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Second: go ahead and use paint remover. Ill stick to good ol fashoned soap and water.

Third: Its worth it. And i wuldnt use blue paint on my balls. Thats just silly.

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

You have failed, Ghostface. :cool:

[Ghostfacekiller]

I hope the paint drys and you get your balls stuck to the wall. lol

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

Lol. I wuld need a picture of that.

[Ghostfacekiller]

too bad the camera is in the car and your stuck to a wall

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

Too bad I have a picture fone. and a boner.

[Phoenix Fire]

I hope the paint drys and you get your balls stuck to the wall. lol

That would be fucking awesome.

Police report:

Oct/4/08

Minor found attempting vandalism.-
""""" """"" Was found with testicles glued to wall on corner of Main and East.
Action taken- Police officer's applied paint thinner to the mans testicles.
Man screams for hours. Officers currently receiving medical treatment for split sides.

Charged: Public nudity / Vandalism / Massive embaresment

[Jolly Rogerdodger]

Grand. Truly grand.

[Warpurlgis]

good shit good shit

[Warpurlgis]

my cousins used to that

[onthejon55]

if you do it shave first because paint stuck in your pubes would be horrible

[N0M4N]

go ahead, do it :P

[Warpurlgis]

omg you are all fags. stop spamming fucking homos. I don't mod for a day and i got bullshit

[magicalmerf]

What are some good halloween pranks? To do on halloween night.

[hydromonster]

me and my friends are thinking about getting small pumpkins (about 5 inch diameter)
and turning them into grenades that shoot pumpkin shell and pumpkin goo all over the place.
just cut a small whole in the top and slip some bp in (wrapped in tin foil/in a plastic bag so it wont get wet from pumpkin goo) then stick a fuse into the middle of the bp and cover the top with tape or something
havent tried it yet
but i plan on it

[Phoenix Fire]

Im lighting town hall on fire

[hydromonster]

how do you plan on doing that?

[Phoenix Fire]

Lighting it on fire -.-

[hydromonster]

ok ill rephrase my question a little

how do you plan on not getting caught?

[Phoenix Fire]

Running. -.-

[TotalAnarchyUK]

Running. -.-

rolfsaurusrex.

[hydromonster]

ok well i wish you luck with that

[DoctorZoidberg]

Im lighting town hall on fire

nice, you had same idea as me, will you also be doing it drunk off your ass wrapped in suran wrap? i have already burnt the tips of my fingers :) im seating the record computer on a timer to turn off tha twill have a Electric fuse and am leaving the gas stove in next room on :) but in all honesty, im going to scaffel teh church bell tower and smoke a good half IB and then we planed on ringing teh bell with our heads in it the pastor will be pritty pissed, also dying her bird fountain red and putting a a fake body in it :) a

[Phoenix Fire]

While your at it, face plant from the tower.

[DoctorZoidberg]

well, that may happen, we have one of those slides from air liners.......... dont know yet how it will stay attached, i think we planed on just riding it off teh roof into the bed of teh truck and speeding off, i face planted off teh second floor once, but not the tower..... the second floor hurt enough and i took soem morphine earlyer that day, my friend pushed me as a prank and he was going to catch me, but the dumb ass musta forgot to catch me before i fell

[hydromonster]

nice, you had same idea as me, will you also be doing it drunk off your ass wrapped in suran wrap? i have already burnt the tips of my fingers :) im seating the record computer on a timer to turn off tha twill have a Electric fuse and am leaving the gas stove in next room on :) but in all honesty, im going to scaffel teh church bell tower and smoke a good half IB and then we planed on ringing teh bell with our heads in it the pastor will be pritty pissed, also dying her bird fountain red and putting a a fake body in it :) a

how do you plan on getting a fake body?

[DoctorZoidberg]

ever heard of Spencers? they sell weird crap, hand shocker games, sex toys, pot lamps, pot shaped ash trays, miniture and super big condomes, fake blood, allot of randome fun shit, well you can order fake bodys from their catolog, they come filled with fake blood too, they feel very real.

[TennisBomber]

Yea we have a spencer's gifts thing. I plan to put napalm in a tennis ball push them together in a complete row of the street( using my father's super glue ), so they stick to each other, and then light it and watch how people react as it they roll down the street. I wanted to cover them in napalm, but napalm sticks to the street, 0 rollage.


That and i'm just going to do some graffiti.
I will try to get pic.s if I can.

[Warpurlgis]

i dont know i still have a coupledays to think about what im going to do

[hydromonster]

Yea we have a spencer's gifts thing. I plan to put napalm in a tennis ball push them together in a complete row of the street( using my father's super glue ), so they stick to each other, and then light it and watch how people react as it they roll down the street. I wanted to cover them in napalm, but napalm sticks to the street, 0 rollage.


That and i'm just going to do some graffiti.
I will try to get pic.s if I can.

well they probably wont roll very long depending on how long it takes for the tenis ball to ***t then it will just be a burning little pile
instead just get zippo lighter fluid and cover your tenis ball in a bunch of cotton cloth, then just spray down the cotton cloth and then let it roll
or you could just make a ball of cotton cloth and forget the tennis ball but soaking it would take alot more fluid but would also burn much longer

[Phoenix Fire]

Or douse yourself if gasoline and give everyone a show.

[Warpurlgis]

I'm just gonna take the bowls ppl leave the candy in and maybe scare lil kids. Don't have much participation in doing anything this year cause my friends are fat fucks now!!!

[col50]

I plan on killing all the christians.


Actually I plan on getting 1000s of flyers that say "halloween is a scam" (or something like that) and post them everywhere in my town. Also once the trick-or-treating starts I plan on trying to find kids with vary large amounts of candy in their bag and pour bleach into it. Oh and school's going to be awsome on friday because of the amount of sluty costumes.

[TennisBomber]

well they probably wont roll very long depending on how long it takes for the tenis ball to ***t then it will just be a burning little pile
instead just get zippo lighter fluid and cover your tenis ball in a bunch of cotton cloth, then just spray down the cotton cloth and then let it roll
or you could just make a ball of cotton cloth and forget the tennis ball but soaking it would take alot more fluid but would also burn much longer

True, I don't think I have enough lighter fluid however, but the point is to scare people, not to really do any damage, if i'm going to do damage, I don't want to do it on Halloween. Plus, i'm not going to lie, it is a matter of scaring people and showing off to my friends that don't understand anything.

[hydromonster]

well it will still roll alot longer and be easier to make than filling tennis balls with napalm
because as soon as the napalm starts to burn it will just make it stop rolling and if someone ran over it and it stuck onto their tire it would burn the whole tire down
but the cotton soaked with lighter fluid would roll until the hill levels out and wont stick to anything...so actually the lighter fluid ones would be safer

[Maggotsfriend]

I'd say dressing up like these chaps
http://www.old-picture.com/united-states-history-1900s---1930s/pictures/Ku-Klux-Klan.jpg

And going round and mobbing niggers and have a few old fashion lynchings.

But seriously were going to empty 40 litres (or more depending on spread/area) of gas down the main high way and lighting it.

[Warpurlgis]

thats a dandy idea as is this http://fitsnews.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/neo-nazis.jpg

[Warpurlgis]

jew hatiog for no reason tsk tsk

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

haha the old guy in glasses looks like he's petting the tan chubby skinhead

Tonight, since i live in the middle of nowhere, nothing but fields and farm animals, maybe i'll just let all the goats and horses and deer(yea someone raises deer wierdos) let them runamuck maybe tie some sort of banners to them like "PETA was here" haha then tomorrow for actually halloween just dress up as a nun and yell at all the little kids "Santas Not Real!! Its not to late to find Jesus little ones come pray and give me your candy to repent for your sins!!.....Hey you power ranger, yea i'm talkin to you get over here or your goin to hell!!!"

[Warpurlgis]

lol i didnt get to do shit. It was my little brothers basically last Halloween everyone was busy in my family so me and my GF took him trick or treating.

[onthejon55]

Whats the best way to flip a car over quickly and quietly? A Honda CRV to be precise :)

[Warpurlgis]

i have no clue

[Buddha]

About five drunk guys.

[CHEETZzz]

a lever?


why would you need to do this?
most of these questions the nubs ask are retarded...

[skullcandy]

Change the shell of the car to carbon nanotubing. That should lower the weight of the car to about 200 lbs, while at the same time only costing you millions of dollars.

Seriously though, i would use a second class lever and some 3rd class pulleys. This should effectively lower the force you need to use while maxing the distance of your effort.

[twenglish1]

get about 4-6 guys(depending on how strong) on one side of the car and get them all to push up and forward at the same time

[onthejon55]

a lever?


why would you need to do this?
most of these questions the nubs ask are retarded...

to answer your question-prolly because i want to flip over a CRV the most effecient way possible

and if you think its stupid why again did u take the time to give me a halfass answer?

[onthejon55]

do you think flattening the tires on one side is a good idea? and i plan on have the help of at least 4 big dudes

[Ghostfacekiller]

Dig a ditch on one side of car, get a truck attach chains to the roof section on the opposite side. Pull, the wheels will go in the ditch catch and will start to roll the car. Your already in a truck so your off.

[superflysuperwhite]

About five drunk guys.

EXACTLY!!!!

or just T-bone it, they are top heave andll flip right over

[Warpurlgis]

drunk brute force is needed

[sqizzie]

1.horse shit

2.thorn bush

3.dog shit

4.non venomous snakes

5.venomous snakes

6.roaches

7.pepper spray (this is actually sprayed onto the pillow)

8.scorpions

[CHEETZzz]

this is the fucking stupidest thread ever.
i hate you.

[Striker1989]

need help?

[Warpurlgis]

your dead cold body when i kill you

[Warpurlgis]

i hate these ppl sometimes striker your the only decent person to post in pranks in a while

[onthejon55]

dead babies

[Striker1989]

Thanks man, It's a forum, there is no need to get mad at each other.