Worst Thing to say

[fly2pluto]

Worst things to say after sex???

Funny or just plain mean!

[Kasnia]

Is it over?

Hey, you gotta get out of here. My husband's almost home.


(I'll think of more later)

[OMGThePeSt]

Ok.....I really like you so....I can't lie to you anymore.....The truth is...I have aids

[superflysuperwhite]

Ok.....I really like you so....I can't lie to you anymore.....The truth is...I have aids

DAMN IT I WAS GONNA DO AN AIDS JOKE!!!


......haaaah...

"ya'know how i said i had on a condom? hah yeah i lied....and you know how i said i'd pull out.. yeah i lied again....but hey heres some truth, i have herpes!"

[Buddha]

...So...do I pay you now or sumthing?

[A Deo et Rege]

This would be pretty bad:

--Dialog

Man: That was the best sex I've ever had; we need to do this again sometime, but I've got to hurry and get to work.

Woman: Well, before you leave I have something to tell you.

Man: What?

Woman: I haven't always been a woman.........

:D

..)/\(
<Deo>
..)\/(

[bigmoutha456]

these are actually for while you're doin' it...

-don't blink, don't blink! oh damn you missed it!
-just use your finger its bigger
-stop moaning you sound stupid
-Is that s***l coming from you?

[VICE MOB]

have you seen my crab lotion

[numerator-91]

this is a joke but it's pretty funny
a guy is doing a chick in the vagina doggy style, and decides to pull out and go for the anus, the chick thens turns her head and says "thats awfully presumptuous of you" to which the guy replied, "presumptuous, thats a big word for an eight year old."

HA!

[Anon86]

Sorry, I forgot to tell you I have Gonoherpasyphlaids............

[BittyTheVampire]

so... you sounded like a horse

[iwanttokillyou]

even your mum has a tighter pussy and shes had three kids

[Kasnia]

Guy: "You are on birth control, right?"

Girl: "...SHIT! I knew there was something I forgot to do... That's been bugging me for weeks."

[SuperSkunk]

Just yell "DONE!" when you finish as if you were trying to race through an important exam.

[AssRot]

not something that you would SAY really, but it would be rly awkward if you found the missing remote or cornchips inside someones vag

[pyro_idiot_666]

guy: OH SHIT!!! YOU GOTTA GO MY WIFE IS ON HER WAY HERE!!!

chick: WHAT THE FUCK???? WIFE????

guy: and thats not the worst part...you remember that condom i said i would wear?

chick: yeeeeeaaaaa?

guy: well it's still in my wallet.

[Epikhigh]

Guy pulls out of shoots his load all over the girl, the entire time shes pointing and shouting, "IT'S LEAKING!"

[fly2pluto]

haha these are all great :p

[Kasnia]

One of my friends always said that the first time she saw a penis she'd say something like, "aww, it's cute." or "is that all?" Lol

[freetibet]

not something that you would SAY really, but it would be rly awkward if you found the missing remote or cornchips inside someones vag

lol how would you lose an entire remote in your vag?

[AssRot]

lol how would you lose an entire remote in your vag?

thats the awqward part :p

[Dierke]

Guy as he's fuckin some chich: Oh yeah, you like that bitch?

Chick: Fuck yeah! Now I'm ready for your cock instead of your finger.

[fly2pluto]

lmao. nice.

[Sionyx]

Guy smoking after sex: "Fuck that was awesome."

Girl: "It was ok, but I still prefer rottweilers."

[Kasnia]

There's always the time when someone forgets the other person's name, or just accidentally calls them by the wrong name.

[a2thae]

"Oh shit, I thought you were dead not sleeping..sorry I'm a necrophiliac"

"Yea, I should've let you shower before we started"

"I'm suing you bitch, I'm only 17"

*Call the police* "Hello. Officer? I just got raped by a random slut"

*Woman lights up a square* "Oh shit this is bigger than your dick"

"Damn that was nice Rachael...err Jessica....Err Veronica...Err who the fuck are you again?"

Hahaha those are some off the top of my head

[numerator-91]

you can have a prize off the bottom shelf

[Juggalo13Sorrow]

"wait, i cant see the tv!"
"TOUCHDOWN!!!"
"did u hear that snap?"
"yeah, it just broke"
"im not paying child support, SEE YA LATER!!!"

chic on top and as soon as your done yell DONKEY BONK and punch her in the forehead!!!

"hold on, your sisters callin me"

DRUNK SEX MOMENT....(s)he hurls on the other person....

" GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!"

"GO GO GO GO OH YEAH SCORE!!!!"

im sure ill think of more....

[Juggalo13Sorrow]

i drew a smiley on your ass

[Viva la Guevara]

more of a joke....
this woman brings home a midget from a bar and they get into bed and the midget blind folds her and she feels this giant dick go inside her
when they were done she said "that was the best sex i ever had"
midget:next time i'll put BOTH legs in"
haha midget sex

[GREAT THIEF]

Your tits feel like your sisters (goes along with the rodeo)

Which reminds me any of you ever hear of the houdini?

Pull out and spit on a girls back or ass so they think you came then when they turn around bust your nut in her face! It's priceless.

[numerator-91]

angry pirate and the angrydragon.
look em up in the urban dictionary.

[superflysuperwhite]

okay so thi isnt really that bad but im pretty sure itll throw a stick in your spokes for a bit.

so i doin it (really?) and i was also stoned, so i was fuckin like a champion (and it wasnt in my head!)

so the girl starts saying my name, now remeber im stoned so i got a lil confused and thought something was wrong.

i almost asked "what?" now i mean it could have been ignored or it would have just wound up really awkward with both of us just asking eachother "what?"

so i just said "yeah"


moral of the story never say "what" during sex

[r33k]

"wow.. your sister was right she is better at it then you are"

"don't worry i haven't had a outbreak in months"

"can i get a ride to the clinic? doctor said he had somr bad news"

"well the good news is.. i haven't had any worse"

"you didnt tell me you never done this before"

"don't tell dad"

"don't tell your mom"

"dont bark at me that way you little bitch"

all i can think of right now.. im not sober

[Shanx]

Make me samich woman!


nvm, thats the best thing to say

[mojo_1]

[QUOTE=i was stoned, so i was fuckin like a champion (and it wasnt in my head!)[/QUOTE]

Sounds like fun, call me baby...

But you know, i have done that exact same thing- said WHAT when they say my name- its so dum but you have a point- people out there DONT say what when you are shagging some dude... cos it inevitably does lead to weirdness... Cos they are like, what..? and your like, "huh..?" and they are like, "what..?" and your like, "huh..? i was asking YOU..!?" and it is just plain stupid...

[BulletinComesout]

No really I mean it this bathroom doesn't have mrsa. I've fucked here plenty of times. See theres my number on the wall.

[onthejon55]

Guy: lets do it doggy style
Girl: but then i wont get to look you in the eyes
Guy: Exactly!