Computer/Internet Pranks

[Cannon D]

well this prank is simple and people have done it before. Basically what you do is type a misleading name for the description of the hyperlink and the actual hyperlink could be like www.lemonparty.com or www.meatspin.com

[AssRot]

a internet classic

[Rotterdamn]

the internet is for porn.

[AssRot]

before i click on vampirecunt... what is it? i'm guessing its a rly gross looking vagina

[Palm3R]

Here's a good one to send to people, (especially if they have IE browser).
http://tinyurl.com/6l9lc3

That vampirecunt URL sucked. it was just a video and you have an option to play it or not, so people can just click it off right away. also, it wasn't even that bad...

[Warpurlgis]

iwanttokillyou sucks at pranks. Palmer's are good

[AssRot]

fuck you palmer, thats gross (ive seen much worse)

[gzumaeta7]

any one ever herd of phonetracer.org haha i personally think its the best

[Cannon D]

another good one is to tell someone to go to who represnts dot com. cause if you type it its spells www.whorepresents.com or whore presents dot com

[iwanttokillyou]

iwanttokillyou sucks at pranks. Palmer's are good

your just a bitch that doesnt know a good prank go throw a poke ball at sum1

[Warpurlgis]

Maybe i fucking will and that was prolly the gayest comeback it sucked as much as your pranks.

[Cannon D]

hey lets stick to the internet prank ideas cause i personally funny as hel when ur friend or not friend has to watch forced on gay porn and there computer is completely imobilized and they can't do shit about it

[AssRot]

another good one is to tell someone to go to who represnts dot com. cause if you type it its spells www.whorepresents.com or whore presents dot com

a much better one is"pen island dot com" just tell them its a really cool site with all sorts of pens. but its also "penis land dot com"

[Cannon D]

oh dude thats the other one i forgot pen island dot com. I have gotten so many of my friends with that. It works all the time

[Palm3R]

fuck you palmer, thats gross (ive seen much worse)

I've seen way worse too, but if your "victim" has IE it's funny, and it pisses people off...

TIP:
If any of you plan on using one of these prank things or some other link to a sick website (Like meatspin or moldymen etc, etc...) use tinyurl.com, good way to hide things. either that or use another URL masking site. funny shit. :D

[A Deo et Rege]

www.i-like-pie.com

It's not gross, unlike the others posted so far, but it is funny--or so I think.

..)/\(
<Deo>
..)\/(

[AssRot]

palmer, was that sourpatch that you showed me?

[Warpurlgis]

yea that was sourpatch he posted a while ago

[Palm3R]

palmer, was that sourpatch that you showed me?

yeah, but sourpatch.org doesn't have it anymore, it jsut says it'll be hosted somewhere else, and it gives a few links like moldymen.com and some other ones...

[Warpurlgis]

wat are you twelve
No I'm sixteen and you have gay come backs

[CHEETZzz]

I read this prank on some website once and i thought it was kinda funny, though you have to be physically at someone's computer.

OK, this isn't a bad prank, pretty PG.
Basically just:

1. Take a screenshot of their desktop.
2. Set it as their background.
3. Right click desktop for properties, and uncheck 'display icons'
4. Right click taskbar for properties, and check 'auto hide taskbar'

At this point it should look like their desktop only they can't click anything, so it appears frozen. funny-ish

I also suggest:

5. Unplug keyboard/mouse/speakers
6. Delete desktop icons/ hide them in random hidden folder
7. Change their homepage to a gay porn site lol
8. whatever


Give it a try? idc
Tell me if you do this, i never got the chance to.
Add anything else if you want :cool:

[numerator-91]

just do little things like move and rename all their files and documents or rearange all the keys on the keyboard.
however if you really wanna fuck with 'em just take a magnet to the hardrive and watch as the rage takes over after they realise all they have now is an expensive paperweight.

[ishkur88]

that thing with the magnet... not very likely to work. hard drives have some of the most powerful rare-earth magnets in the world built right into them, in very.. very close proximity to the disks.

and, btw, if you really wanna be a jerk just delete their system32 folder. the computer can still boot and everything... you'll just be rather limited in what you can do.. unless you're decent in the cmd.

[Fry-Guy]

what i did was change the images of the desktop files and renamed them not that great but takes a while to change back

[CHEETZzz]

what if you mix matched all the icons of their desktop?
like not just mixed them up, thats stupid and gay, i mean like swap the Firefox icon with the photoshop icon, so the wrong program opens

it'd be annoying
and for X reason i was trying to keep this "prank" clean-ish :P

[AssRot]

change the screen resolution, invert the colors, change the curser, basicalling simple little things that can be done in the control panel

[jakerman3]

if you know how to use cmd you can put a timed shutdown that they can't stop unless they know how to abort it
it doesn't do anything bad its just annoying

[Warpurlgis]

set a picture of a broken computer screen as their background

[this one kid]

set a picture of a broken computer screen as their background

I did this on my bro's brand new 47" lcd tv/monitor.

if its a mac with a gyroscope built into it (laptop) install the newton virus onto it.

Troika | art and design studio | london | art virus (http://www.troika.uk.com/virus.htm)

[ishkur88]

that was fucking awesome when i saw it on Engadget. made me actually think for a second.. then i read that it was fake and was horrid depressed about the whole thing. Why _cant_ a Mac virus be that fun?

[clyde.morris0217]

Well, my buddies and I put a clear piece of tape under my teacher's (and the mouse of a select few douche bags) mouse so the cursor wouldn't move when you use the mouse, and they stayed there moving the mouse around going, "it's not working! It's not working!" and the teacher kept asking, "does anybody else have this problem?" finally they figured it out, but 1/3 the class was over before someone figured it out

[this one kid]

that was fucking awesome when i saw it on Engadget. made me actually think for a second.. then i read that it was fake and was horrid depressed about the whole thing. Why _cant_ a Mac virus be that fun?

Its... fake?

[Phoenix Fire]

set a picture of a broken computer screen as their background

kinda done that

on a friends comp i found the pic he used as bg
opened it in paint, added sum random blue blotches
he started freaking thinking all his pixels were crashing

[leepunkrockr]

I read this prank on some website once and i thought it was kinda funny, though you have to be physically at someone's computer.

OK, this isn't a bad prank, pretty PG.
Basically just:

1. Take a screenshot of their desktop.
2. Set it as their background.
3. Right click desktop for properties, and uncheck 'display icons'
4. Right click taskbar for properties, and check 'auto hide taskbar'

At this point it should look like their desktop only they can't click anything, so it appears frozen. funny-ish



ive done that so many times.
you have NO idea.

[Carmany]

Yeah heard of this one, but its pretty cool

[ultimatefrisbee92]

Here's a good one to send to people, (especially if they have IE browser).
http://tinyurl.com/6l9lc3


That was great really funny
it was easy enough to get out of just ctrl-atl-del then end task and enter a few times but still very funny

[thedragonforce]

or Rclick goto graphics properties then rotation and there you go

[clyde.morris0217]

me and a buddy were acting up in class one time, and it was a day to go to computer lab, so the teacher sat between us so we wouldn't talk. But she's really fat so she walked slow, lol, and we got to the lab way before her, and we switched my friends mouse with her mouse and her mouse with my friends. So when she FINALLY got in, she turned her computer back on, and moved the mouse to the sign in bar, so my friend made it ACTUALLY go to the sign in bar and she clicked it and signed in. Then when she got to the desktop, my friend moved the mouse around reaaaaaallly slowly so she thought it was frozen or something. So she turned the computer off and back on, signed in, and my friend did the same thing. so she went to the room across the hall to get the tech support guy, and we switched it back to normal. Then we she got back she looked like a fat idiot cuz it worked now, lol

man I tell a lot of stories...LONG stories...

[Warpurlgis]

my friend madea thing idk wtf it is but it opens notepads till your computer freezes and they say you ra noob

[CHEETZzz]

man I tell a lot of stories...LONG stories...

lol that last one was priceless,
do tell more haha

[Warpurlgis]

Find a start up manager program and set some of the programs as gay porn pictures and lots of them so they open every time they log on. Then they have a minor annoyance and something they might not want to see

[Kasper]

I have a friend who could make a person cry at their computer.

our school computers have a safety system, like most schools. you cant really edit things, or download anything. he didnt like that.

he made a code that would shut down the computer and couldnt be canceled, then he made an icon for it that looked exactly like internet explorer and put it on every computer in the school...It was funny for a couple days until everyone figured out what was happening, then the teachers just got pissed off and no one was allowed to use the computers for like 2 months.

I cant remember the code, I had it saved somewhere. If I find it i'll post it.

[The Gunslinger]

Prank Software (http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/)
Burn some of these programs onto an Auto Run discs them load the disc into someones computer and wait for them to turn it on or log on
To be really mean just sign thier email adress up on a ton of gay porn sites of something

[Warpurlgis]

I got this Text spammer from someone on this site but I think they quiet posting here. But here it is.

[numerator-91]

i'm not game enough to open that file, can anyone else attest to it's safety

[Badminton4Life]

I was thinking the same thing.

[Warpurlgis]

Nah its safe I use it all the time. The only problem with it is if you accidentally spam the spammer then you got problems.

Here is a screen shot of it on my desktop
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii112/Warpurlgis/Spammer.jpg

[Warpurlgis]

This I worked on more and its more believable. Its just a simple batch program that I made that opens a shit load of notepads. I've sent to one of my friends it worked their computer froze and I loled.:D . Wouldn't suggesting opening on your own computer.

I'll put a tutorial up on how to make this later.

[Warpurlgis]

Sorry bout the double posting but yea.

Here is the tutorial I mentioned above I tried my best to explain I think its understandable but yea here. I have a sample batch file inside these are useful if you can get people to open the main problem is disguise.

[Warpurlgis]

I prank people on IM so I like to hear pwns or ideas on doing this?

[Palm3R]

Some 13 year old kid trying to phish someone, read it, it's funny as hell. XD

br0kenrabbit says: hi

Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening

br0kenrabbit says: What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says: up?

Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says: On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says: yes :)

br0kenrabbit says: Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says: My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says: Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says: Well

Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says: k

br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says: huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says: bs

br0kenrabbit says: Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says: how

br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k

br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says: why?

br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says: tos

br0kenrabbit says: terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says: were?

br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says: why

br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says: :(

br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says: k

br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Okay.

br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)

Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says: m

br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says: yes

br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says: why

br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says: k

Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says: what

br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says: what????

br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst

br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says: what

br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, bitch.

[numerator-91]

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[CHEETZzz]

Some 13 year old kid trying to phish someone, read it, it's funny as hell. XD



XD that was great!
well done 1337 whomever

[Warpurlgis]

lolz pwned

[Palm3R]

I will check out the batch files later, since I'm not on a windows computer so it won't work on this.

But one of the things I did to someone I know when they weren't at their house... Someone posted the BME pain Olympics a while ago, and it was www.<URL here>.WMV for the URL. I went on the person's computer and changed their homepage to that .WMV link, so every time he clicked his internet browser icon, Windows Media Player popped up with BME pain Olympics. Incase you don't know what BME pain Olympics are, go here. I warn you it is very sick:

www.Zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
that's what the video is that I set his homepage to.
here is the person that posted it on this site:
http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/f19/major-warning-6911/

[bighit06]

Wow, that is some smooth talking talent right there.

[c73]

Hahaa, that's awesome. Smooth.

[BadKarma..]

haha. i think thats been around for a while lol. i saw it a few months ago... hell it couldve been years. but yea. that shits priceless

[Warpurlgis]

i like how it got turned around

[Warpurlgis]

no ty i know what it is. Lol I'd be pissed.

[Nuba]

No here's how you really mess with someone. Save a picture of something that you know will really piss the person off and alter it as much as you want in paint. Hide the icons and taskbar and set that as their desk top and printscreen that picture to paint. Now save this picture on a flashdrive or floppy disk for mobile useage. When your on the computer use wish to pwn set that picture as their background and print screen again. Save that picture and set it as their screensaver. Change their keyboard settings to dvorak and lock the computer and take the mouse. Now on the lock screen let it set until the screensaver comes up and when they hook up a new mouse and try to get back on they still won't be able to get into the comp because of the keyboard settings.

An added bonus if you like to further the fun after they somehow manage to get back in. Is making mutiple copies of the icons when you do your printscreen so that they'll show up but won't be able to be clicked. On the later nvedia cards you can also enter the card settings and mess with the color schemes....or turn the screen upside down.

As for the shutting down icons.....i think its just some code that you put in the target line of the icon properities....a friend showed me that but I don't remember it.

[col50]

lmao. Some people are so gullible

[Palm3R]

haha. i think thats been around for a while lol. i saw it a few months ago... hell it couldve been years. but yea. that shits priceless

Yeah, it is kinda old... but every time I see it, I have to laugh at that little kid for sucking at scamming, and sucking more at life.

[marcraft]

LMFAO thats the funniest shit iv evr seen on msn , i love how the kid didnt realise when he said 'valve will never ask you fore your username or password' thats priceless!

[Warpurlgis]

read the forums. posted already. but its still a good idea

[Nuba]

Yes yes I saw what other people posted, but I added some extra details to the prank to make it more powerful. Such as placeing the pic on a flash drive so that its mobile plus it takes less time to pull off the prank, stealing the mouse so they have to bring in a new one which increase the length of it, suggesting dvorak, and locking the computer.

A side note on locking the computer though, make sure that the computer is xp. Cause if you lock a vista computer it takes it to the login in screen and you can't see the edited background.

[ramalamafafafa]

Nah, im not gonna open that till someone else does first...........I fear you, warpurlgis

[ramalamafafafa]

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fuck me that was funny...........

[Warpurlgis]

basic idea posted why i bitched

[Warpurlgis]

i've opened it

[Warpurlgis]

it tis...........

[GoldenFire33]

i just downloaded it its safe

[Warpurlgis]

see look someone trusts me

[deathlord888]

ya it is legit, all it did was lock my comp up for a sec because i spammed myself...

that program is useless tho, might as well just shut the computer off

[Warpurlgis]

lol ive done that enough

[deathlord888]

so what is the point of this program?

[Warpurlgis]

you type something in start it and click on the window such as aim and it spams for you

[deathlord888]

o i c ok thanks

[Warpurlgis]

how did you not know that?

[deathlord888]

i only clicked start then never bothered to click on the other window i was stoned last night haha

[Warpurlgis]

lol i that could have been bad if it was like a virus or something

[deathlord888]

haha ya it could of been, but it wasnt so i got lucky

[Palm3R]

No offence but I don't think that warpurligs has the skills to make that into a virus, lol.
Here is the original file post:
http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/f26/pure-text-spammer-19696/

if you look back a little further into the thread, there is a text spammer 1.02, just so everyone knows taht there is an update.

yes, I have downloaded the original, scanned it , and used it just to test it out. It works fine, there is no viruses.
The only thing wrong with it is that it's very basic for a text spamming program...

[Warpurlgis]

If I really had patience enough to do something such as programming I could but I get mad sitting at the computer all day

[itwasryan]

jesus christ meatspin made me jump

[jakerman3]

I want to do a school prank where I break into the school and get access to the server in the school basement. I want to put a virus on the system that would start a different time, middle of a school day. All the computers are wired together to this server and they can all be controlled from it. I want the virus to make porn and stuff pop up all over the computers and we also have this slide show that plays all day in all the classes, so hopefully it would pop up on there to. I need help programming a virus cause i suck at it, but i can get direct access to the server and use ophcrack to get the admins pass. If anyone can help it would be greatly appreciated.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Take it to Hacking, we're all dumb here. :D

[remadon1]

Great idea but more of a hack

[Warpurlgis]

Take it to Hacking, we're all dumb here. :D

Its not that were dumb its that it would be easier to destroy the server instead of fucking around with viruses. Much easier to take iron to it then waste you time on tinkering around.

[jakerman3]

the thing is i would rather do it without destroying it since its public school and if i got caught it could prob be a fed offence

[blame_the_system91]

hmm, nice, but what would hapen if you place it on a diff computer (a standard one?). Are there virusses good enough that they can hop to others and ultimately the mother-computer? makes things a lot easier. When you have a virus, plz post it here, could com in very handy for others ;P!

haha, im pretty sure the school will need to hire ppl (when the virus is good enough) to get rid of it, costs money and thus will make you get fucked anyway when they find out it was u.... beter just not get caught ;P

GL!

[Nebuchadnezzar]

warpurlgis, please move this thread to hacking

[Warpurlgis]

warpurlgis, please move this thread to hacking


Why dont you suck a horses dick.

If you gave viruses to every computer on school and fucked them up, I think you would get more then fed charges

[saskwche]

i doubt you'll make it into the room and i seriously doubt you will have the knowledge to complete this even find a virus to complete this task

[Warpurlgis]

My school has several server rooms and I know where all of them are... Lol and their all unlocked

[jakerman3]

i know exactly where the server is and i notice during lunch the door is ajar and i could easily walk down there without being in sight of the cameras

[rdgbmx22]

sounds fun enough ... when you find a virus suitable to your needs save it to a flash drive and transfer it to the comp

[snoozilicious]

I just came up with a new craigslist prank..

Find some really slutty pics of girls (facebook or myspace) and put up an ad on craigslist personals saying i want to just get fucked in any hole or i want you to fuck me and treat me like shit.. something whorish, and then leave your friends phone number!! lol

i did this and my friend got like 100 creepy ass phone calls and voicemails.

Another thing i do a lot is spam the sales listings with goatse and tubgirl photos. It usually gets flagged down but every now and then i get some fucking histerical emails.

[jakerman3]

hows that a prank? sounds like u get off by pretending to be a hot girl and attracting creepy guys. Are you GAY?

[new_elite]

spammings not cool

[snoozilicious]

r u retarded? you dopnt put your number you put someone elses and they get fuckin creepers calling them... im sorry but that shits fuckin histerical

[Leezpo]

http://red3v0lution.110mb.com/hacks/hacks.php

[Mexichaos]

Damn that shits funny nigga

[PyroNaziChick]

Seeing as his icon is goatse he might just be as gay as rosie o donnal

[RumbleFox]

Nah dude, you'd definately be like the 800-bajillionth guy to think of that. Usually you give them your "bitch-of-an-ex-girlfriend"'s number or the like.

Might be time to reevaluate your sexual orientation, guy.

[rU_]

stop yelling at him. im sure hes very fucking origional in his own fap fap fapping world.

[Warpurlgis]

You can sign your friendsup for free issues of cosmo and seventeen like I do

[the_mad_man]

fucking hilarious

[EazymuthaphukkinE]

WOW! Amazing!

[skylerwhite]

this be a gay thread

[Camper]

IP address logged??? Have fun doing nothing with my IP?

[gheox]

my ip will change afetr i turn off and turn on my modem

[Warpurlgis]

my ip will change afetr i turn off and turn on my modem

Lol same with mine.

[squeakyneb]

my ip will change afetr i turn off and turn on my modem
Lol same with mine.

Well done. You logged our dynamic IP addresses. I'm proud of you.

Of course, I am assuming that there was a little bit of code there but for all we know it could be a plain HTML file.

[Dr Cantaloupe]

Why do I strangely feel like getting my nails done...

[Wolkkkk]

Lol very funny =)

[Palmer]

LAME!

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zleiax.png

No one would fall for this- all you did was upload a 1 line plain text document to a "free file host."

you could have at least made an HTML or PHP code that made it look somewhat legitimate.
Not very funny.

Clever idea, because some people actually think that if anyone else sees their IP it is the end of their world (like their IP is a hand in 5-card poker or something)... I have to give you credit for that. But you could have did more with this.

EDIT*
To all the morons that actually believed this:
............... *Facepalm*

[Blood]

You could of done this much easier.
www.TheCriminals.net
That's my site and it legitly logs your IP. lol.
Anyway its just some free Java app that logs the IP.

[Palmer]

Yeah, logging people's IP address is not that hard at all.
Just make a quick .PHP and upload it to a free host like 110MB, like I said.

By the way, that site OP posted... Is just a bunch of script-kiddies and newbs.

"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">

<head>
<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type" />
<title>Hack That Site - About Us</title>
<link href="./styles/main.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
</head>"

They have to use "w3 for beginners" and they still suck ass at it. They even admit they are trying to copy enigmagroup (and don't understand that no site is that vulnerable anymore) and said that they -and I quote- "After trying for many weeks, we have finally figured it out. In order to write the missions, you have to have coding skills!"

I change my mind. This leezpo guy is a newb for even going there...

*end rant*

[Warpurlgis]

lol.........

[Palmer]

Try something along the lines of this:


<?php

echo $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; // Show IP

echo "<br>"; // new line

echo gethostbyaddr($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']); // Show Hostname

<p align="center"><img alt="" src="http://74.205.46.130/f/logogen.php?lstyle=bloody&amp;ltext=Your IP has been logged!&amp;lsize=70&amp;lcolor=AD0101&amp;lbcolor=FFFFFF&amp;ladj =1&amp;btran="></p>

<p align="center" class="q">

<input type="text" name="for" value="<?php if (isset($for)) { echo $for; } ?>">

?>

<!-- This is obviously a fake... Nothing really happenes. Any moron could view the source code and see that. -->


Or better yet:

<?php
echo $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; // Show IP
echo "<br>"; // new line
echo gethostbyaddr($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']); // Show Hostname ?>

<p align="center"><img alt="" src="http://74.205.46.130/f/logogen.php?lstyle=bloody&amp;ltext=Your IP has been logged!&amp;lsize=70&amp;lcolor=AD0101&amp;lbcolor=FFFFFF&amp;ladj =1&amp;btran="></p>
<p align="center" class="q">

You have been found browsing private cyberspace and illegal use of bandwidth; your IP has been forwarded to the local authorities and notified of this transaction.

<!-- This is obviously a fake... Nothing really happenes. Any moron could view the source code and see that. -->



The comment at the end is unnecessary (of course). So is the "src="http://74.205.46.130/f/logogen.php" which shows the big bloody text font. That was just my touch, and obviously the entire mid section which is placing the text isn't needed; Just for effects...
That is a way better idea than what OP did.

They might need a little fixing, but this was something I came up with off the top of my head in less than 10 minutes.

[Dynesti]

HAHAHAHAA i knew he was bluffing the second i saw the adress.
2. Im at school so even if he was serious i would laugh my ass of seeing the comp hacked.

[squeakyneb]

LAME!
THERE WAS AN IMAGE HERE, REMOVED TO SAVE SPACE. PLEASE SEE ORIGINAL POST
No one would fall for this- all you did was upload a 1 line plain text document to a "free file host."

you could have at least made an HTML or PHP code that made it look somewhat legitimate.
Not very funny.



To this guy: *Facepalm*

Even if you are right, you still fail harder. If you look at the source of a php page, you will see the resulting HTML output, but never the code. When anyone requests the code, it is processed and replaced by its output. While it displays a plain line either way, there might be some code there you will never see.

See What Is My IP.org (http://whatismyip.org) for an example of this. Thats your public IP address as the rest of the Internet sees it.

[Crackbone]

Gah! What the fuck is his icon?!

[beastmodeslayton]

so chya boy with tha gapin asshole pic....def not straight, and i agree gay thread

[Palmer]

To this guy: *Facepalm*

Even if you are right, you still fail harder. If you look at the source of a php page, you will see the resulting HTML output, but never the code. When anyone requests the code, it is processed and replaced by its output. While it displays a plain line either way, there might be some code there you will never see.

See What Is My IP.org (http://whatismyip.org) for an example of this. Thats your public IP address as the rest of the Internet sees it.

that makes it 3p1c w1inz0rd n00b you are so 1337!
<sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell>
You DO realize that there is ways to get the true source code, aside from pushing ctrl-u, right?
And besides that, like I said, it doesn't look legit at all. He did nothing. He pretty much said it in the post. "Would't that be cool if blah blah blah"

I know what a fucking IP address is.
Big deal, I know you can view your IP address online, every time you move from page to page it send out your IP address... and guess what? It does fucking nothing when other people see it. =D
Exactly... In fact, this site loggs your IP. Great, want a cookie?

IP logged, who cares? There is many sites that do it. It's not like it is 5 card poker where you can't ever let anyone see it at any time or you'll lose.
Yeah that'd be great if you could see someone's IP address...

24.73.24.64
24.73.24.64
24.73.24.64
24.73.24.64

Oh noes, I live in St. Pete Florida! what will I do now that everyone knows!? D=
Fucking nothing, because it doesn't matter.
Fuck, people are so gullible.

[squeakyneb]

You DO realize that there is ways to get the true source code, aside from pushing ctrl-u, right?

Getting your browser to display the source (not always ctrl+u) still doesn't display the "true source". You can only see the "true source" if you have non-HTTP access, such as FTP.

[Palmer]

Getting your browser to display the source (not always ctrl+u) still doesn't display the "true source". You can only see the "true source" if you have non-HTTP access, such as FTP.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's not the actual source, and I realize this already...
http://www.anarchistcookbook.com/f26/php-t30350/page3.html#post270363
That will explain it better, there is already an argument going on about it so IDGAF.
This thread is old and leezpo is a faggot so this thread he posted doesn't even count...

[RubySyntax]

LAWDY LAWDY LOO. You are clearly the uber 1337 h4x0rz. My sarcasm level is over nine thousand.

[xDarryl]

Wrong section too bad? It is kind of a "prank"

This is a C&P From bash.org

All I have to say about this is, That yeah people are hella creeps out there.
Word of advice for people on this forum, take this quote into action tho, I'v already done this method but here is something good to know to all you n00bs.

Rename your virus's, trojans, keyloggers, etc etc like he did with his videos to something people "WILL DOWNLOAD" or what people want and there you go a good method of spreading.

I think just about anyone who meets me and talks to me for long enough comes to terms with the fact that I am a very sick, twisted person. Also factor in a few mountain dews, a Peer-to-Peer connection, and boredom and you get what might be the funniest combination imaginable.
I had been downloading music yesterday evening. Led Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, Flock of Seagulls, things like that. Then I realized that it'd be a funny joke to play on people if I were to change "Keep on Rolling" to "Hot Lesbian Sex". I watched as within minutes this file got 50 downloads. I was astounded.


Then the Tom got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Tom got a wonderful awful idea.
What if, perhaps, I was to change some of these names to sick pornography titles? I wonder if I'd get any bites?
And this is where the fun begins.
The first title I put up was "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." I sat in anticipation, waiting for my first download. Success, the first download came. Then the second. Then the third. This baby was steamrolling down the information super highway like a trucker with a hardon that has 2 miles left to the next truck stop. Before I knew it, I was getting twenty downloads. Then thirty. Then fifty. Can you imagine that in the end, rather than getting dancing boys naked and indulging themselves with sweets and frolicking in a dewy meadow, one-hundred thirty two people got a disappointing video of Led Zeppelin performing "Dazed and Confused" in front of a live audience? At this point, I had no choice but to continue.


The second title I put up was "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." I thought that this was too far out to get any downloads. Alas, I was wrong. It got a download. Then two. Then thirty. In the end, seventy-eight sweaty, drooling fudges wanted to see my ex girlfriend mow the lawn stark naked. She's not even that hot. Rather then get their lawn-mowing beauty, they got the song "Ozone baby."


For the third title, I decided to transform "White Wedding" into the more intriguing "Elephant cock horse." I wish I could say I was kidding when this thing was downloaded one hundred eighty seven times. I guess there is something about horses and elephants showing their cocks that bring out the best in people. I nearly died of laughter at this point. "How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!" For sanctity's sake, we're going to leave this as a mystery. I hope I turned some people on to Billy Idol, hopefully distracting them long enough to forget that masturbating to horse and elephant genitalia are not really something their mothers would be proud of.


I couldn't stop myself from doing another. "Grandma Bingo Sex." Short and sweet. I couldn't stop myself from amusing.........myself..... "Grandma Bingo Sex." Surely not a common scenario, and surely not a scenario that would arouse many a twisted psyche. Apparently I know nothing about the human psyche. One hundred twenty two. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO PEOPLE would like to see grandma getting bent over the bingo table, game card in hand, getting donkey punched by a 90 year old addle brained porn star. I rubbed my eyes just to double check. My eyes had to be lying to my brain. My penis had shriveled to the size of a 2 day old Wendys chicken nugget.
They asked for Grandma.
They got Joan Jett.


At this point I had to start taking puffs of my albuteral inhaler to keep from suffocating myself with laughter. "Girl on girl toe insertion (LEGAL)" was my next proud creation. Everyone likes 38 Special, so everyone won't feel like such dumb-asses after downloading this footy piece of crap. Never underestimate the inertia traveling behind a toe inserting itself into a rectum, friends. It's like a fudging semi hurling down Interstate 40 in the noonday sun. One hundred twelve people wanted to jerk to this. God have mercy on us.


At this point, for some odd reason, the user name "Enraged Baboon" popped into my head. "Enraged Baboon fudging a nipple factory." No way in hell would this get many downloads. Who could possibly type in any or all of those keywords? I guess people like seeing sweaty red-ass baboons, nostrils flaring, banging their chests like Marky Mark in the movie "Fear", having sex WITH each other in a factory that produces baby-bottle nipples. Imagine what those children would look like. One hundred seventy two people typed those magic words into Limewire, and got a hot steaming pile of monkey love. Well, it was Pink Floyd, but a man can dream, cant he?


This could all seem very disturbing. My final experiment, however, made me dizzy as my precious sack retreated into my pelvis. ...THREE PEOPLE...three disgusting, drooling, perverted, fudged up people, wielding a box of Puffs Plus and a tube of Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion, bright eyed and bushy tailed, wanted to see "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and how does an EMU take one, for that matter?
Ladies and gentlemen: this is why I have lost every last ounce of faith in humanity.
If I may quote Method:
"You're going to make a lot of sick people very unhappy."

[ravenscar]

none of those sound appealing

[hdeuce]

fucking funny.

[punkassbitch]

Fuck, that is hilarious!

[xDarryl]

What the hell one of the guys were called ravenscar j/k

[ravenscar]

really, fuck more people tryin to be me,

[gheox]

What the hell one of the guys were called ravenscar j/k

ahahahahgahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahahha :eek: :D

[Warpurlgis]

hahahahahahahaha

[Granz]

Hah! Genius.
I liked your Grinch quote also.

[ravenscar]

i wish i had limewire, do they still have version one free?

[SexyFish]

Hot lesbian sex gets 50 but grandma bingo sex gets 122?

[xDarryl]

http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad1/mklunk342/douche.jpg

[i_club_midgets]

http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad1/mklunk342/douche.jpg

[alex_m99]

Hey guys hows it going, I'm new here and am finding the site very helpful

I have been searching around, but I still have some questions on Key Loggers, I wasn't sure where to put the thread as it is a prank, but also hacking kinda, and could also be used for stealing. In this context, its really a prank.

I'm talking about the kind which is inserted into the keyboard, like a chip and sends the info wirelessly to your laptop

1. Are they legal? (aus) (stupid question)
2. Where can they be obtained?
3. Reason for wanting one? (legal)
4. How much do they cost? (seen them on ebay for 2.5k :|)
5. Would it be better to encrypt the logger into an email or over msn?

Thanks for the help in advance guys, and I'm aware that these questions sound ridiculous, don't start a flame war.

[xXN0sferatuXx]

1.Keyloggers are legal forms of monitoring. But you go into the relm of them being illegal when you attempt to use them to steal information such as but not limited to: credit card numbers, names, addresses, phone numbers, etc.
2. http://www.wellresearchedreviews.com/computer-monitoring/keylogger.html?gclid=CIyV_YKc5p0CFZla2godWSkhLQ that website has what they call the top ten. and chips arent preferable. justinstall a program that'll emal you their activities.
3. i don't understand that question
4. Prices vary depending on the program your looking for and you can find some for free.
5. you could do that but if you can get physical access to the computer id just install it and hide in in a random folder to where he can find it.

[Warpurlgis]

Hey guys hows it going, I'm new here and am finding the site very helpful

I have been searching around, but I still have some questions on Key Loggers, I wasn't sure where to put the thread as it is a prank, but also hacking kinda, and could also be used for stealing. In this context, its really a prank.

I'm talking about the kind which is inserted into the keyboard, like a chip and sends the info wirelessly to your laptop

1. Are they legal? (aus) (stupid question)
2. Where can they be obtained?
3. Reason for wanting one? (legal)
4. How much do they cost? (seen them on ebay for 2.5k :|)
5. Would it be better to encrypt the logger into an email or over msn?

Thanks for the help in advance guys, and I'm aware that these questions sound ridiculous, don't start a flame war.

Don't fucking tell me what to do.. I'll flame when and where I want.

!. Read my God damn fucking rules, if you don't want to then tell me to ban you now.
2. Keyloggers are an invasion of privacy and illegal in other ways as well.
3. I don't like the way you think you can control people of higher authority on a site you just joined.

[xXN0sferatuXx]

Don't fucking tell me what to do.. I'll flame when and where I want.

!. Read my God damn fucking rules, if you don't want to then tell me to ban you now.
2. Keyloggers are an invasion of privacy and illegal in other ways as well.
3. I don't like the way you think you can control people of higher authority on a site you just joined.

wow so angry war. Calm down he was just asking not to get flamed for asking a question thats easily answered. I'm sure he didn't mean it in a way that your taking it. You gotta be patient with idiots man. And in the way he is using them yes a keylogger would be illegal but in general as a monitoring device for something you own they are perfectly legal.

[alex_m99]

whoa take it easy Warpurlgis, I was just meaning the way N0sferatu said, I realised that the questions seemed a n00bish, but I just needed confirmation, I didn't mean to make it seem that I was controlling you..

Anyway, thanks heaps for those responses, N0s they were very helpful. Question 3 was worded incorrectly, after further deliberation, I realise its irrelevent :P nvm, cheers

EDIT: So if I am to email it to him, do I need to encrypt it, because won't it be detected and deleted by his virus detection program?

Installing it via USB is the best sounding option at the moment

[xXN0sferatuXx]

If you really wanna try and hide it in an email try hiding it in a pic. http://www.hackserver.org/forum/showthread.php?t=297 that link will show you how. but like i said just dump it to a usb drive then install it into a random folder thats hidden deep in the system.

[Warpurlgis]

wow so angry war. Calm down he was just asking not to get flamed for asking a question thats easily answered. I'm sure he didn't mean it in a way that your taking it. You gotta be patient with idiots man. And in the way he is using them yes a keylogger would be illegal but in general as a monitoring device for something you own they are perfectly legal.

Putting things like this in Pranks possibly thinking about putting them in Hacking is just asking for trouble.

[alex_m99]

Wow thanks, N0s, google is our friend :P

Why is that asking for trouble, War? Thats my excuse if someone such as yourself doesn't approve of this thread being posted in this section, and feels that it is more appropriate being in the hacking section

[Warpurlgis]

b/c your a fucking moron for even asking

[xXN0sferatuXx]

Ok so war doesnt think this question belongs in pranks because its a technical question so he would rather you have posted it in hacking. Which would have been the preferable place anyway. So next time before posting in pranks just ask yourself... Is this something a 9year old can answer. if its not you probably should avoid posting in pranks.

[Warpurlgis]

o im actually 17 but ty anyway, see my initial problem is keylogging isnt original nor really a prank... i actually think he intends to use it to hack runescape accounts.

go ahead piss me off again, ill just fucking ban you

[xXN0sferatuXx]

lmao i love you war you make me happy =).

[alex_m99]

wow, okay not very friendly, appologies for posting in the wrong section, but I'm using it in this context as a prank, feel free to move it..
I am 17, but I've never played Runescape, or WoW or any of that addictive shit
I simply want to know how to screw with my friend with a keylogger, as I am very inexperienced with hacking and hoped that someone could be helpful and give me some advice like N0s did
Isn't this forum for discussion and help?

[Warpurlgis]

well please next time just fucking ask straight up

[xXN0sferatuXx]

Yeah its supposed to be but you end up with a lot of flaming going on and people just giving stupid answers. That's the main reason why admins like war keep getting pissed off at people.

[alex_m99]

Ok, sorry War, had a few things to ask though, as I said I'm very inexperienced

for example, I thought I was a genius opening up a .bat file at school :P

Yeah, N0s I've noticed ALOT of flaming on here, its kinda entertaining though :P

Another question, if I was to email this to him how does it get activated? Do I do it remotely, or does he have to activate it (no chance) or does code need to be written to make it initialise once downloaded?

Right now, USB installing sounds like a really good option :P, but learning to do it by email would be really cool

[Warpurlgis]

im gonna tell you now look it up on youtube if its not there then come here

[xXN0sferatuXx]

Ok this is gonna get war to ban me. You gotta set the program to a .exe file that way when he opens the photo he will activate the logger.

[alex_m99]

oooook thanks, N0s I'll search around for tuts on basic stuff like that, and I'll make sure to check youtube aswell ;)

[xXN0sferatuXx]

No problem thats usually your best starting place in the future. =)

[nate lightning]

you didnt piss me off

[alex_m99]

haha thanks man, that was what I was hoping :P

EDIT: Okay, I've decided on what I will do. In this context and as it will be too hard to muck around with to email, I'll just go to his house and plant it via USB.

After googling around, I've found quite a few keylogger programs, some look dodgey, has anyone on here used them before, and have any recommendations?

My only requirements are that it is free, undetectable, and that it can send me the data, so I don't have to go and get it manually. How will it send me the data anyway? Email?

Thanks in advance for any help, guys

[Dalisword]

Try www.refog.com its free but you have to directly download it to his pc

[alex_m99]

hmm thanks for the reply, Dalisword

I had a look at that one, but the free version isn't invisible, apparently there is an icon in the system tray =/ + i would prefer one that I could install with a USB too hmm

[Waka_Flocka]

warpurlgis IS cool

[xXN0sferatuXx]

http://www.topsecretsoftware.com/silent-logger.html that looks like it fits the bill.

[alex_m99]

Wow, your a lifesaver, you little vampire, you :P

That one sounds awesome! Only problem is that its not free, I'm sure there'd be a way to get around that but hmm that one looks very promising thanks

[killa696]

You could probably buy chips that go into the keyboard, but wouldn't it be easier to get a program that mails it to Gmail?

[alex_m99]

Ya one that emails to Gmail is pretty much a necessity, the one that N0sferatu mentioned said that it could track a computer on the other side of the world after installation, so I assume it emails to you through either instant message or email within the program

[alex_m99]

BUMP

Anyone know of a keylogger program which I can install with a USB, will be hidden, and can remotely send the data to my laptop?