This person

[AssRot]

A friend of mine has been angered by this certain person. How would he go about taking care of them? He has the adress and all he wants are some nasty ideas because none of the ones on the internet seem right.

[marcraft]

how much does he hate this person ? did they insult him or mutilate his girlfriend..? and is he prepared to go through with despicable acts to extract his revenge?

[AssRot]

He hates "person" very much. Person needs to learn to stop being SO FUCKING NOSEY. He only wants to go as far as properly damage

[marcraft]

does this person have a dog that runs free in the yard atall? im a semi-profesional trapper and have a few suggestions about traps that would be consideribly painfull for a dog (gopher traps would snap a dogs leg in half but wouldnt do anything if stepped on by a human) if animal cruelty isnt his thing theres a few particularily nasty things that would make life very unpleasent for him on a long term scale (chemical irritants or critters) you can buy noreegen (dono how 2 spell it) mice (rats work to) from any pet shop and if a dozen or so are put through his mail slot or window they could (partially) destroy his house. or were you more thinking of vandelism?

[AssRot]

I don't think he'd like hurting animals, but the termite thing sounds great. What else do you have on terms of vandalism? >=F

[marcraft]

not termites , mice. for 2 very good reasons 1. you cant go into a store and buy 50 or so termites 2. pesticides kill termites within days, mice are MUCH more resilliant. just go to a pet store and say your going on a trip with your pet snake, about 75% of pet stores sell live mice/rats. do you know any of the guys fears ??
ex. i knew a guy who was afraid of cotton (wyrd ehh) he said a derogatory comment to me somewhere i couldnt retaliate so i waited untill that night and superglued cotton balls , en masse , to his house and car door handles he freaked when he put his hand into the mailbox and came out with cotton balls stuck to his hands. it would only have slightly annoyed me but it put a screw loose in this guy, long example i know but its been like 8 months since i last told it so i couldnt help meself lol.
back to the vandelism , one thing often overlooked is the fact that paint washes off. its much more effective to cut (with a knife) obscene things into car/house windows and they cant be fixed (without buying new 100-500$ windows)
WD40 , draincleaner , rootkiller , etc can be put onto a healthy lawn so as to spell or draw even more obscene things covertly and wil most likely (depending on what you use) be impossible to get rid of short of digging the entire lawn up and replacing it.
you can also put a variety of nasty s***ling things on the air vent (or outdoor airconditioner) of house/car that will stink up the house something nasty.
i could go on and on lol , if you have any specifics i might be able to provide better advice

[Warpurlgis]

do a series of small annoyances over time everyday such as things to the out side of his house and only his

[AssRot]

I'm liking these. I may make slight variations but these are solid

[Palm3R]

Just property damage?
maybe something simple?
Like motoroil on the lawn, spraypaint the side of the house (doesn't have to be art, just something that would piss them off), sabotage dish ( or satellite, cable, or whatever they have).
that's all I could really think of right off the top of my head. It sucks cuz everyone else's ideas are better than mine. XD
maybe a combination of all of them, including a some from the other posts. :D

[A Deo et Rege]

This might be a little extreme, but personal experience tells me this will definitely give you the result you desire. All you need is a few ingredients such as garlic, vegetable oil, a gallon jar, and a vacuum packing device. Take the garlic and place enough in the jar to fill it 3/4 of the way to the top. Then fill the jar with the vegetable oil all the way to the top, but not into the mouth of the jar. Take a jar tin and place it on top of the jar, and use a vacuum packing machine to remove the air and seal the jar. Place a lid on the jar and set it in a dark closet for about 2-3 weeks, or until a thick milky substance fills the jar. After the milky substance appears, and has filled the jar you can take off the lid and harvest the "product." Take this milky liquid and put about .5 ml of it in any of your victims food or drink, and in about three days your problem will be solved.


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[marcraft]

your full of shit deo we all know youv never poisoned , much less killed anyone. and if your gona go to al that trouble just go buy a castor bean plant and grind a bean to get the ricin, way more affective.

[AssRot]

He wasn't planning on murder

[A Deo et Rege]

I wasn't suggesting that you murder the guy, and anyway do you even know what the milky substance I was talking about is? I was just suggesting that you make him extre***y sick, and that is exactly what this stuff will do. However, in higher doses it can kill, but not the amount I specified. I was just thinking that you could make him horribly sick, then go see him while he's sick and say "hmmm...I heard you were sick; karma's a bitch, and I'd suggest keeping your nose clean so this doesn't happen again." or something to that extent. :p

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[AssRot]

lol well thanks. unfortunately its not that kind of relationship that he can get that close

[jakerman3]

im not sure the exact name of the chemical but you can spray grass killer all over his yard to make it brown. or forks in the lawn. classic: toilet paper. piss in his gas tank, completely fucks up engine. stink bomb in ac intake. cut telephone lines or cable lines in the box on the side of their house.
just use your imagination

[numerator-91]

hide seafood in his hubcaps....only works if he has hubcaps
or any other devious places

[CrazyCory564]

hide seafood in his hubcaps....only works if he has hubcaps
or any other devious places

Sushi under the drivers seat works well.

Wait til a COLD night and get some balogna. Get it all wet and stick it all over his car. In the morning he'll see it and peel it off, leaving him with a polka-dot car because the paint comes off too. (yes this is old and unoriginal, and no i really don't care)

[Rotterdamn]

antifreeze + a cooked hamburger, anti freeze has no odor and the dog will eat it and die. Or just key there car or pour lacker thinner on it or somthing like that.

[Quotehere7]

This might be a little extreme, but personal experience tells me this will definitely give you the result you desire. All you need is a few ingredients such as garlic, vegetable oil, a gallon jar, and a vacuum packing device. Take the garlic and place enough in the jar to fill it 3/4 of the way to the top. Then fill the jar with the vegetable oil all the way to the top, but not into the mouth of the jar. Take a jar tin and place it on top of the jar, and use a vacuum packing machine to remove the air and seal the jar. Place a lid on the jar and set it in a dark closet for about 2-3 weeks, or until a thick milky substance fills the jar. After the milky substance appears, and has filled the jar you can take off the lid and harvest the "product." Take this milky liquid and put about .5 ml of it in any of your victims food or drink, and in about three days your problem will be solved.


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I would just refine pipe tobacco. same effect, less expensive.

[Quotehere7]

lol well thanks. unfortunately its not that kind of relationship that he can get that close

if it's his boss, just take a shit in a cup and pour it on his car.

[jakerman3]

how bout just shit on his car, then you dont have to hold your own shit in a cup.
unless your into the 2 girls 1 cup stuff

[gzumaeta7]

kick him in the balls thats allways fun:D

[Panther Lite 16]

Loosening of a car's lug nuts is fun... You could also call a utility company, tell them your "friend's" name and tell them to turn off what-ever utility you called.

[CHEETZzz]

Hey guys i also have a friend who is very pissed off at a certain person.
My friend also has almost all of their data, except a phone # and IP address.

My friend would very much like gaining access to their myspace, but he has the wrong email, and couldn't social engineer them into giving it.

Could anyone offer assistance in getting the said password/email? My friend is a n00b and could only get so much.

yeah...
And my friend's thinking of doing some of the other stuff here too, thanks from him

[a2thae]

Why doesn't your friend just blow the fucking car up, or have someone else blow his fucking car up. If you only want revenge, and not injury, then just cut all the hoses in the hood of the car, and take a knife and have a helluva time.

[SuperSkunk]

Hide his tv remote.

No, actually don't do that it's too messed up.

[Buddha]

The bologna on the car is the best idea. Funny, cruel, and unusual.

[numerator-91]

just pop the hood of his car and play eeny meeny miny mo (is that how you write it?) and just remove a piece

[hunter2011]

if you are able to get to the roof, if he has a chimney and does not use it, drop a few eggs down it, within time it will rot and reak horribbly, if you dont mind getting messy, drop some road kill down the chimney, also the venting pipes for you major appliances, just pour some gas down them, when he turn on the oven, dishwaser, or whatever theyll burst into flames in most cases

[Frankenfish]

Bang is Girlfriend?
Landmines in his front yard?

It's kinda lame, but you could dump the green glowing shit from the glow sticks all over his house. It freaks people out.

Find some way to zip-tie or duct-tape or some way to seal off every single exit in his house while he's inside.

Paintball him and his house when he comes out.

[Stealth2184]

Take bleach and dump all in his/her car.
Write CUNT/DICK or whatever in his/her yard with weed killer

More later

[brennan6632]

thats unoriginal and lame

[Viva la Guevara]

does this peson have car???
can i suggest fecal paint job.....

[Stealth2184]

thats unoriginal and lame

I dont see you contributing any ideas

anyways, can you tell me more about the person your out to get? Is it male or female? Are they fat or skinny? Any personal info would help, but dont give names or addresses. Do they have hobbies?

[perryjrbeard82]

Just nick the break cables on his car but DONT cut them . Or i know its really old but ring a shitload of taxis an tell them u need a cab for like 3am or something it will only work if u av his phone number its lame but it fucks u off being woken up with someone at ur door in the middle of the night or just fill his house an car locks with superglue its a right cunt to get it back out

[perryjrbeard82]

Just remembered a good one i see round my way get his pic and some info on him ie d.o.b and make a shit load of posters warning parents of a pedo in the area and stick them up all over the place

[Stealth2184]

Just remembered a good one i see round my way get his pic and some info on him ie d.o.b and make a shit load of posters warning parents of a pedo in the area and stick them up all over the place

lol hahaha! If you can get his personal info, SS # all that stuff and buy a prepaid cell phone and get a credit card in his name sent to a address that no one lives at. Get the card and go nuts with it online having everything shipped to the empty house. Youll get lotsa free stuff hes gotta pay for

[ramalamafafafa]

i would suggest focusing on his lettterbox. Its further away in case ya gotta piss-bolt.

ok, nice 'n' simple

-Buy a few bottles Methelated spirts (cant spell it) from the local corner shop.
-Dump it on his mailbox, light it, and run real quick

Ok, so that isnt real "dramatic", but, itsa shitload of fun. Subtitute The methilated spirts for other shit, ie: Kerosine, that homemade napalm recipe, whatever.

Or you could blow it up.

[numerator-91]

if your caught it's a federal offence, at least it is for you yanks

[crazyassmetalhead]

take a metal bb, unscrew the inflation thing on his tire, put the bb in and reclose it. deflates the tire without doing any permanent damage. got more shit to do with cars but u haven't mentioned if he or she has one....
flood garage, room of house or car...........

idk supply some info

[ramalamafafafa]

Meh, just as well im not a yank. Australian fuzz is pretty easy ta bolt from i find

[Warpurlgis]

eat his gf out

[Somechillguy]

eat his gf out

stunning, but, i see it on levels

#1- basics- teepee, forks in lawn, duct tape doors closed, ect.
#2- mediocre- eggs, shit, duct tape car,
#3- better- Salts, herbicides, burnouts in lawn, paint, ect.
#4- the next level- leave any drug anything on any part of car or house, call popo, in red paint write cunt everywhere on car, house, ect
#5- call in a bomb threat or something of that nature in his house, late at night, make any small device and leave in mailbox or under car
#6- burn his car, or house, to the ground, kill dogs or cats, try to hack into his ip, have fun

shit i forgot- mousetrap in mailbox, smoke bombs throughout every hole possible at house, ect.

good luck

[numerator-91]

Meh, just as well im not a yank. Australian fuzz is pretty easy ta bolt from i find

wow that puts total australians on her up to bout 5. where bouts you from?

[Shanx]

Pretty stupid but, slash his tires?

[exial]

does this person have a dog that runs free in the yard atall? im a semi-profesional trapper and have a few suggestions about traps that would be consideribly painfull for a dog (gopher traps would snap a dogs leg in half but wouldnt do anything if stepped on by a human) if animal cruelty isnt his thing theres a few particularily nasty things that would make life very unpleasent for him on a long term scale (chemical irritants or critters) you can buy noreegen (dono how 2 spell it) mice (rats work to) from any pet shop and if a dozen or so are put through his mail slot or window they could (partially) destroy his house. or were you more thinking of vandelism?

wat the hell..why would u take out the anger of your "person" out on a innocent dog. wow marsbar u are fucked in the head.

[maverick165]

drano bombs are alway fun toss like 10 of them in different places around the property with an especially big one in the mailbox

if theyve got a shed get one of those water dispenser water bottle and a REALLY slow burning fuse, one that will run for 5-10 minutes, fill the dispenser with about a bottle and a half of drano and a roll of foil shake it up light the fuse and run like HELL i dno how long this one will take if the fuse lights the H2 it will easilly level the shed probably worse if it fails fails to light the H2 itll still make a nice boom and probably total this guys lawn mower and whatever else he keeps in there

smoke powder (potassium nitrate + sugar + splash of baking soda)
draw whatever shape you want on there lawn or driveway and light it

if you REALLY wanna fuck with this guy get a decent amount of quickcreat cement and poor wherever you feel would be funny: gas tanks, mail boxes, this guys chimney if he has one
be creative

[Viva la Guevara]

either way killing his dog will piss him off

[numerator-91]

if theyve got a shed get one of those water dispenser water bottle and a REALLY slow burning fuse, one that will run for 5-10 minutes, fill the dispenser with about a bottle and a half of drano and a roll of foil shake it up light the fuse and run like HELL i dno how long this one will take if the fuse lights the H2 it will easilly level the shed probably worse if it fails fails to light the H2 itll still make a nice boom and probably total this guys lawn mower and whatever else he keeps in there

i hope you die.
aluminium and drano wont do shit for a big explosion and hopefully you die in the process of trying to make one.

[maverick165]

drano + aluminum = H2 gas
rapidly expanding H2 gas + ignition = Fireball
coat some stuff in exploding paste (amonium + iodine crystals) = ignition

6 H2O + 2 Al(s) + 2 OH- --> 2 Al(OH)4-(aq) + 3 H2 (g)

[maverick165]

a kid i no put a wire on their door when he opened it it completed the circuit and detonated a pipe bomb in his mail box
it was really cool
he rang his doorbell and as the guy comes out to look his mall box blows up

[numerator-91]

i know the chemistry behind your piddly little drano bomb. as for for you "huge fire ball" i assume you got a little flash that would hardly do any real damage like "totalling his lawnmower"
as far as your exploding paste (NI3) i really hope you burn or kill yourself while fucking around with decidedly unstable compounds

[ramalamafafafa]

Post his phone number and adress here.

[ramalamafafafa]

wow that puts total australians on her up to bout 5. where bouts you from?


Western Australia.

P.S, sorry, i just noticed how old that post was. Appoligies for necro-posting, or whatever its called.

[Warpurlgis]

you damn zombie fucker

[ramalamafafafa]

hehehehehe, zombie steph rice......

[Exploding_viper]

easy

1.take him to the desert
2.tie him up
3. fuck him in the ass and record it. then mail it to me so i can sell it for $$$
4. put napalm on his dick and balls and his hands or feet,
5. trail of gunpowder to dick, and another to hands or feet. seperate them with a good distance
6.set up a pan of water, with just enough to douse one trail of powder.
7.(insert saw movie here)
8. for reassurance, set up a timed bomb on his back ontop of the ropes so he cant feel it
9. rig a device to light it.


make him choose

fuckstick or feet/hands

[Warpurlgis]

damn that would be the hardest choice ever

[Exploding_viper]

yes im not mentally safe. ill happily admit it

[Viva la Guevara]

pay a black fat man to fuck him in the ear