Quickest Way to a Woman's Heart?

[A Deo et Rege]

A .50 cal. straight through the chest.....
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh144/DeusRexRegis/Random/3D50.jpg

:p

but in all seriousness, what is the quickest way to a woman's heart. I know there are numerous opinions on what is the quickest, but what are your views on the matter; is it money, food, romance, clothes, poetry, or any of the other many possibilities. What do you think is the quickest way to a woman's heart?


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[louied777]

A rapier...actually, I usually won them with sheer humor and charm...plus I'm the "badass/asshole" guy that girls go after, just for the attitude. And I don't even do it on purpose...seriously, I just am natually that way I guess.

[The Anarchist]

I agree, humor ranks on the very top. But charm is right behind that.

[Buddha]

booze?
asdf

[fly2pluto]

well. i think we all know all women are different. what usually wins me over is when the guy is different. I dont like carbon copies. They have to make me laugh, and they have to be sweet. The guy has to make her feel good about herself, so compliments help! Oh, and having money is good too...just kidding!

Whats the quickest way to a mans heart?
-is it really through his stomach? haha

[DontPanicItsOrganic]

the best way to a womans heart i would think would be a guy who shows he is interested but isnt looking to hard. if you just let things kind of fall into place you have a better chance of having things work out. Just dont force things kk. its best you let life work things through.
DPIO

[jazzie]

Hello,
Express your "sincerity" you'll be the winner of my heart!

[A Deo et Rege]

Well, I think in most cases it's money because after all diamonds are a girls best friend, or so they say; however, I also think that you have to show her to what lengths you will go for her; in other words, would you pass up going to the Superbowl just to spend a weekend with her because if you would then she would see that she comes first in above all else. Which I think would win her heart......

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[Kasnia]

I know that I like people who are themselves, but just because they are themselves doesn't mean I'll like them. I have to agree with you guys though, humor is a plus. If a girl can make me laugh and we can have fun together, then everything's great.

Also, I have to agree with Fly2Pluto. People that are different are always great.

[user.gnome]

i actually have a problem in this category... not so much a problem but a sin,

Alright when girls say i lead them on, i don't even do anything, I'm just being myself and it seems like they are leading themselves on? I've been good at the whole girl "game" since my first kiss in kindergarten ;]

But when I'm actually trying to peak a girls interest, i go for the charm and sensitivity way.

[fly2pluto]

hmmm. maybe your unintentionally leading them on? nothing is worse than false hopes.

[The Anarchist]

i actually have a problem in this category... not so much a problem but a sin,

Alright when girls say i lead them on, i don't even do anything, I'm just being myself and it seems like they are leading themselves on? I've been good at the whole girl "game" since my first kiss in kindergarten ;]

But when I'm actually trying to peak a girls interest, i go for the charm and sensitivity way.

You have the Kavorka! You should package it and sell it.

[Kasnia]

i actually have a problem in this category... not so much a problem but a sin,

Alright when girls say i lead them on, i don't even do anything, I'm just being myself and it seems like they are leading themselves on? I've been good at the whole girl "game" since my first kiss in kindergarten ;]

But when I'm actually trying to peak a girls interest, i go for the charm and sensitivity way.

Women are weird. If they're interested in you, you pretty much have to tell them that you're not interested in them or else they think you're leading them on by not telling them (even if you didn't know that they liked you.)

[Verdict]

i think it all depends on the girl.. you really gotta find a woman that is compatible with yourself... i just keep it real and be myself... otherwise I don't want to attract women who will fall in love with someone I'm pretending to be, and later on having to tell her that I'm not really that person, you know?

[fly2pluto]

also a good point.

[Verdict]

playin' hard to get huh? i guess that works with some chicks but if you don't show em' any affection, eventually they'll leave you for someone that will show them affection

[burnside159753]

The quickest way to a woman's heart? Well that's easy just be yourself.....

Men is our main problem their to difficult, all they want is sex.

[fly2pluto]

haha. good point guys. sometimes guys just want a no strings attatched thing, and girls dont always get it. girls are more likely to start thinking about the future. (which can easily scare a guy off) Now, girls think about sex a lot too...(believe it or not). Just not as much as you guys do.

[DollShank]

A rapier...actually, I usually won them with sheer humor and charm...plus I'm the "badass/asshole" guy that girls go after, just for the attitude. And I don't even do it on purpose...seriously, I just am natually that way I guess.

That only works for little girls...not a woman. Girls love the as*hole, women love a real and reliable man.

All of us are different in our own way.
Just don't ignore a girl, and if you keep pushing her away, she's gonna fall into someone else's arms. You know, make her feel loved. Appreciated. But don't smother her. Security in later relationships is important also. Be yourself. Play your video games, get a two player game for the both of you or something. Invite her to concerts with you...you don't always have to be with her, but make her feel like she's welcome in your life.

I don't think sex is a big factor...if it's all you seem to do, maybe it's time for someone else, cause that's not a relationship...sometimes it just kinda happens like that though.

[fly2pluto]

I like what you had to say DollShank :)

[SuperSkunk]

Not to sound like cocky or anything but I don't really try to get girls. They like come to me and then I just act nice to them and get them high and shit.

[DollShank]

Not to sound like cocky or anything but I don't really try to get girls. They like come to me and then I just act nice to them and get them high and shit.

Don't try..seriously.

[The Anarchist]

The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a knife. :)

[Verdict]

The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a knife. :)

LOL... is that some strange fantasy of yours or sumthin? Ur not gonna turn into a serial killer now I hope lol

[DollShank]

The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a knife.

That's kinda funny.

[numerator-91]

women want the best, right now its the rich guy, but back in caveman times it would have been whoever had the fire or the biggest stick.
get what i'm sayin

[Kasnia]

women want the best, right now its the rich guy, but back in caveman times it would have been whoever had the fire or the biggest stick.
get what i'm sayin

Um... Maybe some women are Gold Diggers, but not all are. A lot of the women/girls I know like people based on looks and personality, not if they're rich or not.

[Verdict]

money does make a difference if you got a woman that is high maintainence and wants you to take care of her... and if you don't got the money to do that, then you might just be screwed... my suggestion, just do the best with what you got and things will probably fall into place for ya

[fly2pluto]

yeah, some women are gold diggers, and those women date rich guys. they usually have higher standards and wont go after someone who can't afford them. other women base things off of looks. which is fricken retarded too.

i hate most women. we tend to be shallow bitches. :(

glad im different.
thats also why i get a long better with guys.

so much less complicated.

[techtiger]

i think the best thing to do is simply be yourself, its the little things you can do that get her. Simple things like write her a small note or send her a text just saying that your thinking about her. You dont have to have money (it does help) you dont have to be the best looking(again it helps) but the best thing to do is just be sweet and honest.

[SuperSkunk]

Quickest way to a womens heart.

Through one of the bottom orifices. Either or I don't care which one.

edit:not intended to sound extre***y perverted. hahah

[iwanttokillyou]

the fastest way to a girls heart is through her asshole


damn i should have read the posts first ^^

[pyro_idiot_666]

well ya gotta know what to say and when to say it. it also helps if you have a bit of charm. just make sure that you look into her eyes when they talk and let em know that you care to hear what they have to say. just be there for her and be kind. give her a shoulder to cry on and a friend to shop with, but also be a man and defend her honor...and let her see your six pack. i know my girl loves mine :)

[a2thae]

I am a pickup master, and through all my experience I think that if I had to narrow it down..The best way to get a woman is to be a MAN.

Have some confidence, and keep situations light, try not to talk about depressing shit.

Charm, humor, and cockyness are a nice mix.

Remember to try to be her BOYFRIEND not her GIRLFRIEND and you should be fine as long as you don't come across as a stalker dude who hasn't been with a bitch in 10 years..

You could go for the artist/sensual type but normally I only do that if I want a one night stand. The artist/sensual type aren't reliable in a woman's eyes but they are sexy. They usually are gone once they get their sex.

You could use your money/wealth and show it off, but then you probably won't get past hugging/kissing until you prove you're loyal.

Attraction isn't a choice..as a wise man once said, it's a emotional reaction and you can't help it.

OH and that is BULLSHIT in the post above me about being kind. That won't do shit. The only reason she would stay with you if your being kind and caring is if she's looking for a wussbag husband or if you have some looks. Kindess does nothing to increase attraction. Don't get me wrong...if your an arrogant asshole that won't work either..just COCKY HUMOR and CHARM. and you should be good to go. If you aren't comfortable being that then your pretty much fucked, because woman can sense if you are uncomfortable with a situation.

[BurnDown]

I would have to agree with Deo, one of the quickest ways to a womans heart is the ability to go to any length for her. They also like it if you spend time with them. If you get them gifts, remember, its not the price that matters, but the thought that count.

*“The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.”*

[Sir Toke Alot]

I've always found bein honest, and dedicated always helps. not to mention some good looks help. Sometimes hooking them, then letting them chase you, in other words, dont be overly available, keep the mistery or the suspence high.