Worst Reason Ever...

[hiroshinaga]

So what's the worst reason that you, or your past other's, broke up for? Think lame or stupid...:rolleyes:

[louied777]

Um one girl brokw up with me because I was "too hot" no joke. It was retarded. But then she dated some other guy like a day later, so it was just a really bad excuse.

Oh and I broke up with a chick once because she wanted me to poop on her chest to please her...NO JOKE

[Kasnia]

"I love you, but I'm not in love with you" is always a load of shit..

[fly2pluto]

haha. ive heard that one before. thats a load of crap.

[superflysuperwhite]

"Im not good at relationships"

me either bitch but atleast i was trying!

[Palm3R]

"I love you, but I'm not in love with you" is always a load of shit..

haha. ive heard that one before. thats a load of crap.

That^
and then one time I've heard "I don't know" (which was from the same person). it was total crap, because she kept coming up with all these dumb reasons like she just pulled it out of a girly movie or something...

[puppetmaster_x]

the worst reason a girl ever broke up with me was because i smoked too much pot. this is a fucked up reason because she drank and popped pills.

[fly2pluto]

i think that when it comes to ending it, people dont like being honest. they like to beat around the bush and sugar coat everything. (girls especially)


would you rather hear the truth?

or have it sugar coated for you?

truth hurts...but for me it seems a lot better.

[clyde.morris0217]

a girl told me that a friend liked me, so she didn't want to get in a fight with her friend...but I knew that was bullshit...

[Kasnia]

i think that when it comes to ending it, people dont like being honest. they like to beat around the bush and sugar coat everything. (girls especially)


would you rather hear the truth?

or have it sugar coated for you?

truth hurts...but for me it seems a lot better.

Agreed. I'd rather hear the truth. It's better in the long-run.

[hiroshinaga]

Um one girl brokw up with me because I was "too hot" no joke. It was retarded. But then she dated some other guy like a day later, so it was just a really bad excuse.

Oh and I broke up with a chick once because she wanted me to poop on her chest to please her...NO JOKE

lol how can you be too hot? i dunno, she might've been afraid of your hotness leading to other girls or something lol thats awesome

[Anarchy666]

I think its because i didnt dance on our first date but im not sure.

[Palm3R]

lol
girls are always weird about dancing.
I hate dancing too...

[iwanttokillyou]

Um one girl brokw up with me because I was "too hot" no joke. It was retarded. But then she dated some other guy like a day later, so it was just a really bad excuse.

Oh and I broke up with a chick once because she wanted me to poop on her chest to please her...NO JOKE

whats her number ill shit on her chest

[Exploding_viper]

once cuz this aribic (pretty hot) wanted me to shit in her mouth.
one cuz (im a grade youner than you and my friends hate me cuz your older and stronger then my exex)
one cus she wanted me to lick her hairy asshole( not really, just fuzzy) i did eat her out tho.(turns out she wanted to shit in my mouth) 2 girls 1 cup flashback 'shudderes"

[JRO]

once cuz this aribic (pretty hot) wanted me to shit in her mouth.
one cuz (im a grade youner than you and my friends hate me cuz your older and stronger then my exex)
one cus she wanted me to lick her hairy asshole( not really, just fuzzy) i did eat her out tho.(turns out she wanted to shit in my mouth) 2 girls 1 cup flashback 'shudderes"

how do you get girls like that...shit!.. thats gross

[JRO]

Oh and one chick broke up with me because it was christmas time... I was like what the fuck you stupid whore!

[alucard621]

one was because of the way i dress.. and this was after a year and 2 months. i had dressed no different from the day we met. the funny thing is that same girl still loves me.

the most recent one was "i feel too guilty to be in a relationship.. well not guilty, but paranoid" idk some other stuff. it was stupid.

[FalconryYo]

her hair s***led bad.

[d_k]

haha my friend had the same thing happen to her she ended up becoming a druggie herself hippocracy dont you love it

[SuperSkunk]

I wouldn't really call this a break up because we wern't in a relationship but I didn't know we wern't.

We were like smoking and talking an she says something about going to the beach with her boyfriend so I said "When did I say I was taking you to the beach?" she said "your not my boyfriend"

So I was basically fucking some other guys chick for a year. They were going out for 4 years. I didn't know the dude but I knew his name and I looked him up and called him. He broke up with her and now we're best buddies so I really didn't mind , what I thought at the time was a break up. It was just the most shocking break up like thing that happend to me.

[freetibet]

a girl broke up with me cuz somebody else asked her to prom first. how retarded is that?

I'm pretty sure she was cheating on me with him before that though... dumb bitch

[iwanttokillyou]

i wanna take a shit in a chicks mouth

[macstyles]

One time this bitch broke it off because I put a gun to her head and told her that if she didn't finish the fucking blow job I was going to blow her fucking brains out. Well, actually, I broke it off after she grabbed the gun from me and fired a few missed shots telling me that I'm crazy. Ha, yeah right. She still finished the blow job before I broke it off though.

[AssRot]

what the fuck mac, thats bullshit

[blindskater2846]

dumbest reasons ive been dumped for
"im not really ready for a relationship"
"its summer and i just wanna have fun"
"its the school year and id rather wait til summer to have a boy friend"
"your an asshole"

[Kasnia]

dumbest reasons ive been dumped for
"im not really ready for a relationship"
"its summer and i just wanna have fun"
"its the school year and id rather wait til summer to have a boy friend"
"your an asshole"

Yeah, one of my friends was dumped over the "It's summer and I just want to have fun" reasons.

[blindskater2846]

yeah ive gotten that one twice its annoying. but i guess its better getting that then the "i like your best friend" which happened luckily she was really nice and she didnt tell me like that but when i found out i got really sad.

[Kasnia]

Oh! That reminds me. I've had an ex use the same reason to break up with me that she used to break up with my best friend (I didn't care that they dated) just a couple/few months later.

[macstyles]

what the fuck mac, thats bullshit

You calling me a liar? wait until I pull a gun on your ass next time you're giving me a blow job and see if I am a liar.

But yeah, I used the ole, "It's not you, it's me" line. ha ha ha.

[AssRot]

yes I am calling you a liar, and if youre telling the truth your a dumbass that needs to find help

[a2thae]

what the fuck mac, thats bullshit

Hahahaha fuck dude, AssRot just fucking makes me laugh when I read his posts. Like all of them.

The worst reason I have ever broken up with a chick was cuz she was willing to accept the fact I had 3 other girls. I was like "where the fuck is the passion for me, and the territorialness"? The other girls at least were reluctant.

The worst reason I have ever been dumped was well.. there was this one time I was fucking a chick, and she wanted me to finger her anally so I did, and she got so stimulated that she shit on the bed and partially on my hand. I stopped, and she was like "WHAT THE FUCK? First why would you stop! and second, why would you stimulate me so much? It's over, we don't understand eachother"

And I was like "Ok." I washed my hands, she left, and then I called the front desk and said "Damn, tell your cleaning maids I'm sorry" and checked out of the motel.

that was the most fucked up night of my life

[Palm3R]

To me it seems like girls just like making up excuses, usually don't really relate to why they're REALLY breaking up with you for...

[noshy]

A girl once split with me because she was a lesbian... 2 months later she comes back and said she changed her mind :S

[ishkur88]

"He's in a BAND! I mean... you're not in band.. so you wouldnt get it.. but yeah, HE'S IN A BAND!!!".

needless to say, 'Mr. I'm In A Band' was a douchefuck....

SNAFU.

[deathlord888]

well this was my friend in gr 10 he broke up with a girl because there was a rumor that she had a dick, and they were dating for 6 months so obviously he knew she didnt

[Slawter]

Uh, 9th grade this chick broke up with me because I didn't do anything w/ her (like sex or wutever) in the first week. Then later in the year i asked her out again (cuz im a dumbass) and she said it was too late in the year, but between then and the summer she had 2 or 3 bfs

[deathlord888]

id hit my gf in the first week if she wanted to
but probably i wouldnt of in gr 9 i was a mad bitch

[Black Napalm]

Yea, I also had the whole "I'm just not ready for a relationship" thing. I got back together with her and she said the same thing after a few weeks. I was disappointed and pissed of at the same time lol.

[Slawter]

id hit my gf in the first week if she wanted to
but probably i wouldnt of in gr 9 i was a mad bitch

Yeah, if I had known she wanted to I would of, but the way I am is I ask them what i can do, for some reason. just didnt w/ her. but I'm glad i didnt do anything, cuz she literally is a slut.

[MISFlT]

"Im not good at relationships"

me either bitch but atleast i was trying!

ahh got that one before, exactly what i was thinking to say too

once cuz this aribic (pretty hot) wanted me to shit in her mouth.
one cuz (im a grade youner than you and my friends hate me cuz your older and stronger then my exex)
one cus she wanted me to lick her hairy asshole( not really, just fuzzy) i did eat her out tho.(turns out she wanted to shit in my mouth) 2 girls 1 cup flashback 'shudderes"

wow ummm you seem to sure get a lot of shit around u, LUCKY WHY COME I NEVER GET A GIRL THAT WANTS SOME SHIT (sarcasm)

Uh, 9th grade this chick broke up with me because I didn't do anything w/ her (like sex or wutever) in the first week. Then later in the year i asked her out again (cuz im a dumbass) and she said it was too late in the year, but between then and the summer she had 2 or 3 bfs

well i woulda hit that shit, before anyone else did, but after 2 or 3 bfs? that pussies used, id stay away after that

[iceddawg]

one of my ex's dumped me because she said she had fatal internal bleeding and was confused about what to do. nine months later that bitch was still alive and fucking.