Everything that doesn't fit

[louied777]

Okay
Buy a new bunch of clothes (in bags still) and get your anthrax or sars and shit prepared. take the shirt out and wear a hazmat suit. Now sprinkle that shit on the shirt motherfucker. Now donate it to goodwill and the end of the human race begins all through the kindness of donation. Actually you don't have to wear a hazmat suit cause you'll die anyway
I'm a bat

[Palm3R]

...Actually you don't have to wear a hazmat suit cause you'll die anyway
I'm a bat

I can tell you thought this plan all the way through. =P

[louied777]

I think it's a good Idea for domination

[Palm3R]

Domination? you mean, killing everyone and having no one to dominate? =P

[louied777]

thats my drift

[Palm3R]

oh, okay... don't bother me none. It's not like the world is going anywhere any time soon anyways...

[freetibet]

wouldn't the anthrax shirt only kill the people who handled it? why not poison the water supply, get an STD and fuck tons of people, and put anthrax in the soup kitchens... and bat food

[Dak]

technicaly thats not a prank..... thats murder

[Palm3R]

technicaly thats not a prank..... thats murder

The STD's part isn't murder. XD
unless it's A.I.D.S. even then, people don't have an %100 chance of dying.

[louied777]

I posted this thread a while ago...before pranks was opened

[AssRot]

Anthrax huh? Thats a jerk thing to do

[Dustmaster]

Anthrax huh? Thats a jerk thing to do

this, comin from the guy who has Hitler as his avatar.

[ledzeppeman]

The STD's part isn't murder. XD
unless it's A.I.D.S. even then, people don't have an %100 chance of dying.

I think everyone has a 100% chance of dying... don't you?

[numerator-91]

death is inevitible to all, thats the beauty of life, every breath you take is one breath closer to death

[fruni]

Yeh, lets take over the world with anthrax :D lets go to Russia and grab some.

[AssRot]

this, comin from the guy who has Hitler as his avatar.

lmao you got me

[blindskater2846]

aids makes me only want to have sex with virgins..

i like the anthrax idea.

[Master Pyrofire]

Hell who knows, they may be virgins because they have aids..

[AssRot]

A friend of mine has been angered by this certain person. How would he go about taking care of them? He has the adress and all he wants are some nasty ideas because none of the ones on the internet seem right.

[marcraft]

how much does he hate this person ? did they insult him or mutilate his girlfriend..? and is he prepared to go through with despicable acts to extract his revenge?

[AssRot]

He hates "person" very much. Person needs to learn to stop being SO FUCKING NOSEY. He only wants to go as far as properly damage

[marcraft]

does this person have a dog that runs free in the yard atall? im a semi-profesional trapper and have a few suggestions about traps that would be consideribly painfull for a dog (gopher traps would snap a dogs leg in half but wouldnt do anything if stepped on by a human) if animal cruelty isnt his thing theres a few particularily nasty things that would make life very unpleasent for him on a long term scale (chemical irritants or critters) you can buy noreegen (dono how 2 spell it) mice (rats work to) from any pet shop and if a dozen or so are put through his mail slot or window they could (partially) destroy his house. or were you more thinking of vandelism?

[AssRot]

I don't think he'd like hurting animals, but the termite thing sounds great. What else do you have on terms of vandalism? >=F

[marcraft]

not termites , mice. for 2 very good reasons 1. you cant go into a store and buy 50 or so termites 2. pesticides kill termites within days, mice are MUCH more resilliant. just go to a pet store and say your going on a trip with your pet snake, about 75% of pet stores sell live mice/rats. do you know any of the guys fears ??
ex. i knew a guy who was afraid of cotton (wyrd ehh) he said a derogatory comment to me somewhere i couldnt retaliate so i waited untill that night and superglued cotton balls , en masse , to his house and car door handles he freaked when he put his hand into the mailbox and came out with cotton balls stuck to his hands. it would only have slightly annoyed me but it put a screw loose in this guy, long example i know but its been like 8 months since i last told it so i couldnt help meself lol.
back to the vandelism , one thing often overlooked is the fact that paint washes off. its much more effective to cut (with a knife) obscene things into car/house windows and they cant be fixed (without buying new 100-500$ windows)
WD40 , draincleaner , rootkiller , etc can be put onto a healthy lawn so as to spell or draw even more obscene things covertly and wil most likely (depending on what you use) be impossible to get rid of short of digging the entire lawn up and replacing it.
you can also put a variety of nasty s***ling things on the air vent (or outdoor airconditioner) of house/car that will stink up the house something nasty.
i could go on and on lol , if you have any specifics i might be able to provide better advice

[Warpurlgis]

do a series of small annoyances over time everyday such as things to the out side of his house and only his

[AssRot]

I'm liking these. I may make slight variations but these are solid

[Palm3R]

Just property damage?
maybe something simple?
Like motoroil on the lawn, spraypaint the side of the house (doesn't have to be art, just something that would piss them off), sabotage dish ( or satellite, cable, or whatever they have).
that's all I could really think of right off the top of my head. It sucks cuz everyone else's ideas are better than mine. XD
maybe a combination of all of them, including a some from the other posts. :D

[A Deo et Rege]

This might be a little extreme, but personal experience tells me this will definitely give you the result you desire. All you need is a few ingredients such as garlic, vegetable oil, a gallon jar, and a vacuum packing device. Take the garlic and place enough in the jar to fill it 3/4 of the way to the top. Then fill the jar with the vegetable oil all the way to the top, but not into the mouth of the jar. Take a jar tin and place it on top of the jar, and use a vacuum packing machine to remove the air and seal the jar. Place a lid on the jar and set it in a dark closet for about 2-3 weeks, or until a thick milky substance fills the jar. After the milky substance appears, and has filled the jar you can take off the lid and harvest the "product." Take this milky liquid and put about .5 ml of it in any of your victims food or drink, and in about three days your problem will be solved.


..)/\(
<Deo>
..)\/(

[marcraft]

your full of shit deo we all know youv never poisoned , much less killed anyone. and if your gona go to al that trouble just go buy a castor bean plant and grind a bean to get the ricin, way more affective.

[AssRot]

He wasn't planning on murder

[A Deo et Rege]

I wasn't suggesting that you murder the guy, and anyway do you even know what the milky substance I was talking about is? I was just suggesting that you make him extre***y sick, and that is exactly what this stuff will do. However, in higher doses it can kill, but not the amount I specified. I was just thinking that you could make him horribly sick, then go see him while he's sick and say "hmmm...I heard you were sick; karma's a bitch, and I'd suggest keeping your nose clean so this doesn't happen again." or something to that extent. :p

..)/\(
<Deo>
..)\/(

[AssRot]

lol well thanks. unfortunately its not that kind of relationship that he can get that close

[jakerman3]

im not sure the exact name of the chemical but you can spray grass killer all over his yard to make it brown. or forks in the lawn. classic: toilet paper. piss in his gas tank, completely fucks up engine. stink bomb in ac intake. cut telephone lines or cable lines in the box on the side of their house.
just use your imagination

[numerator-91]

hide seafood in his hubcaps....only works if he has hubcaps
or any other devious places

[CrazyCory564]

hide seafood in his hubcaps....only works if he has hubcaps
or any other devious places

Sushi under the drivers seat works well.

Wait til a COLD night and get some balogna. Get it all wet and stick it all over his car. In the morning he'll see it and peel it off, leaving him with a polka-dot car because the paint comes off too. (yes this is old and unoriginal, and no i really don't care)

[Rotterdamn]

antifreeze + a cooked hamburger, anti freeze has no odor and the dog will eat it and die. Or just key there car or pour lacker thinner on it or somthing like that.

[Rotterdamn]

I like the poison the water supply idea, just I would poison it with somthing else. STD's would just be fucking gay. Kill them or leave them alone. hahahaha

[Quotehere7]

This might be a little extreme, but personal experience tells me this will definitely give you the result you desire. All you need is a few ingredients such as garlic, vegetable oil, a gallon jar, and a vacuum packing device. Take the garlic and place enough in the jar to fill it 3/4 of the way to the top. Then fill the jar with the vegetable oil all the way to the top, but not into the mouth of the jar. Take a jar tin and place it on top of the jar, and use a vacuum packing machine to remove the air and seal the jar. Place a lid on the jar and set it in a dark closet for about 2-3 weeks, or until a thick milky substance fills the jar. After the milky substance appears, and has filled the jar you can take off the lid and harvest the "product." Take this milky liquid and put about .5 ml of it in any of your victims food or drink, and in about three days your problem will be solved.


..)/\(
<Deo>
..)\/(

I would just refine pipe tobacco. same effect, less expensive.

[Quotehere7]

lol well thanks. unfortunately its not that kind of relationship that he can get that close

if it's his boss, just take a shit in a cup and pour it on his car.

[jakerman3]

how bout just shit on his car, then you dont have to hold your own shit in a cup.
unless your into the 2 girls 1 cup stuff

[gzumaeta7]

kick him in the balls thats allways fun:D

[numerator-91]

the new principal at my school has just enforced a policy that ANY year 12 student who participates in an end of year prank, will be immediately expelled and will not be allowed to sit their HSC exams at the school. i had massive plans for those fateful last days, i even wrote up a file called operation "holy jesus fuck up time". cause year 12 finishes a term before the rest of school so we can study and sit our exams in the last term, should i wait and then put things into action effectively after i have left and cannot witness the hilarity. or do i risk getting expelled and losing the oppertunity to get UAI so i can get into a good university.
can i please get some advice on anything that might be helpful

[OMGThePeSt]

No Senior pranks or ye will be expelled? Principal is fucking askin' for it now dude, you deserve to prank those bitches after all those years of bullshit, it's a fucking tradition.....Do that shit and do it good.......Ye will be happy you did.

[Warpurlgis]

Dude that sucks. Just do it in secret if possible and try not to get caught. At my school the last to years the jock butt fucking seniors only thought to wait until their last bell and throw water balloons and spray silly string everywhere, prolly the gayest things ever I was never more pissed at school because of it, yea but the teachers and principal watch the whole thing happen and stop it after a while.

[AssRot]

watch out for cameras

[numerator-91]

we have no cameras, we are a rather well behaved honest catholic school. or so they would have everyone beieve, fight goes down every few days, people regulary pinging or stoned at school.
if i submit my operation plan do ya reckon you could give me some feedback and advice as to wether any of it will work or be worth it.
if anything goes down they will hunt down the perpetrator to the end of the earth until they find me or any other possible scapegoat, which gives me a wonderful idea. i will report back later with full details

[Rotterdamn]

I dont think there allowed to punish your right to a fair education.

[numerator-91]

they have, and they will.
however all the pranks people got expelled for were absolutely insane and/or dangerous and/or expensive to fix, so not quite sure what to do, i shall report back with my full plan shortly

[AssRot]

cover the sairs and banisters with vaseline. Use this if you chicken out of your good plan

[Suigetsu]

I think u should sit it out then stuff them up after your exams. There is nothing they can really do unless youve damaged property in the prank, you have nothing to do with the school after ur hsc, you can get ur results and uai in the mail or by email

Hsc huh wat school?

[numerator-91]

i am not at liberty to divulge my school, it is however a private catholic school with a lot of grounds.
my original plan goes as follows.
Stage 1- arbitrary bullshit
the key to this satge is that it causes no actual damage, it's just really strange, i would have at my disposal some 5500 plastic knives and forks which i was to imbed into a few of the many lawns or grassy areas that little twats frequentcrating a sea of white implements. one of my buddies then has two massive PA speakers which on the volume dial gos up to 10 but we have never put past 4 (for safety reasons), this would be rolled up to the main area in a car and we'd blast some heavy powerful beats.
Stage 2- minor nuisance
this stage involves little things that tend to piss people off but cause little if any damage. i would grease some 100 external doorknobs with liberal amounts of petroleum jelly, rendering them useless. then in the private bathroom reserved only for the school captains and year coordinators, i would attempt to pick the crappy lock and if succsesful, i shall piss all over everything and leave a big steaming turd in the back of the toilets cistern. or i might just steal their toilet paper.
Stage 3- stepping it up.
this is the stage were it starts to get dangerous and where i can get in serious shit, if i got caught for this i'd probably be expelled anyway.
firstly there is know external lock for the building where the year cordinators building is, it's a simple matter of sneaking in at night going up through the man hole in the hall and drop into one of the offices, which we can now fill with whatever we like e.g. bean bag pills, styrofoam peanuts, shaving cream or just take a big steaming dump on the desk or hide some seafood in a difficult to find place. next is filling selective locks with caulk or other applicable fillers to render them useless and as several groups of locks run on matching master keys, many locks will need be replaced.

a few other basic ideas i had where to hide seafood in a locker that belonged to another year group, hide little bags of icing sugar and mixed herbs in a locker...with someones clearly identifiable timetable stuck on the inside door. i was for a little while considering playing around with some NI3 in key slots of on door hinges, but it would probably go off before anyone got to it. and last but not least.......the most underated tool/wepon of all time..........the electromagnet. this bad boy if built right can fuck up any type of computer hardware within the reach of its magnetic field. i'm talkin PC's, ipods, mobile phones, PDA's all sorts of shit. i'm not to keen to go at this one cause it could cause a whole lot of unwated colateral damage and can attract various metal objescts making it less than inconspicuous, and if caught doing shit like that i'm looking at criminal charges.

so tell me what you think, tell me what you like and what i should change or add.

[AssRot]

Sounds solid except for your Bond emp magnet idea

[numerator-91]

its a bit of a long shot that i would but they can be made. it wouldn't be a full on hardcore ***t down that youd get from an electromagnetic pulse (EMP), it's just a moderately smallish magnetic field that would just fry a few computers, mp3s and phones.

[xobnepo]

okay, so at my high school we have these BIG, I mean BIG air intake vents. anyways, i was thinking for the end of the year. to get a friend or 2 to come along with me with 2 or 3 cans of mace the night before the last day (tuesday) and spray them into the air intakes. that way, in the morning when people show up they wont be able to breath or see and eventually no one would be aloud in the school.

its a fairly big school, would 2-3 cans do the job?

[AssRot]

Ok numero uno dude. Filters. Numero taco. Thats not going to work. At all.

[Warpurlgis]

No first off it won't work seeing that most schools have teachers or janitors that are at the school before the students get there so they would prolly shut down the school. Second if your gonna do anything with mace you should go up to peoples front doors knock and if they answer spray them with mace and run.

[Warpurlgis]

i am not at liberty to divulge my school, it is however a private catholic school with a lot of grounds.
my original plan goes as follows.
Stage 1- arbitrary bullshit
the key to this satge is that it causes no actual damage, it's just really strange, i would have at my disposal some 5500 plastic knives and forks which i was to imbed into a few of the many lawns or grassy areas that little twats frequentcrating a sea of white implements. one of my buddies then has two massive PA speakers which on the volume dial gos up to 10 but we have never put past 4 (for safety reasons), this would be rolled up to the main area in a car and we'd blast some heavy powerful beats.
Stage 2- minor nuisance
this stage involves little things that tend to piss people off but cause little if any damage. i would grease some 100 external doorknobs with liberal amounts of petroleum jelly, rendering them useless. then in the private bathroom reserved only for the school captains and year coordinators, i would attempt to pick the crappy lock and if succsesful, i shall piss all over everything and leave a big steaming turd in the back of the toilets cistern. or i might just steal their toilet paper.
Stage 3- stepping it up.
this is the stage were it starts to get dangerous and where i can get in serious shit, if i got caught for this i'd probably be expelled anyway.
firstly there is know external lock for the building where the year cordinators building is, it's a simple matter of sneaking in at night going up through the man hole in the hall and drop into one of the offices, which we can now fill with whatever we like e.g. bean bag pills, styrofoam peanuts, shaving cream or just take a big steaming dump on the desk or hide some seafood in a difficult to find place. next is filling selective locks with caulk or other applicable fillers to render them useless and as several groups of locks run on matching master keys, many locks will need be replaced.

a few other basic ideas i had where to hide seafood in a locker that belonged to another year group, hide little bags of icing sugar and mixed herbs in a locker...with someones clearly identifiable timetable stuck on the inside door. i was for a little while considering playing around with some NI3 in key slots of on door hinges, but it would probably go off before anyone got to it. and last but not least.......the most underated tool/wepon of all time..........the electromagnet. this bad boy if built right can fuck up any type of computer hardware within the reach of its magnetic field. i'm talkin PC's, ipods, mobile phones, PDA's all sorts of shit. i'm not to keen to go at this one cause it could cause a whole lot of unwated colateral damage and can attract various metal objescts making it less than inconspicuous, and if caught doing shit like that i'm looking at criminal charges.

so tell me what you think, tell me what you like and what i should change or add.

About the seafood in the lockers I'm not sure about your school seeing how its catholic or w/e but most schools don't trust the students enough to have them to clean out their lockers so during the summer the janitors prolly open all the lockers and clean them but thats how it works at my school. Second you should put the seafood down the computers disk drive but screw it if its a mac. IDK if you have a library but one I got from my friends dad was to take a dead bird into the library and to put it in a bird book. If you can two part foam the toilets in the bathrooms you were talking about. Thatsall I got new right now but I'll post when I think of something else.

[SuperSkunk]

No first off it won't work seeing that most schools have teachers or janitors that are at the school before the students get there so they would prolly shut down the school. Second if your gonna do anything with mace you should go up to peoples front doors knock and if they answer spray them with mace and run.

And wear a gorilla costume with a sombrero while you do it.

[SuperSkunk]

Don't get caught thats how you get around it.

Oh yeah and I graduated last friday so yeah dude no more school for me ever again.

[xobnepo]

Hahaha,
I remember my friends and I were smoking by there
and when we went into the gym afterwards you could s***l it
coming out of the air conditioner things.
and all we did was smoke a pack.

and the gorilla suit idea. Ill try it. sounds like a blast.

[numerator-91]

About the seafood in the lockers I'm not sure about your school seeing how its catholic or w/e but most schools don't trust the students enough to have them to clean out their lockers so during the summer the janitors prolly open all the lockers and clean them but thats how it works at my school. Second you should put the seafood down the computers disk drive but screw it if its a mac. IDK if you have a library but one I got from my friends dad was to take a dead bird into the library and to put it in a bird book. If you can two part foam the toilets in the bathrooms you were talking about. Thatsall I got new right now but I'll post when I think of something else.

over here in nsw australia year 12 finishes end of term 3 then come back a few times in term 4 to do exams. so it will sit and fester for a whole two week holidays and then hopefully part of term 4 after that.

[a2thae]

dude. I say just fucking go for it.

If you get caught move to the U.S. no one gives a fuck around here.

[a2thae]

Fuck mace, put some good old fashioned night soil up there, and watch the janitors cry. And if you do do shit with mace, throw it in a fire or something. Mace is just plain pussy hehehe.

[kibbler]

Just make a remote rig smoke bomb. Get in trouble on the 2nd to last day so you can hide it in his office. Set it off the next day. He will never know!!!

[numerator-91]

at my school we dont get sent to the principle we get sent to the discipline master

[AssRot]

at my school we dont get sent to the principle we get sent to the discipline master

LMAO, do you get chained up naked in a dungeon too??? lolololol

[thedragonforce]

Okay
Buy a new bunch of clothes (in bags still) and get your anthrax or sars and shit prepared. take the shirt out and wear a hazmat suit. Now sprinkle that shit on the shirt motherfucker. Now donate it to goodwill and the end of the human race begins all through the kindness of donation. Actually you don't have to wear a hazmat suit cause you'll die anyway
I'm a bat

they wash the clothes at goodwill
so wouldnt it all come out in the wash?

[thedragonforce]

the new principal at my school has just enforced a policy that ANY year 12 student who participates in an end of year prank, will be immediately expelled and will not be allowed to sit their HSC exams at the school. i had massive plans for those fateful last days, i even wrote up a file called operation "holy jesus fuck up time". cause year 12 finishes a term before the rest of school so we can study and sit our exams in the last term, should i wait and then put things into action effectively after i have left and cannot witness the hilarity. or do i risk getting expelled and losing the oppertunity to get UAI so i can get into a good university.
can i please get some advice on anything that might be helpful

dont get caught take the necessary steps not to get caught

[Panther Lite 16]

Loosening of a car's lug nuts is fun... You could also call a utility company, tell them your "friend's" name and tell them to turn off what-ever utility you called.

[CHEETZzz]

Hey guys i also have a friend who is very pissed off at a certain person.
My friend also has almost all of their data, except a phone # and IP address.

My friend would very much like gaining access to their myspace, but he has the wrong email, and couldn't social engineer them into giving it.

Could anyone offer assistance in getting the said password/email? My friend is a n00b and could only get so much.

yeah...
And my friend's thinking of doing some of the other stuff here too, thanks from him

[a2thae]

Why doesn't your friend just blow the fucking car up, or have someone else blow his fucking car up. If you only want revenge, and not injury, then just cut all the hoses in the hood of the car, and take a knife and have a helluva time.

[SuperSkunk]

Hide his tv remote.

No, actually don't do that it's too messed up.

[Buddha]

The bologna on the car is the best idea. Funny, cruel, and unusual.

[Fry-Guy]

yeah mace isn't that bad you just tear up but throw in bright light and that shit fuckn burns quick cure for mace is jagermiester

[numerator-91]

just pop the hood of his car and play eeny meeny miny mo (is that how you write it?) and just remove a piece

[numerator-91]

yeah mace isn't that bad you just tear up but throw in bright light and that shit fuckn burns quick cure for mace is jagermiester

how the fuck does jagermiester help?

[xobnepo]

jagermiester... would you drink it or pour it in your eyes?
wouldnt that make them burn more?

[AssRot]

I'm intrigued.

[GREAT THIEF]

I had a can of mace once on my school bus. My friend took it, sprayed a little bit under the seat. In like 30 seconds the whole fucking buss was coughing.

[a2thae]

</sarcasm> DAMN what a mutha fucking badass!!!<sarcasm>

A little bit of mace? what the fuck. That's weak. If your gonna even fucking spray mace use a liberal amount. Yea, my friend took a shit on the bus, and had everyone coughing and breathing hard in under 30 seconds....

[GREAT THIEF]

Are you retarded dude? They had to stop the bus and get everyone off it cause it was so bad. The bus driver almost crashed into the car ahead of us. Why the fuck would someone shit on the bus? Is he 2?

[clyde.morris0217]

why wouldn't you shit on the bus?

1st: it's funny as shit (no pun intended)
2nd: you could just say you couldn't hold it any longer
3rd: I dunno



ANYWAY...
Back to the air vent thing...
Why don't you either smoke a good amount of weed or leave a bag of weed burning in front of it? (but why waste a good bag of weed?)

Y'know...get the whole school high...

If the smoking cigarettes in front of the air intakes made a s***l, then weed should too

[Panther Lite 16]

A couple of tubs of chicken liver left in several lockers will stink the place up.

[Ninja]

If you want the world to end, just wait a few yrs for the war over water, gas, etc. lol

[Viva la Guevara]

well you see
my dad when he was in nam'
him and his battalion would sneak into the villagers huts outside sigon
so lie they woiuld take there lightbulb
and dril a hole in it
idk they used a tool like a drill or sumthin that made holes
any who they would fill the thing with gasoline
sear it shut with a blow tourch (use duck tape)
screw it back in and leave
wen they got home they'd turn it on and
KA-BOOM
death to the veits it was
anywho this was more of a story then a thread but if you ever want to seriously harm someone for somthing you go ahead...
anyone got nyother clever deathly pranks?

[superflysuperwhite]

they did that in the original Longest Yard

[Viva la Guevara]

shit really?
awsome...never saw it =/

[GREAT THIEF]

Yeh, lets take over the world with anthrax :D lets go to Russia and grab some.

Why the hell would you go to russia for anthrax? Do you even know what anthrax is? It's not some chemical that you get or something. It's an actual disease from animals.

[numerator-91]

that reads an awful lot like the exploding lightbulb by the jolly roger

[numerator-91]

wow someone actually has some basicgeneral knowledge

[Buddha]

well you see
my dad when he was in nam'
him and his battalion would sneak into the villagers huts outside sigon
so lie they woiuld take there lightbulb
and dril a hole in it
idk they used a tool like a drill or sumthin that made holes
any who they would fill the thing with gasoline
sear it shut with a blow tourch (use duck tape)
screw it back in and leave
wen they got home they'd turn it on and
KA-BOOM
death to the veits it was
anywho this was more of a story then a thread but if you ever want to seriously harm someone for somthing you go ahead...
anyone got nyother clever deathly pranks?

Wait, how do you take a blow torch to a light bulb full of gasoline?

[Viva la Guevara]

i said to use duck tape
that was only a story....
my old man only talks about that shit when hes tanked o.O

oh and the jolly roger's versoin is with black powder

besides it isnt that original
they put a hole in a thing that gets hot
pour an exlosive substance in and tape in

nothing a 11 year old can figure out

[GREAT THIEF]

Well I aced my biology final with this one =P. Thought anthrax was a good subject to do lol. I used to think anthrax was a chemical too but then doing this I learned its actually a disease from animals and is usually spread by flakes of skin from the animal. Nasty stuff. Especially if it is inhaled.

[a2thae]

when he said "let's go to russia and grab some" I think he was talking about the skin flakes. (which he assumed were chemicals)

I'm glad others think before they post -_-

[Viva la Guevara]

bake a cake and say the powdered sugar is anthrax hahahahahah

[GREAT THIEF]

Who the hell puts powdered sugar on their cake?

[numerator-91]

a light bulb full of gasoline wouldn't do shit
you might as well just toss a grenade into the room

[GREAT THIEF]

What if you left the gas on in a science lab overnight?

[Viva la Guevara]

a bulb get hot
gas is explosive
so why wouldent it do anything

[Whodododoman18]

gas isnt an explosive. its just highly flammable

[GREAT THIEF]

Is'nt gas to heavy though and it would just sink to the floor and not do anything>?

[Viva la Guevara]

what do you mean?
its taped in a lightbulb

[GREAT THIEF]

No no no, im talking about if you turned the gas on in something like a science lab

[Viva la Guevara]

oooooohhh
well no if its like a room that has a granite floor and the windows are closed then it would stay
but if its a shity house then it would escape through cracks n shit

[GREAT THIEF]

Yeah good point. This is off topic but I dont want to make a new post. You think if I went into a abandoned house that might have been an old crack house it could be bad for me? It was like 15 minutes in it.

[Viva la Guevara]

bad for you how?
what?
were you doing crack in it? lol jk
idk idk idk
just try not to drill a girl in there it woulden't be sanitary o.O

[GREAT THIEF]

hahaha alright then.

[christringer]

Yeah fucking jolly roger 101.

[GREAT THIEF]

wth does that mean?

[numerator-91]

it means that the original idea was copied from the jolly roger who is an unreliable source

[GREAT THIEF]

oh, thanks =P

[hunter2011]

if you are able to get to the roof, if he has a chimney and does not use it, drop a few eggs down it, within time it will rot and reak horribbly, if you dont mind getting messy, drop some road kill down the chimney, also the venting pipes for you major appliances, just pour some gas down them, when he turn on the oven, dishwaser, or whatever theyll burst into flames in most cases

[hunter2011]

throw roadkill in the vents, it will spread the reak of dead rotting animals across the school

[Viva la Guevara]

no one noticed he was taking a shit?
fucking retard......

[Frankenfish]

Bang is Girlfriend?
Landmines in his front yard?

It's kinda lame, but you could dump the green glowing shit from the glow sticks all over his house. It freaks people out.

Find some way to zip-tie or duct-tape or some way to seal off every single exit in his house while he's inside.

Paintball him and his house when he comes out.

[Stealth2184]

Take bleach and dump all in his/her car.
Write CUNT/DICK or whatever in his/her yard with weed killer

More later

[brennan6632]

thats unoriginal and lame

[Viva la Guevara]

does this peson have car???
can i suggest fecal paint job.....

[Stealth2184]

thats unoriginal and lame

I dont see you contributing any ideas

anyways, can you tell me more about the person your out to get? Is it male or female? Are they fat or skinny? Any personal info would help, but dont give names or addresses. Do they have hobbies?

[perryjrbeard82]

Just nick the break cables on his car but DONT cut them . Or i know its really old but ring a shitload of taxis an tell them u need a cab for like 3am or something it will only work if u av his phone number its lame but it fucks u off being woken up with someone at ur door in the middle of the night or just fill his house an car locks with superglue its a right cunt to get it back out

[perryjrbeard82]

Just remembered a good one i see round my way get his pic and some info on him ie d.o.b and make a shit load of posters warning parents of a pedo in the area and stick them up all over the place

[Stealth2184]

Just remembered a good one i see round my way get his pic and some info on him ie d.o.b and make a shit load of posters warning parents of a pedo in the area and stick them up all over the place

lol hahaha! If you can get his personal info, SS # all that stuff and buy a prepaid cell phone and get a credit card in his name sent to a address that no one lives at. Get the card and go nuts with it online having everything shipped to the empty house. Youll get lotsa free stuff hes gotta pay for

[a2thae]

no one noticed he was taking a shit?
fucking retard......

it doesn't take too long to shit if you have to shit. He wasn't even gonna do a prank but he just had to shit but he didn't want to shit himself. After he was done, he moved seats and acted like nothing happened. He s***led like shit tho.

[a2thae]

...creative cake makers maybe?

[GREAT THIEF]

wth...you put powdered sugar on your damned french toast ppl!

[numerator-91]

did he wipe?

[numerator-91]

you can put powdered sugar on cakes.

[a2thae]

He did afterwards. I think he didn't immediately, unless he used his shirt or some shit.

[herbsRus]

intresting..the gorrilla costume thing sounds fun..but if i were the one being sprayed id b pissed and run after your ass no matter how bad my eyes burn!

[crazyassmetalhead]

it's gonna take a lot of mace to do that and the way your talking about doing it won't work. get a fog machine and put some mace in that fucker and put it in the vents, that might work. but fog machines and that much mace are expensive. and initiating a chemical attack on your school just sounds like a felony to me, not to mention it probably won't work.

[ramalamafafafa]

i would suggest focusing on his lettterbox. Its further away in case ya gotta piss-bolt.

ok, nice 'n' simple

-Buy a few bottles Methelated spirts (cant spell it) from the local corner shop.
-Dump it on his mailbox, light it, and run real quick

Ok, so that isnt real "dramatic", but, itsa shitload of fun. Subtitute The methilated spirts for other shit, ie: Kerosine, that homemade napalm recipe, whatever.

Or you could blow it up.

[numerator-91]

if your caught it's a federal offence, at least it is for you yanks

[crazyassmetalhead]

take a metal bb, unscrew the inflation thing on his tire, put the bb in and reclose it. deflates the tire without doing any permanent damage. got more shit to do with cars but u haven't mentioned if he or she has one....
flood garage, room of house or car...........

idk supply some info

[ramalamafafafa]

Meh, just as well im not a yank. Australian fuzz is pretty easy ta bolt from i find

[Warpurlgis]

eat his gf out

[Somechillguy]

eat his gf out

stunning, but, i see it on levels

#1- basics- teepee, forks in lawn, duct tape doors closed, ect.
#2- mediocre- eggs, shit, duct tape car,
#3- better- Salts, herbicides, burnouts in lawn, paint, ect.
#4- the next level- leave any drug anything on any part of car or house, call popo, in red paint write cunt everywhere on car, house, ect
#5- call in a bomb threat or something of that nature in his house, late at night, make any small device and leave in mailbox or under car
#6- burn his car, or house, to the ground, kill dogs or cats, try to hack into his ip, have fun

shit i forgot- mousetrap in mailbox, smoke bombs throughout every hole possible at house, ect.

good luck

[numerator-91]

Meh, just as well im not a yank. Australian fuzz is pretty easy ta bolt from i find

wow that puts total australians on her up to bout 5. where bouts you from?

[Shanx]

Pretty stupid but, slash his tires?

[exial]

does this person have a dog that runs free in the yard atall? im a semi-profesional trapper and have a few suggestions about traps that would be consideribly painfull for a dog (gopher traps would snap a dogs leg in half but wouldnt do anything if stepped on by a human) if animal cruelty isnt his thing theres a few particularily nasty things that would make life very unpleasent for him on a long term scale (chemical irritants or critters) you can buy noreegen (dono how 2 spell it) mice (rats work to) from any pet shop and if a dozen or so are put through his mail slot or window they could (partially) destroy his house. or were you more thinking of vandelism?

wat the hell..why would u take out the anger of your "person" out on a innocent dog. wow marsbar u are fucked in the head.

[maverick165]

drano bombs are alway fun toss like 10 of them in different places around the property with an especially big one in the mailbox

if theyve got a shed get one of those water dispenser water bottle and a REALLY slow burning fuse, one that will run for 5-10 minutes, fill the dispenser with about a bottle and a half of drano and a roll of foil shake it up light the fuse and run like HELL i dno how long this one will take if the fuse lights the H2 it will easilly level the shed probably worse if it fails fails to light the H2 itll still make a nice boom and probably total this guys lawn mower and whatever else he keeps in there

smoke powder (potassium nitrate + sugar + splash of baking soda)
draw whatever shape you want on there lawn or driveway and light it

if you REALLY wanna fuck with this guy get a decent amount of quickcreat cement and poor wherever you feel would be funny: gas tanks, mail boxes, this guys chimney if he has one
be creative

[Viva la Guevara]

either way killing his dog will piss him off

[numerator-91]

if theyve got a shed get one of those water dispenser water bottle and a REALLY slow burning fuse, one that will run for 5-10 minutes, fill the dispenser with about a bottle and a half of drano and a roll of foil shake it up light the fuse and run like HELL i dno how long this one will take if the fuse lights the H2 it will easilly level the shed probably worse if it fails fails to light the H2 itll still make a nice boom and probably total this guys lawn mower and whatever else he keeps in there

i hope you die.
aluminium and drano wont do shit for a big explosion and hopefully you die in the process of trying to make one.

[maverick165]

drano + aluminum = H2 gas
rapidly expanding H2 gas + ignition = Fireball
coat some stuff in exploding paste (amonium + iodine crystals) = ignition

6 H2O + 2 Al(s) + 2 OH- --> 2 Al(OH)4-(aq) + 3 H2 (g)

[maverick165]

a kid i no put a wire on their door when he opened it it completed the circuit and detonated a pipe bomb in his mail box
it was really cool
he rang his doorbell and as the guy comes out to look his mall box blows up

[numerator-91]

i know the chemistry behind your piddly little drano bomb. as for for you "huge fire ball" i assume you got a little flash that would hardly do any real damage like "totalling his lawnmower"
as far as your exploding paste (NI3) i really hope you burn or kill yourself while fucking around with decidedly unstable compounds

[ramalamafafafa]

Cultue Jamming is the process of jamming the ignorant capitalist culture we are a part of. It involves anything which disrupts the Consmer-Culture, from Telephone hacking, Bomb scares, whatever, Anyways, ive set this one up for us to discuss plans and ways to "jam" our Consumer-Communites.

[smokeweed420]

Cultue Jamming is the process of jamming the ignorant capitalist culture we are a part of. It involves anything which disrupts the Consmer-Culture, from Telephone hacking, Bomb scares, whatever, Anyways, ive set this one up for us to discuss plans and ways to "jam" our Consumer-Communites.

ur a communist bastard. or at least your avatar tells me so.

[ramalamafafafa]

yes, I am A Communist, And my parents are not married, so, your description of me as a "Communist Bastard" is apt. Ever thought of saying somthing to contrbute to the thread???

[alp]

Ramalamafafafa you seem to have a lot of potential but aren't you going about it the wrong way. Bomb scares and telephone hacking will do little more than get you in jail and put Communism in a bad light which is counterproductive.

[ramalamafafafa]

Meh, the revolution has to come about somehow. as a pacifist, Id rather use non-violent Disruption then start shootn' fuckers.

[ramalamafafafa]

I suppose a good way to describe it is "Pranks With A Purpose". Thats a descrption of what i want to discuss here.

[alp]

What country are you from?

[ramalamafafafa]

Australia.

[alp]

I'm from America.

[ramalamafafafa]

How About you, alp??????? you're name is the same as an australian politcical party!!

[ramalamafafafa]

oh, disregard that post

[ramalamafafafa]

culture jamming is also a kind of art.

[alp]

Well if you want to disrupt something why don't you go after businesses especially ones that import goods from low wage countries instead of producing them in your country. Or if you have a job get your fellow coworkers to unionize.

[ramalamafafafa]

Thats what i had in mind.............

[alp]

Well at least you've started a pro communism thread, thats a start.

[Buddha]

boobs
asdf

[ramalamafafafa]

To be honest, it dosent look as though anybody is interested in discussing this subject..................Meh..

[ramalamafafafa]

ahem.....boobs.....sooooooooooo, what ideas do we have?????????????????

[alp]

Give it time you just started this thread recently also do you know of any communist forums? So far your the first communist I've ran into.

[ramalamafafafa]

i dont, honestly........well, not on this site. In australia, i talk on the socialist alliance website. The people on that are pretty cool.

[Buddha]

Communist boobs?

[ramalamafafafa]

communist boobs, the theory of a titty revolution???? eglitarian boobs????........whatever, quit being a dick buddha.

[Buddha]

You are the dick, dick.

[ramalamafafafa]

quit dickin it up, dick

[Buddha]

poopy pants

[ramalamafafafa]

ouch.......now can we discuss culture jamming/Leftist disobedience???

[DoG MikkyW]

ouch.......now can we discuss culture jamming/Leftist disobedience???
communism is the perfect culture, on paper.
There is never going to be a long-term successful communist culture. Because, why would I work being a doctor, and some retard sit in special care, and we both get paid the same? Why would I go and work, say, mowing yards and and doing lawncare, when I can sit on my ass and get paid the same amount. That's why when Lenin was having trouble, he instituted the NEP, which gives smaller industries back to the people, and weakens the power of the workers union, a purely democratic idea. The ideal government would be a cross between the two, where indpendent earnings is king, yet government controls larger businesses that have severe impact on GDP. Because whenever democracy gets in trouble, it takes some communistic ideas to fix it; IE: great depression, formation of workers union. and for the above stated NEP...

[Wolfman2242]

Okay
Buy a new bunch of clothes (in bags still) and get your anthrax or sars and shit prepared. take the shirt out and wear a hazmat suit. Now sprinkle that shit on the shirt motherfucker. Now donate it to goodwill and the end of the human race begins all through the kindness of donation. Actually you don't have to wear a hazmat suit cause you'll die anyway
I'm a bat

what kind of people do you hang out with that you can get this kind of stuff? sars and anthrax aren't exactly sold at the local general store....

[Wolfman2242]

the new principal at my school has just enforced a policy that ANY year 12 student who participates in an end of year prank, will be immediately expelled and will not be allowed to sit their HSC exams at the school. i had massive plans for those fateful last days, i even wrote up a file called operation "holy jesus fuck up time". cause year 12 finishes a term before the rest of school so we can study and sit our exams in the last term, should i wait and then put things into action effectively after i have left and cannot witness the hilarity. or do i risk getting expelled and losing the oppertunity to get UAI so i can get into a good university.
can i please get some advice on anything that might be helpful

if you really want to pull a prank, then do it. me and my friends have done numerous pranks, etc at my school. we're careful about it, so we haven't gotten caught yet. your principal shouldn't have even tried to ban pranks. there will probably be a lot more pranks in the years to come while the rule is still in effect

[numerator-91]

you can culture antrax from infected sheep

[Wolfman2242]

last i checked, i didn't have too many infected sheep laying around, nor did any of my friends and family

[numerator-91]

then you have an inneficient social circle. i can get damn near anything i need from a guy who knows a guy and so forth.

[Wolfman2242]

no. its just no one has room for an infected sheep farm around here. this isn't the midwest...
also, i can get damn near anything i want as well. unlike you though, infected SHEEP aren't on that list

[numerator-91]

i know a guy whos brother works with CSRIO so yeah i could get an infected sheep just not sure what it would be infected with.

[ramalamafafafa]

DoG MikkyW man, youve really got a good point.

In an ideal Communist/socialist system, money wouldnt exist. I dont know wether it would work out that way, but, thats the theory.

I think all the "Public Companies" (power, public transport, water, gas etc) should all remain that: Public. A lot of them have been sold off

[DoG MikkyW]

ooooh, like your idea of a communist style government. But, if there is no money, then how is it decided who can get say, a bugatti veyron (10 million) dollar car? I have an idea, a bit out there, almost like a points system. let's make up a number, say 21, there are 21 levels ok? Each level decides what you may have, be it a motorcycle, a yacht, or a cardboard box. The level is determined by a few things, your average family level is 25%. so let's say a plumber is a level 5, and your whole family are plumbers, your level would lean towards the lower side. Another determining factor could be your job. A say, dentist would probably be level 15-17... while a brain surgeon would be probably 18-19. Government officials would get a benefit on the level system, say, if at level 17, you are allowed... 1 car every 7 years. he could get 1 car every 5 years, or something along the line of that. or If he was allowed cars with level 17 or lower classifaction only, he could upgrade to level 18 classifaction cars. but only get one level 18 per 7 years, so only one benefit. Also, another determining factor could be workplace effectiveness, (because ambition to succeed is always a problem in a communistic type governemnt, this would fuel that ambition) all workplaces would have to find the average work output of their workers. if you are working 100% of your level workers. you stay at your level, if at only 50%, you're level would go down almost half. (not completely half, more like have of 50% of your level. I'll explain why soon.) but if your working 105%, you might go up a level or two. Level 21 would be reserved for high ranking business and industrialists, and also presidents, czar's, whatever... High ranking government officials. So, conclusively, to determine your level (if that's what you decide to call your classifications) 25% of your lvl (level) is dependent upon your families average lvl. 25% dependent upon your job, and 50% dependent on your work output. More or less dependencies may be added, just an Idea, if it seems poorly written, oh well, I thought of it as I wrote. I like it, could use some clarification. Anyone have any ideas?

[ramalamafafafa]

Well, that could work. However, it places Importaince on people of "higher Levels" and you'd soon probably wind up in the same mess as we are in now. I think that we need A lot more Public Companys, And WAY less Private enterprise. Big Buissiness is allowed to do its dirty things unrestricted because, as we all know, with Capitalist Governments, Money Talks And Bullshit Walks...............(spits).

[DoG MikkyW]

hmmm, there has to be some, maybe very little importance on different degrees of difficult jobs, because, like I said, it is hard to imagine a government where I will work twice as hard as you with the same amount of pay. How do you differentiate between a private and public company? Would family-owned and operated be illegal in your ideal type of government?

[ramalamafafafa]

There should be a difference in jobs based on degree of diffculty. I put this to you: Workers on a farm are doing essential work (ie: producing food). The owner of thet farm will do little more than "Supervise" therefore, i put it to you that workers can survive without capitalist superiors, but these superiors cannot survive without workers. Thats the kind of theory i operate on.

[DoG MikkyW]

but how is there a difference in pay?

[ramalamafafafa]

Well, i dunno. Yes there should be a difference in pay similar to what we have now, just no friggin companys. All government owned.

[DoG MikkyW]

agreed....

[Exploding_viper]

well im a democratic tyranny, and those arent to popular

[ramalamafafafa]

there ya go mikkeyw, we agree..................................shit, now what do we argue about.......................................

[numerator-91]

i'd honestly trust a large corporation to look after me more than the current labour government. Rudd is a fucking moron and has decided to piss away another $60 million on teaching Australians asian languages. teach the asians english first its ridiculous trying buy bread or smallgoods in the city. A large corporation would see that this is a retarted idea and invest more money in health and education, areas that are likely to see positive results

[ramalamafafafa]

I see no difference in "Labour" and "Big Buissiness" man. Labour is just a front for Big Buisiness. They're so much fucking worse for a small political organisation like the one im in, than a Liberal government can ever be. Rudd has a lot of buddies in Big Buisiness, but a lot in the unions too.............Rudd and some mates make a few phone calls, and, what do ya know, protests get cancelled.....Just Look at that national truckers protest......seemed unusualy weak didnt it.......

[numerator-91]

I've just realised something. We have discussed Australian politics over like 4 threads.

[DoG MikkyW]

damn, your guys' politics seem so complex, in the states, it's simple, you pray for assassination, then pray for Ron Paul.

[ramalamafafafa]

I've just realised something. We have discussed Australian politics over like 4 threads.

No Wonder everyone looks at us weird..................theres a heap of half-conversations between us abot austrailan politics all over the damn site.

[ramalamafafafa]

damn, your guys' politics seem so complex, in the states, it's simple, you pray for assassination, then pray for Ron Paul.

Yea, we've never had an austrailian politician assainated................one just dissapeared in the 60's.............The Prime Minister No less!............look up "Harold Holt". Seriously, he went for a swim and never came back.

[numerator-91]

it was
A. Japanese mini sub
B. Shark attack
C. Harold Holt was a bad swimmer
also did you know, Harold Holt was the first Prime Minister born in the 20th century

[ramalamafafafa]

Yea, im thinking option c................seing as how we wernt at war with the japanese at the time...........................also, no, i was not aware of that.

[clyde.morris0217]

Bomb scare, huh...
just put up some light bright boxes that look like ignignokt and err from aqua teen, lol

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r39/darcyaislyn/NEVAR.jpg

[numerator-91]

what is your avatar clyde.morris0217 its too small to make it out properly

[clyde.morris0217]

Oh, it's a skeleton of a squirrel...I don't know why it's soo small...maybe I'll upload the picture again or some shit...

[ramalamafafafa]

Post his phone number and adress here.

[ramalamafafafa]

wow that puts total australians on her up to bout 5. where bouts you from?


Western Australia.

P.S, sorry, i just noticed how old that post was. Appoligies for necro-posting, or whatever its called.

[chaostheory89]

Damn idiot teachers trying to ban pranking, aren't they supposed to be smart.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/510171/how_make_toilet_prank/

Sodium Iodide in the one part and hydrogen peroxide in the other, when the two are mixed you get a lot of smoke and a shit load of foam, (more then enough to fill stalls in a matter of seconds.

Clear Plastic film over the bowl and under the seat.

The preserved shit (a crap underneath a layer of clear gelatin)

Talcom Powder rolled in to the toilet paper

a length of tape added to part of the toilet paper

[Warpurlgis]

hahahahahaha lol

[Warpurlgis]

you damn zombie fucker

[Warpurlgis]

yea i thought you avatar was some weird from lord of the rings

[Deetinator]

Here's my two cents:
All humans are corrupt, therefore no government system can truly work. If humans weren't corrupt, a socialistic totalitarian government would by far be the most efficient. But, because we are fallen creatures, governments need good fail-safes.
Example: In America, say that half the senate is corrupted. They can pass laws and whatever, but the president is there to veto. Not to mention the house of representatives. If both the senate and the house are corrupted, the president can still veto and it has to pass by a larger margin. A.k.a its harder to corrupt 2/3 of congress than just barely half without word getting out (even though I think its been done before).
Basically, every government can fail with enough corruption mixed into it. Its harder for that to happen with checks and balances like the US, but its still possible. The job of the people to ensure that corruption doesn't get out of hand, and if so, to do something about it. Hence, revolutionists.
Sorry that was kinda long but I don't have time to write a shorter one.

[chaostheory89]

Who has some ideas for rude awakenings. My list is just limited to loud music and my guitar amp next to the victims head.

Although i have burst in screaming like a mad man as well.

[Exploding_viper]

get a recording of a bomb and play it loud, or gunshots, or tornado siren

[Solenoidclock]

In my opinion wakes have to start subtle to get the best effect. I've never had the will to do it myself but I think the greatest sleeping person prank of all was outlined by Jonathan Swift, when Gulliver wakes in Lilliput covered in thousands of tiny ropes bound to stakes in the ground.

I figure this could be emulated by running individual lengths of fishing line loosely across the target and anchoring them to the carpet or mattress. For added effect toss a few acupuncture needles, drip candles, or do something to emulate the tiny burning arrows from the book.

[meat]

well you could duct tape the person to the bed, but that may be hard. otherwise, play showtunes, nothing like something from a musical blasting at 6am. duct tape to the bed and play these showtunes and he may die, since he wont be able to get away.

[ItsAPoorlyKeptSecret]

yea i like the more subtle way much better its like let them wake up all on thier own thinking everything is cool only to slowly realize they cant move and soon thier morning is fucked my being duct taped to the bed or waking up in a place they didnt not go to sleep haha like just move a heavy sleeper out into the middle of the road haha

[Warpurlgis]

I would be pretty pissed

[51L3NC3]

i duct taped a friend to his bed once and when we flipped the mattress we had to take him to the hospital for a broken nose lol the second funniest wake up was to my bro in law whom I shat on lol just meant to fart on his face but totally dropped a poo...

[Xavier_Blackstone]

LMAO^^^

that would suck to be shat on

[ramalamafafafa]

Here's my two cents:
All humans are corrupt, therefore no government system can truly work. If humans weren't corrupt, a socialistic totalitarian government would by far be the most efficient. But, because we are fallen creatures, governments need good fail-safes.
Example: In America, say that half the senate is corrupted. They can pass laws and whatever, but the president is there to veto. Not to mention the house of representatives. If both the senate and the house are corrupted, the president can still veto and it has to pass by a larger margin. A.k.a its harder to corrupt 2/3 of congress than just barely half without word getting out (even though I think its been done before).
Basically, every government can fail with enough corruption mixed into it. Its harder for that to happen with checks and balances like the US, but its still possible. The job of the people to ensure that corruption doesn't get out of hand, and if so, to do something about it. Hence, revolutionists.
Sorry that was kinda long but I don't have time to write a shorter one.


Much as i hate to say it (as an avid communist), i agree with you. Communism works on paper, but humans are fucked!

[ramalamafafafa]

hehehehehe, zombie steph rice......

[Exploding_viper]

easy

1.take him to the desert
2.tie him up
3. fuck him in the ass and record it. then mail it to me so i can sell it for $$$
4. put napalm on his dick and balls and his hands or feet,
5. trail of gunpowder to dick, and another to hands or feet. seperate them with a good distance
6.set up a pan of water, with just enough to douse one trail of powder.
7.(insert saw movie here)
8. for reassurance, set up a timed bomb on his back ontop of the ropes so he cant feel it
9. rig a device to light it.


make him choose

fuckstick or feet/hands

[Warpurlgis]

damn that would be the hardest choice ever

[Warpurlgis]

Make a pot of coffee and pour scalding hot coffee on then and say I made you coffee

[fly2pluto]

haha.
hot coffee would suck..

what about scrambling some eggs and dumping it on them?

especially if they were asking for eggs for breakfast..

or pancake batter would work too.

thats a bitch to get out of hair.

[Warpurlgis]

or 2 part foam in their hair

[Warpurlgis]

very much so

[chaostheory89]

Make a pot of coffee and pour scalding hot coffee on then and say I made you coffee

You can't do that man...it's a waste of coffee.

[Warpurlgis]

i know what you mean me being a big coffee drinker but its worth it

[Exploding_viper]

yes im not mentally safe. ill happily admit it

[Viva la Guevara]

pay a black fat man to fuck him in the ear

[51L3NC3]

it could be tea, who the fuck drinks tea *raises hand slowly but not noticeably* lol

[Viva la Guevara]

cum shot
qqqqqqqqqqqqq

[51L3NC3]

hm, not a waste AND it's warm lol PERFECT!!

[lsd_man]

ok this guy painted a penis on our garage door with paint stripper.
Is poppin smoke bombs through his front windows at 2 in the mornin over the top???

[numerator-91]

yes. .

[lsd_man]

well do you have any ideas??

[lsd_man]

cuz i really need to show him im not someone to fuck with.

[GREAT THIEF]

first of all dont double post.

Second of all.. I throw stink bombs in his house....spray paint shit alll over, light a bag of shit and ding dong ditch the fool.

[lsd_man]

soz about the double post im new to this
and umm wat about a few big pipe bombs under his fuel tank??

[GREAT THIEF]

That would be....HIGHLY illegal. And....possible kill someone.

[lsd_man]

oh god damn so its probly not a good idea to blow something up??
well wat about knockin on his front door at a late hour and sprayin the fucker with chloroform and stealin a heap of his shit??

[Whodododoman18]

chloraform? (sigh) really?

[a2thae]

oh god damn so its probly not a good idea to blow something up??
well wat about knockin on his front door at a late hour and sprayin the fucker with chloroform and stealin a heap of his shit??

Well if you got some balls, then go for the shit...and want to face the consequences.

But if you just want to show him your someone he doesn't wanna fuck with destroy his car;or just kick his ass. Pipe bomb under car isn't a horrible idea. Not a good idea because of the legal repercussions but sheer genius if you can get away with it.

Do what the fuck you want, I bet you know what it takes to get the point across. Most people have that instinct.

[numerator-91]

let him go with the pipe bombs he can kill himself in the process

[ramalamafafafa]

Listen, what has this guy done to deserve dying (the paint stripper guy, not the thread starter). Just have some tit-for-tat fun with him, i dont know, pull up his driveway (if its paved). Whatever, a pipe bomb will prob kill you. i dont know you, so i dont really care if you die, but still, seems extreme.........

[Deetinator]

Do something that's not dangerous but would be really hard/expensive to fix like steal his front door. Remember, it's not illegal if you can get away with it!

[Warpurlgis]

ok this guy painted a penis on our garage door with paint stripper.
Is poppin smoke bombs through his front windows at 2 in the mornin over the top???

i say no.......

[Deetinator]

gross man. this one is a little hard but nice to pull off. take the sheets off them, and then take a dump in their boxers or whatever they're wearing while they're still wearing it. when they wake up they'll think they crapped themselves at night.

[Kasnia]

I don't know if anyone said it or not, but you can use paint stripper to paint a penis on the side of his car. BOTH sides. And on the top of it, if you have enough time.

[Warpurlgis]

good idea.......

[Warpurlgis]

lol that is fucking gross but it works

[Warpurlgis]

Me and my friends used to play game were we would gang up on our one friend and throw balls at his nuts. We hit him about 20 times and one time I made him cry.

Anybody got any good nut hitting pranks?

[a2thae]

I just know of the nickel trick involving pool. Also, I bet your friend is going to have some fucked up kids thanks to you and your friends.

I mean sacking someone 20 times? That is just being a straight up asshole. I would never consider sacking anyone. That shit is just unfair, and painful.