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thedragonforce
April 24th, 2008, 11:47 PM
it can be anything like

A Rocket launcher that shoots flaming chainsaws that explode

clyde.morris0217
April 24th, 2008, 11:50 PM
I want a grenade launcher that shoots grenades that explodes and throwing stars shoot out of it along with naplam and as soon as they stick into something...they explode as well. Then I want a pet rocket husky from space station silicon valley

HCL
April 25th, 2008, 09:01 AM
Im thinking a weapon that is similar to the Needler from Halo 3, but when in mid air, each needle splits into 100 more, and they all aim for the person's head as heat seeking missles(sp?).

crazyassmetalhead
April 25th, 2008, 11:02 PM
i want the gun that killed john f. kennedy, magic bullets included. then if it exists (not to trusting of religion, especially christianity) i want the tip of the lance that was used to stab christ, then im gonna duct tape that to the rifle as sort of a bayonet and then....... fuck it this is dumb

JRO
April 26th, 2008, 09:41 PM
I would want a pistol that could morph into a large laser type cannon...
ex. the pistol from the anime series Trigun

Kasnia
April 26th, 2008, 09:54 PM
Superfly's body, seeing as how it IS the best weapon. =P

And yes, JRO, that gun from Trigun is awesome.

fluffysteel
April 26th, 2008, 11:25 PM
clouds.
buster sword.

fluffysteel
April 26th, 2008, 11:26 PM
or, another weapon i would like from my fantasy would be a glove that allows me to shoot bursts of gigantic flaming balls from the glove.

JakMan32
April 27th, 2008, 02:19 AM
an electro-magnetic rail gun that fires AP tungsten rounds at a mile a second, id be the worlds greatest assassin :P

fusion1324
April 27th, 2008, 02:22 PM
i would want a magnetic railgun that shot 100 pound depleted uranium shots or something along that line and a infinite supply of depleted uranium

Young Brazy
April 28th, 2008, 05:52 AM
ahhh memoriez..., a moonraker laser pistol like in 007 Golden Eye. Its got infinite ammo from the lil satelite attached to it. Damn that shit was cool.

Flame
April 28th, 2008, 11:25 PM
Gatling gun with DU rounds and a container to hold that much ammo

A Deo et Rege
April 29th, 2008, 07:41 AM
Well, my dream weapon would have to be the M65 Recoilless Nuclear Rifle, and yes this weapon is a real weapon, but it never went into production; if I had one I would modify the range on the weapon in order to make it a bit "safer" to use.

YouTube - M65 Recoilless Nuclear Rifle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khyZI3RK2lE)

...)/\(
<Deo>
...)\/(

superflysuperwhite
April 29th, 2008, 09:46 PM
Superfly's body, seeing as how it IS the best weapon. =P

And yes, JRO, that gun from Trigun is awesome.

you know you want it for more then just a weapon ;)



Mine is a gun blade, but not like the ones in FF8

kinda like this bud alot more badass lokking and shiny and not the same colors cus they suck and there would probably be a cool desigen.

explanation, its a big as fucking revover with a blade on it, also the handle should be a little more striaght back so it can be held almost like an actual sword.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x318/superflysuperwhite/gun.jpg
and the best gun from Trigun was towards the end of the series, that sniperrifle that mumy looking dude had.


also the guns from Hellsing and gungrave are badass.

FUCK aniume just has kickass weapons.

netdude1
May 15th, 2008, 06:15 PM
I want a weed gun, so I can just get my enemies high rather than kill them.

mr_ice
May 16th, 2008, 02:04 AM
well im really more into blades and cold weapons. I would like a blade that is made from the ancinet runes that give me power over elements and each of elements have their special abillity. Oh and it has ulimited weed to smoke as gratis.:D

Pharmiejunk
May 16th, 2008, 07:59 AM
Wal Mart Revival

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CO2 pellet gun
Rig from a decent fishing rod and reel
Some sort of good quality light weight nylon netting
High quality lightweight fishing string


The idea is to create some kind of device resembling a miniature machine gun with a grenade launching device underneath the barrel minus the machine gun, the grenade launcher and the long barrel. Somehow replacing a grenade launcher with a fishing reel, the machine gun with a CO2 pistol and ending up with a pellet gun that can fire retraceable / removable said rounds.

Dustmaster
May 16th, 2008, 10:06 AM
omg i cant believe anyone hasnt said it yet

GRIFF CANNON

netdude1
May 16th, 2008, 06:47 PM
How 'bout a nerve toxin grenade/rocket launcher? Bet the'd go ballistic over that in the Ho***and Security Department...

netdude1
May 16th, 2008, 06:52 PM
...or have a pnuematic pulse weapon, kinda like that Halo 2 MAC gun. Only smaller, and more ammo to pack into a 13 by 7 inch clip. On top of that, I'd like to have a recoil absorbtion device for the stock. That way it wouldn't tear my arm off when I blew shit up with it. Oh yeah, I'm betting my whole year's salary on the government flipping their lid on that one...

mr_ice
May 18th, 2008, 07:30 AM
Oh i got one a weapon that creates black holes (small ones) and can break time and space continuum that is u can enter in other dimensions an reaper behind someone and just stab him with a katana ( best cold sword) .:cool:

M O N G O killer
May 18th, 2008, 11:04 PM
A Gun That shot cute little rubber ducks and ass soon as some on picked it up it would blow them to shit.

frankenstein
May 19th, 2008, 05:15 AM
A paint ball gun that shoot little balls of napalm!

Dustmaster
May 19th, 2008, 09:54 AM
A paint ball gun that shoot little balls of napalm!

haaha actually ive done that. modified the barrell and the hopper and injected napalm into the balls then rolled balls in gas and let them dry moderattly.
easy enuf to put torch lighters(plural becaus they ran down the length of barrel because balls come out to fast) on gun balls ignite and explode almost in midair splattering every thing. but it was gay becaus there were to many variabls. and very messy.

Malachiore
June 5th, 2008, 10:15 AM
a sniper rife with unlimited range, no recoil, that was unefected by any physical power, and the blows their fuckin head off

dganger16
June 15th, 2008, 04:28 AM
i was thinking of maybe that double spade that my uncle showed me. it had these spade-like blades at both ends, and is used the same principle as that of the staff. it's so cool 'coz u can strike an opponent at the head by throwing it up vertically and guiding it straight down while its in the air..

numerator-91
June 15th, 2008, 06:07 AM
a sword that was cast by chuck norris roundhouse kicking a lump of adamantite into a piece of carbon steel, forcing it into the most fearsome blade ever known to man. this fabled sword still contains a small fraction of chuck's roundhouse power: enough to grant it's wielder immortality and superiority over everbody but chuck norris himself.

netdude1
June 15th, 2008, 12:55 PM
What about a poisonous bong? Like, you offer your bong to a guy you hate, he puffs it, and he keels over. Simple as that.

Epikhigh
June 15th, 2008, 09:51 PM
I want a childs RC car with a bomb built into it consisting of napalm, nails, and ice. Someone drives the car 10ft, BOOM!

kibbler
June 18th, 2008, 11:58 AM
Im thinking a weapon that is similar to the Needler from Halo 3, but when in mid air, each needle splits into 100 more, and they all aim for the person's head as heat seeking missles(sp?).

My god, I have never agreed more.

CHEETZzz
June 18th, 2008, 01:29 PM
I've always wanted a gun that shoots knives
Kinda like one of those nail guns with the strips of nails
only instead of nails think serrated blades.

Naturally, it would have a bayonet as well. lol

AssRot
June 18th, 2008, 07:07 PM
A Rocket launcher that shoots radioactive exploding mutant zombie nazi vampire chainsaws. And of course the launcher would also be radioactive. With a vaginal infection

iwanttokillyou
June 19th, 2008, 04:58 AM
a ca*** with a vibrating asshole that has aids think about it who could resist.

retarded007
June 19th, 2008, 08:02 PM
a sawed off shotgun would b the shit and possible

Dylanheadbangs
July 2nd, 2008, 11:01 PM
i want a sniper rifle that shoots shotgun shells. the shells have an electronic reader on them so when they get to a certin distance, they go off and you hit multipul targets from far away with 1 round.

Ninjaofdeth
July 3rd, 2008, 03:01 AM
i want a sniper rifle that shoots shotgun shells. the shells have an electronic reader on them so when they get to a certin distance, they go off and you hit multipul targets from far away with 1 round.

they make smart rounds that do that. although they are rifle bullets that explode after a certain distance or within certain proximity to things haha

Phoenix Fire
July 9th, 2008, 12:02 PM
a 172 year old Galapagos tortoise with a SSM SSA system on its back
and he smiles mini-guns
farts napalm
crys v2 rockets
burps russians
and laughs tear gas
yeah
pwntortoise

AssRot
July 9th, 2008, 01:13 PM
Wouldnt it make more sense if it cried tear gas? :p

Phoenix Fire
July 9th, 2008, 01:30 PM
Wouldnt it make more sense if it cried tear gas? :p

i thought about that actually
and no
it wouldnt

Viva la Guevara
July 10th, 2008, 12:05 PM
a chain gun that can blow your head of at 2 miles
fully automatic/single fire/3 round burst
attache- silencer/grenade launger
chainsaw connected like a bayonet
scope
basicly a gun thta switches from a hig power sniper to a silenced explosive rapid fire monster with a chainsaw on it bc i love chainsaws =DD

GREAT THIEF
July 16th, 2008, 03:10 PM
2 .45 ACP pistols that is no loud then you spittin'.

With a flash suppressor to where its smaller then a damn match lighting up.

Laser sights on the bottom.

And has 3 modes.

Oh and that would be sick ass hell if the laser actually burned people.

capitalFEAR
July 17th, 2008, 06:56 PM
i wanna railgun that shoots bullets made of ice (electrified ice basically) that ***t after it goes in their head

GREAT THIEF
July 17th, 2008, 07:15 PM
Ahh the magic bullet. That would be so awesome...

Viva la Guevara
July 17th, 2008, 10:40 PM
a machine gun that shoots a whole shotgun at 1200 yards per second

GREAT THIEF
July 17th, 2008, 10:47 PM
ow dude. why not just throw a fuckin howitzer at them? lol

Viva la Guevara
July 17th, 2008, 10:50 PM
they wouldent be to accurate now, would they? haha
well....any rapid fire fire arm that made no noise what so ever would be very affective

GREAT THIEF
July 17th, 2008, 10:54 PM
it would be bad ass dude. you could kill a whole mall or something and know one would know who did it lol. everyone would jsut start falling

Viva la Guevara
July 17th, 2008, 10:58 PM
yeah if that shit fell into the wrong hands there be some death on a massive scale
it wouldent be worth making because then war would be even more hell as it is

GREAT THIEF
July 17th, 2008, 11:23 PM
thats very true....then we guard it like area 51!

Viva la Guevara
July 17th, 2008, 11:49 PM
yes....
but it would leak.....eventually
and the inevitable death we created will bite us in the ass

GREAT THIEF
July 18th, 2008, 12:38 AM
lol. well theres alot of things that bite us in the ass already...

Viva la Guevara
July 18th, 2008, 01:01 AM
but silent crime is the worst
and it will be insane
people wont even know it but behind you theres a firefight going on
that be sick.....
and i woulden't like a bite like that on my ass

GREAT THIEF
July 18th, 2008, 02:02 AM
I want to find out how to make a good effective silencer....

Viva la Guevara
July 18th, 2008, 12:14 PM
are they leagle in some states?

GREAT THIEF
July 18th, 2008, 01:56 PM
I think they are illegal everywhere in the U.S. I've never heard of any states where they are legal.

Viva la Guevara
July 18th, 2008, 02:03 PM
you spelt weapon wrong dragonforce....

GREAT THIEF
July 18th, 2008, 03:29 PM
yeah thats been bugging me too but ive been trying to ignore it...

hunter2011
July 20th, 2008, 09:10 PM
i would like to have a leather pouch, when i rub it jesus would pop out and give everyone weed

Viva la Guevara
July 20th, 2008, 09:37 PM
and how is this a weapon....?

Shanx
July 23rd, 2008, 09:40 PM
Midevil Flail that has electrically charged spikes

Viva la Guevara
July 23rd, 2008, 11:08 PM
ohh. i know
high volocity feces flinger...sweet:cool:
a fully automatic 12-gauge b cool

power player
July 24th, 2008, 03:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5NQGUcCeg&feature=related

this is my real life fantasy weapon, idk y because i know its not very practical in full auto and btw its a Beretta M93R

but watch the clip and tell me the slow mo parts dont make you get that warm feeling in your pants:cool:

power player
July 24th, 2008, 03:24 AM
you know you want it for more then just a weapon ;)



Mine is a gun blade, but not like the ones in FF8

kinda like this bud alot more badass lokking and shiny and not the same colors cus they suck and there would probably be a cool desigen.

explanation, its a big as fucking revover with a blade on it, also the handle should be a little more striaght back so it can be held almost like an actual sword.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x318/superflysuperwhite/gun.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ossUOoIKitk&feature=related
is this close to what u invisioned?

A Deo et Rege
July 24th, 2008, 05:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5NQGUcCeg

this is my real life fantasy weapon, idk y because i know its not very practical in full auto and btw its a Beretta M93R

but watch the clip and tell me the slow mo parts dont make you get that warm feeling in your pants:cool:

\/ I own one of these \/ , but sadly I don't have any clips of me firing it--only a picture of it.

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh144/DeusRexRegis/Guns/glock18.jpg

This is some dude at a shooting range with the Glock 18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjUDCyDCuI


..)/\(
<Deo>
..)\/(

pyro_davey
December 28th, 2008, 05:07 PM
id go for a revolver that fires 90mm d.u tank rounds that explode with the force of an atomic bomb

skullcandy
December 28th, 2008, 05:40 PM
A glove that while being worn every time i snap my fingers everyone in the world (except me ) has an orgasm, THAT BE FUCKING HILARIOUS!

pyro_davey
December 28th, 2008, 05:43 PM
A glove that while being worn every time i snap my fingers everyone in the world (except me ) has an orgasm, THAT BE FUCKING HILARIOUS!

i would steal it from you and use it for my own gains an also my revolver would also have a flamethrower on it and it would play music to

skullcandy
December 28th, 2008, 05:58 PM
No stealing my magic fingers glove. Jerk.

deathlord888
December 28th, 2008, 11:04 PM
id go for a revolver that fires 90mm d.u tank rounds that explode with the force of an atomic bomb

stop fucking necro posting. and that would be stupid you would fire it and die

pyro_davey
December 29th, 2008, 12:54 PM
stop fucking necro posting. and that would be stupid you would fire it and die

no bulletes can go far enuogh i admit that but if you hade a special suit or somethin that would protect you thad be cool

superflysuperwhite
December 29th, 2008, 01:51 PM
stop fucking necro posting. and that would be stupid you would fire it and die

this is one of those threads where necroposting is okay

Cake
January 4th, 2009, 04:57 PM
I want a Missile like the Jericho from ironman BUT instead of hundreds of bombs i want tiny black holes!!!!!

{Christopher}
January 5th, 2009, 01:07 AM
a sawed off shotgun would b the shit and possible

Your 17 and old enough to buy a shotgun, why don't you go find a nice 110$ single shot and saw that shit down?

charlee
January 5th, 2009, 04:14 AM
a sword, with a ball and chain on the end with the hilt. but also like the gunblade from final fantasy 8.

DHMO
January 7th, 2009, 11:17 PM
i was thinking of maybe that double spade that my uncle showed me. it had these spade-like blades at both ends, and is used the same principle as that of the staff. it's so cool 'coz u can strike an opponent at the head by throwing it up vertically and guiding it straight down while its in the air..

This is called a shaolin spade and is the best weapon to kill zombies with.

FFHmassacre
January 9th, 2009, 01:05 AM
a simple 9. could b nice :l

abbykassh
January 13th, 2009, 03:50 PM
i want a nuke launcher, which, before firing, backfires a sort of force field which engulfs me and everything around me is destroyed .... and i can control the force field somehow, so that i may travel anywhere without the fear of any radiations ...

The_Wanderer
January 16th, 2009, 09:56 PM
clouds.
buster sword.

To get technical do you mean Zacks or Clouds new one (advent children)
I want both

The_Wanderer
January 16th, 2009, 10:00 PM
This is called a shaolin spade and is the best weapon to kill zombies with.

Not to be an ass hole,but,that is the greatest EXISTING,CLOSE RANGE anti zombie weapon. To quote Max Brooks the greatest anti zombie weapon has not yet been invented. And yes im talking about the lightsaber.

cstrikehero
January 17th, 2009, 12:28 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/ofccgy.jpg

what if it did recoil.. by accident or somthin.. hmmm

my favorite regular weapon would be the p-90.. mostly because its small compact and a nice ammo count for a smg.. loaded with red dot lasers and tac lights.. armour piercing rounds.. the works. favorite all around. short barrel make the accuracy kinda shit thoughh..

666camaro420
January 18th, 2009, 12:22 AM
i wanna over under with a 25mm on top and a 1/2 gague on bottom. and a chainsaw bayonette...

rage deadmen
January 22nd, 2009, 01:32 AM
I want a large white cock in my mouth. Maybe yours.

That or maybe next time I'll just agree to the rules.

italiansausage
February 9th, 2009, 01:09 AM
er.. anyway, ignoring the previous comment entirely , i think that The shoe hammer would be the perfect weapon.
what you do is get a sledge hammer and duck tape a shoe on it. Then if you were to actually beat the shit out of anyone, the crime scene investigators would think that someone kicked them, leading them away from the real weapon.

flawless in every way :)

rage deadmen
February 9th, 2009, 10:52 PM
.....Not really true. it would leave marks that look like a hammer dude... i tested that theory on a piece of wood before ..

remadon1
February 9th, 2009, 11:37 PM
i want a cannon that fires pissed off animals at old people

or

a land mine that launches aids laced shrapnel

Nebuchadnezzar
February 9th, 2009, 11:43 PM
Estwing hatchet with a lightsaber-style edge and tooled leather sheath.

I am a being of simple tastes...

http://imagese.backpage.com/centralimages/dsm/25/250f94337647c3fc2bf186eeed9fecf2--1--1jpg--medium.jpg

I actually have this model already, I just want the lightsaber edge :D

LordSkweegie
February 9th, 2009, 11:43 PM
i want 2 dillon aero m134's.

italiansausage
February 10th, 2009, 12:20 AM
.....Not really true. it would leave marks that look like a hammer dude... i tested that theory on a piece of wood before ..

ah.. i am humbled by the wise man. lol i was just kidding, i know it wouldn't work :)

Trace007
February 10th, 2009, 09:30 PM
Let's see...

How about Dirty Harry's .44

Mercury
February 12th, 2009, 12:43 PM
Realistic: M4 with grenade launcher
Fantasy: The gun from GoW with the chainsaw (No idea what the name is)

eritas
February 12th, 2009, 06:58 PM
theres a video on youtube where some soldier installed a chainsaw on the front of his ar-15

Mercury
February 13th, 2009, 10:16 AM
I'm going to go look that up now, that is badass.

UpRightCitizen
February 13th, 2009, 04:26 PM
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semperfi556
February 13th, 2009, 09:32 PM
i want the gun that killed john f. kennedy, magic bullets included. then if it exists (not to trusting of religion, especially christianity) i want the tip of the lance that was used to stab christ, then im gonna duct tape that to the rifle as sort of a bayonet and then....... fuck it this is dumb

magic ammo didn't kill him, a marine did

AlbertWesker
February 13th, 2009, 11:08 PM
Having the electrical new mutant power would fucking rock!
But as far as mechanical weapons, I would want a gun that sets shit on fire when you point it at the object and pull the trigger, a gun that foccuses a beam of very intense radiation on an object thus replicating the magnifying glass, sun thing.

charlee
February 13th, 2009, 11:11 PM
Fantasy weapon = Ak-47 w/ shotgun attached to barrel.

eritas
February 14th, 2009, 12:23 PM
i want an aa-12 with alternating armorpiercing and grenade rounds with a flamethrower attachment

Count Chocula
February 14th, 2009, 01:37 PM
Fantasy weapon = Ak-47 w/ shotgun attached to barrel.
Look up Knight's Armament Company MasterKey

charlee
February 14th, 2009, 03:12 PM
Fuckin righteous!

semperfi556
February 16th, 2009, 04:45 AM
Yea, the masterkey is fucking sick.

Samen
February 18th, 2009, 01:28 PM
Since I'm sort of a medieval type person, I want a spear that has a very large tip with a sack of poison inside and holes at the tip so when I stab something the haft of the spear pushes against the poison sac spraying the liquid out of the tip injecting it in to whatever or whoever it stabs. I also want a pony with heat vision.

the jolly roger
February 23rd, 2009, 06:59 PM
a spear that has a barb of the end and has electricity

MissTruant
February 23rd, 2009, 07:32 PM
Lol at the spelling of WEAPON.

I would want a pair of solid gold brass knuckles that have a button, that when pressed expel huge blades. Kind of like wolverine.

I sound kind of *****g compared to everyone elses... but this is just cool. And i like gold.

AvengedX7
February 23rd, 2009, 08:55 PM
Some sort of spiked boomerang thing, just cuts people up and always comes back to me. Fold into a sword?

A torque bow would be sick too

testtubebaby
February 23rd, 2009, 11:45 PM
i want a gun that shoots dr pepper cans...or maybe one that shoots AA batteries, why the fuck cant i find a fucking battery right the fuck now! damnit all!

VCTR
February 24th, 2009, 10:35 AM
Tompson Caliber. 45-70 MG (machine gun)

Dylan334
February 24th, 2009, 02:05 PM
A silent magnum with a scope seems simple but I like it

Roanoke67
March 15th, 2009, 04:14 AM
The perfect weapon... Easy....Take the body work of a Sentinal Arms Striker 12 Destructive Device which resembles the shape of the 1st person shooter dream of an fully automatic shot gun. Up and Down double barrled. Shorten the barrels down to 9 inches with front and standard pistol grips. Switch off firing pattern to increase fire speed. The ammo cart***** would hold your basic 12 gauge slug except on belt fed through the chamber. Replace the ball bearings in the shells with fragments of diamonds so that the impact is worse and the cut through way more damaging. And the 6 inch barrel gives it one hell of a spread pattern... Find a way to get rid of recoil and bang... Perfect gun to get up close, personal, and messy.... Oh... and then take your basic frag grenade just change out the metal frag casing with one made of obsidian. The volcanic glass would make more of a mess and would tear through everything in its path...

methtownblue
March 15th, 2009, 01:22 PM
Everyone here has no idea of what makes a great weapon. Here's what I would use:

I would create a tank that is similair in size compared to the Landkreuzer p.1000, which was planned to be built by the Third Riech as a propaganda weapon. It's armor would consist of a layer of rhenium diboride thats a few inches thick. This substance was recently discovered, and it is in fact harder than diamond, so armor like this would have small arms fire simply ricochet off of it. I will also place layers of silica aerogel underneeth this armor, because its remarkable insulation properties would protect me from extreme cold and heat if I wander in terrain that holds such conditions.

I would replace an obsolete jet-turbine engine in the tank with something far more technologically advanced. The engine would be an electric motor that is enhanced by room-temperature superconductors. A motor like this is theoretically three times more powerful than a conventional electric engine, so this will be ideal in moving the heavy tank.

The tank would use the power of magnetism to keep the main body from actually touching the treads. This is possible because of how superconductors also make for magnets that have many more guass compared to conventional ferromagnetic substances. Having the treads suspended creates zero friction, which is important in allowing the tank to move.

The powerplant of the tank will use Einstien's well known equation of E=MC2 by being powered by antimatter. Antimatter is remarkable, as when it comes in contact with regular matter, the two will immediatly destroy eachother and convert from mass to energy. This simple process is theoretically 100% efficient. So efficient, that one pound of anti-matter will produce the same amount of energy that the Tsar Bomba created when it was detonated. This was the biggest bomb made by man so far, and it was in the 50 megaton range of destructive energy. But this pails in comparison to antimatter. An engine can be made to harness this awesome energy if the reactions were controlled.

The tank would have a turret that is similiar in size to an artillery platform. But instead of normal chemical explosives to fire shells, the tank will use an electromagnetic rail system. Using this will be able to lighten the weight of tank rounds, as all you would need was the bullet itself, no cartidge to expell either after use. Doing this will increase the rate of fire too. Not only that, the bullets could leave the barrel at a staggering mach 7, which means that you could fire rounds at a much higher and flatter tragectory, not to mention increased range. And the kicker, you could distroy tank armor, regardless of thickness, because of the insane amount of momentum and kinetic energy of the traveling bullet.

For the actual tank rounds themselves, I would use regular shells that are safer to store inside the tank because of the lack of chemical explosives in them, made possible by the electromagnetic rail gun system. I can also store more of these because of their smaller size as well. I would use these for engaging close-proximity targets, but I also have a secret weapon that could make my tank absolutely devastating.

The tank could also fire a special round that has a small amount of antimatter in it. The antimatter would be suspended in a vacuum to keep it from reacting, but computers inside the shell could cause it detonate on impact. Because of its 100% efficiency, I could place a tiny amount in it, but it could still have a payload comarable to nuclear warheads of much bigger size. The one big advantage of antimatter is that there is practically no radioactive fallout after the explosion, so there are fewer ramifications with this compared to a nuclear bomb as well. And because of the much smaller size, I could have many of these destructive shells inside the tank.

I would also try to make everything in the tank electronic. I would integrate quantum computer technology in it too, that way I can make precise calculations on an attack that conventional computers would take days to complete. Also I would use quantum dot screens that would display every function and sensor in the tank. Placing sensors like thermo and night vision would be added as well. And every circuit would use high-temperature superconductor wires. Because they have zero resistance, none of the energy in the wires is converted to heat, making my tank state of the art and almost 100% efficient.

Of course, because of this tank's massive size, I could actually place living quarters in it
for better comfort. There would also be a storage of MREs that would allow my to remain inside for extended periods of time. Also, I could place a small armory in it for when I ever decide to wander out of the tank.

Because of the tanks size, it would be an easy target for planes. I would place a ground-to-air missle defense system to help protect my tank from incoming rockets.

Last, I would strategically place .50 cal machine guns on the tank. But I would use a system similiar to the CROWS system, which would allow me to target and fire at enemies while remaining safe inside the comfort of my tank. I'm sure at this point, the tank would actually need a crew for this. But then again, the quantum computer in the tank could coordinate this system just as well as humans.

I bet you wish you could get your hands on this bad boy, as do I.

Count Chocula
March 15th, 2009, 01:25 PM
A guy with a 1911 could still kill you
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methtownblue
March 15th, 2009, 01:32 PM
An antimatter bomb would vaporize you and everyone else, and it would be a very small bomb too.

mccoy42779
March 15th, 2009, 02:58 PM
a taser looking thing that atomizes you or that teleports the target to a destination of your planning

methtownblue
March 15th, 2009, 03:10 PM
A taser that teleports you? Why would you want that if its not even lethal? I would rather have the tank that I went in-depth on my other post here.

mccoy42779
March 15th, 2009, 03:21 PM
you could teleport them to your dungeon or to some parallel world or that sucks their soul and traps it into a crystal or something . there are limitless things u could do with peoples soul, but they wouldn't be people anymore. understand? i do

methtownblue
March 15th, 2009, 03:27 PM
Ok, how about getting something within the laws of physics? Or better yet, use something that actually kills someone directly instead of teleporting someone's "soul" to a different dimension or crystal.

BTW, how do you like the idea of my tank?

mccoy42779
March 15th, 2009, 03:42 PM
it was a long thread so i didnt read it all but i will. But sometimes when i smoke crystal i think that each shard has a soul in it and i destroy the soul or (i dont have the vocabulary to explain it), but if its injected your adding all them souls into you and your empowered with the souls u put in u and u all become one in yourself. (best way i can explain what im thinking) Im lacking my medicine as we speak, so im kinda dumb feeling right now

mccoy42779
March 15th, 2009, 03:48 PM
the tank idea is pretty sweet

Chiri
March 16th, 2009, 11:37 PM
The tank sounds like an expensive and overkill yet pwnage example of good armour.

If such a thing existed I'd make it my life mission to destroy it! Muahaha!

methtownblue
March 17th, 2009, 03:20 PM
The main problem with the tank is the antimatter. We have made extre***y small quantities of it, and it took millions of dollars to do this with atom smashers. And it would take many long years to make viable amounts of antimatter to be used as a weapon with advancments in manufactoring this stuff. The rest of the tank wouldn't be too much to handle for something as wealthy and military-oriented as the US.

And yes, even though it would be closer to a propaganda weapon, my tank would still be pwnage.

So you want to destroy my creation eh? Well not with me at the helm!

Here is a size comparison of my pride and joy:

Chiri
March 17th, 2009, 05:01 PM
So it's like a heavily armed gunship that drives around. Nifty. Rather than destroying your tank that probably cost like 19 million dollars a piece, I'd maybe sign up to be a crewmember or something. ACB propaganda army FTW!

methtownblue
March 17th, 2009, 05:12 PM
Considering that my tank would be using such expensive materials like silica aerogel and rhenium diboride to coat the entire thing along with using extre***y advanced hardware like the electromagnetic rail system and quantum computers, it would easily be in the billion dollar range. Making the special antimatter rounds would bankrupt the entire world.

Yes! Come join with me as a crew member, comrad! You can even ride shotgun to watch the beautiful landscapes as they are destroyed by my creation. We shall cause much destruction as we flatten entire cities with the very will of ACB!

Roanoke67
March 18th, 2009, 10:52 PM
What did everyone think of the gun I designed....
on page 11

Shadow fire
March 18th, 2009, 11:02 PM
the Predator's full armor. shoulder-mounted Cannon Included.

Shadow fire
March 20th, 2009, 12:44 AM
Maybe also a Rocket launcher that shoot Flaming Lobsters.

Victim: "Oh my God He's Shooting Flaming Lobsters!"

Shadow Fire: "Haaaa Haa HA Im so Evil for my shorts"

aborsin
March 20th, 2009, 02:00 AM
if i were posible it would be a pupeters strings coming out of my fingers that atatched to the brainstem giving me complet control and turning there entier skelital structur into steel and there internal organs into explosives with a br of 10meters that i could detenat at will individualy