Mario Vs. Kirby

[magicalmerf]

Kirby is a stupid little pink blob, but what do you think? I think mario is still the champion!

[Warpurlgis]

Mario is the shit. Kirby is ok but gay

[louied777]

Kirby would eateth mario and turn into a plumber

[Kasnia]

I admit, Mario is cool and Kirby is pretty stupid, but Kirby pretty much has the power to have any power he wants.

[louied777]

I concur with Kasnia. Mario can't eat 'em so he can't beat 'em...lol

[magicalmerf]

WHO EVER PICKED KIRBY IS A NUB! Unless it was kasnia, she is exempt from this rule.

[Kasnia]

WHO EVER PICKED KIRBY IS A NUB! Unless it was kasnia, she is exempt from this rule.

Yeah, I picked him... or her... whatever it is. Lol

[louied777]

I am not a nub. at all. But yeah Kirby wins forever

[Draykid]

Kirby would swallow up Mario and then just be like lol, wassup g juss chillin out.

[Warpurlgis]

mario is the shit hes been around since 8-bit

[magicalmerf]

Warple is right.

Kasnia...how could you...

And batman....you made me a ca***...i.....hate.....u....

[Kasnia]

Warple is right.

Kasnia...how could you...

And batman....you made me a ca***...i.....hate.....u....

Sorry Merf. Mario is a lot cooler, but this isn't a Who's Cooler thread. It's a VS. thread. And like said, Kirby pretty much has the power to have any power he wants.

[louied777]

But I love Kirbys to deaths.

[magicalmerf]

No wayyyy kasnia you gotts it all wrong! Mario would just like punch the fat little pink blob in the face, and thats game over!

[Kasnia]

No wayyyy kasnia you gotts it all wrong! Mario would just like punch the fat little pink blob in the face, and thats game over!

Pfffft. No. He'd go to punch Kirby, and Kirby would use his gay little powers to suck up Mario. Then HE would win. End of story.

[magicalmerf]

NOOOOOOOOOO

this is how it would work:

Kirby would try to suck up mario, but mario would pull off some sweet ass jump land behind kirby grab his tail,( if he has one) and then spin him around like he PWNDED bowser with and just own KIRBY!

that is how it would go down kasnia, just accept the truth i know it hurts!

[Kasnia]

NOOOOOOOOOO

this is how it would work:

Kirby would try to suck up mario, but mario would pull off some sweet ass jump land behind kirby grab his tail,( if he has one) and then spin him around like he PWNDED bowser with and just own KIRBY!

that is how it would go down kasnia, just accept the truth i know it hurts!

How about this: We'll play Super Smash Brothers. You be Mario, I'll be Kirby. Best 2 out of 3?

[magicalmerf]

hahahahahahha damn your s-m-a-r-t, i think we should do that, but since i OWN!. kirby will die, again and again no matter how hard you try!

[Kasnia]

hahahahahahha damn your s-m-a-r-t, i think we should do that, but since i OWN!. kirby will die, again and again no matter how hard you try!

You obviously don't know how well I am at SSB. As soon as we can play, a fight is on. Lol.

[magicalmerf]

which is like never DAMIT! I really want to play you now, and show you that mario is BETTER!

[Draykid]

which is like never DAMIT! I really want to play you now, and show you that mario is BETTER!

Here's how you'll realize that Mario isn't.

You'll get sucked up early on and then it suddenly clicks. If Kirby were to actually do that Mario would die.

[magicalmerf]

Shut Your Mouth Dray Kid!

Mario would not fall for such a simple trap!

[magicalmerf]

WHAT the HELL palmer....stop editing....my posts.....

[louied777]

Dude Kirby is awesome. Mario Sucks

[Palm3R]

WHAT the HELL palmer....stop editing....my posts.....

I didn't edit them, I merged the double post into a single post...
also, that was the only time I've ever merged/edited any of your posts. =P

[Warpurlgis]

dude im gonna say that kirby is honestly mentally retarded and mario wouldnt fall for being sucked up

[magicalmerf]

PALMER MABEY I LIKE TO DOUBLE POST! GOSH!

ya mario would never be like "oh kirby is trying to suck me up, i'm gunna walk into his mouth!" FUCK THAT

[Kasnia]

PALMER MABEY I LIKE TO DOUBLE POST! GOSH!

ya mario would never be like "oh kirby is trying to suck me up, i'm gunna walk into his mouth!" FUCK THAT

Mario wouldn't have time to think that. Kirby would suck him up so fast that his world would be turned upside down.

[louied777]

Mario is a mouse and kirby is a vaccuum. Instant KO.
Mario sucks
Im a bat

[magicalmerf]

KASNIA! no stop arguing with a god, because god is always right!,......nooo you'r the only person i'll take their opinion seriously....


But kirby is fat, so mario will just out run the little fat pink bastard!

[Draykid]

KASNIA! no stop arguing with a god, because god is always right!,......nooo you'r the only person i'll take their opinion seriously....


But kirby is fat, so mario will just out run the little fat pink bastard!

Kirby's a racing champion.

And a sword fighting champion.

And a PUNCH THE PLANET IN TWO OH WOW champion.

[Warpurlgis]

but I don't think you understand Mario can be 8-bit, 3-D, throw fireballs, wear a cape, raccoon suit, frog suit, Eskimo suit, paper, has a hammer, and is kickass

[Kasnia]

but I don't think you understand Mario can be 8-bit, 3-D, throw fireballs, wear a cape, raccoon suit, frog suit, Eskimo suit, paper, has a hammer, and is kickass

Kirby can do all of that and more because he gains the powers of those he consumes. Also, if Mario goes to hit him, he can just float away.

[Warpurlgis]

Yea I know but Kirby is mentally retarded all he can say wou oh

[Draykid]

Yea I know but Kirby is mentally retarded all he can say wou oh

Mario isn't much better.

When have you heard him say anything more complicated than IT'S-A ME, MARIO

[blindskater2846]

all i know of kirby is that it sucks in every super smash brothers game so i think it sucks.

mario is awesome. an italian plumber from brooklyn that has to go off and fight big ass turtles? thats fucking awesome.

[Kasnia]

all i know of kirby is that it sucks in every super smash brothers game so i think it sucks.

mario is awesome. an italian plumber from brooklyn that has to go off and fight big ass turtles? thats fucking awesome.

Oh yeah, because all the kids want to be a plumber these days.
And turtles?!?! What is so harmless about a turtle. Honestly.

[Buddyf1]

Kirby is win!

[Warpurlgis]

wow thankyou care to elaborate